Funny Question: Can You Read CIMs Buzzed?

Sitting on the tarmac now after throwing back a couple whiskey gingers at the AA lounge. Have a CIM I should to read, but not a ton of time pressure. I've been internally debating, "can you read a CIM buzzed (4 deep), and remember enough to make reading it worthwhile"? Curious what other anonymous brothers in arms have to say on this incredibly important topic.

 

I've tried before, wasn't really productive. Wouldn't recommend tbh, just use the time to keep the buzz going and read it some other time.

 

Lot of amateurs in this thread, if you can't grind through a CIM after a couple beverages you should probably be looking for an FP&A exit opp

 

How do you literally not read a CIM without being buzzed? Same goes for credit agreements and other horrible documents. Once you know what to look for, and have enough reps that you're not gonna screw something up, doing the monotonous reading while buzzed is great

 

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