Best Business You’ve Seen!

Recently been recruiting for a buyside role and I would say the most common question I have been receiving from their more Mid to Sr. level folk has been the question of “So give me and example of the best business you’ve ever seen”.

I was curious if you all had similar experiences and if so what your answers were?

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Prop firms. Basically guaranteed scams unless you're an exceptional investor (aka you're lucky). Make guaranteed revenue based off evaluation/membership fees, rarely ever give payouts because the chances of profit are so low given various restrictions/covenants that the prop firm places, and convince overly ambitious but simultaneously incapable daytraders that their Grok AI algorithm can somehow best institutional investors with billions in resources. They're basically casinos except even less likely to pay out statistically. Absolutely phenomenal business model, albeit unethical in my opinion.

 

Bumping this, would love some help in answering this question. Doesn't have to be specific answers but for advice on how to structure an answer / come up with the right idea would be super helpful

 
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private equity firms.

  1. Business doesn't require capital to grow
  2. Business doesn't really require a lot of incremental labor either
  3. Fees (management fees and carry) scale linearly with AUM
  4. AUM can scale without constraint
  5. Fees (particularly management fees) are contractually obligated by more or less top-notch counterparties
  6. PE funds lock in capital for many years - no redemption risk 
 

Onlyfans...

I'm not talking about the women getting pimped, I'm talking about the founder and their antisocial model. No marketing, just a bunch of pornstars and their managers fighting for scraps while he takes 20%. He would make any pimp blush.

 

This hasn’t been mentioned. The best customer is the government.  Businesses that service the government: Low customer churn, recurring, can be above market prices, largely shielded from competition, quietly making bank. 

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Hi from DOGE

Irony is the guy running (who ran, past tense) DOGE knows exactly what I’m talking about.  

Most, keep a low profile.  They don’t need to shill themselves on LinkedIn or social media like the other pleebs. 

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Promotional products business that sells branded merchandise on a contract basis to SMBs and enterprise customers. 40-50% gross margins. Yearly contracts. Zero inventory. Great CCC. Lots of sector consolidation and super fragmented. 90% of the 20k vendors are smaller mom and pop shops that barely know how to use a CRM. It’s the most underrated sector on the planet.

 

If you're well connected in a niche, staffing agencies can be an interesting business to be in. Maybe not so much in recent years but if you outsourced your admin / employees overseas, margins can be great. Knew more than a few multimillionaires who have businesses in this space. B2B model, have contracts and incentives with employers to staff them. 

I've thought about doing the above eventually. Have a niche in mind.

 

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