Yall may have already seen it, but I just got forwarded this today and found it hilarious.
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From: [redacted]
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2011 11:55 AM
To: [redacted at Citi]
Subject: Re: Citi Sales, Trading & Quantitative Analysis Summer Analyst Program
Hi [redacted]:
Thank you so much for replying my email!!
Ah, what a pity that I missed one of the most prestigious bank in the world, and what a pity citi-group missed a mathematics genius like me, the smartest student ever in the engineering department, the one who beaten math majors in the most difficult competition in the world like idiots, and the one who astutely points out the mars existing in the Gaussian Copula and made proper corrections on it!! Shelli’s stupidity can surely not appreciate my conspicuously superior intellectuality. Woe to the fatuous decision, yet I humbly accpet!
Best luck with citi-bank, and I sincerely hope the trading can still flourish with those incompetent workers, with those preposterous foreclosures and ludicrous CDOs, with those avaricious vampires drying the blood of tens of thousands of poor languishing in loans and poverty! Woe!
May God’s wrath descends, and the world becomes round again, rather than flat! May Wall Street realize its originally obscure identity as a mere defending street against the English colonizers! Beware Ozymandias, beware! If I come to power one day, surely I will follow unfalteringly the foot steps of Andrew Jackson, exterminating these unsatisfying and heinous vermins first and foremost, breaching the seemingly unbreakable pillbox of the shameless bankers, advocating the glory of justice, and spreading the merrying news of equality and happiness!
So help me, God!
Perhaps he/she should consider a career with NPR?
You really found that to be hilarious?
you didn't?
"If I come to power one day, surely I will follow unfalteringly the foot steps of Andrew Jackson, exterminating these unsatisfying and heinous vermins first and foremost, breaching the seemingly unbreakable pillbox of the shameless bankers, advocating the glory of justice, and spreading the merrying news of equality and happiness!"
have you ever said/wrote something THIS ludicrous in your life??
That was posted on dealbreaker, It made me ROR
posted earlier today: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/a-new-member-of-the-vaynerchiang-…
classic email.
what a dust
Is this Shelli? I think she interviewed me before for the same program
http://www.oncampus.citi.com/our_people/north_america/institutional_cli…
[quote=AssetManagementMonkey]Is this Shelli? I think she interviewed me before for the same program
http://www.oncampus.citi.com/our_people/north_america/institutional_cli…] I wonder if she's on this site, I'd be curious to hear her side of the story
I say nonsense like that all the time, and people just shrugg it of as thecheese just being thecheese...
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