Both Jesus and the GS survey organizer had 12 Apostles. Coincidence?

Also the survey was circulated on March 16th, i.e. 3.16. Sound familiar?

"For Marcus Goldman so loved the bullpen that he gave his one and only top bucket analyst, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have improved work life balance"

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R. Handler 3:21 - Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to Board, he gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the analysts proclaiming "Let them have meal stipends."

 

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Revelation 12:3–4

 

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