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? your whole life ? you are 19........

Let me get this straight: * you only go after a girl with a b/f * translation - you want to start a relationship with someone with the inital act being cheating? * now that she doesn't have a b/f you're 2nd guessing things?

Seek professional help, ya douche

Get busy living
 
UFOinsider? your whole life ? you are 19........

Let me get this straight: * you only go after a girl with a b/f * translation - you want to start a relationship with someone with the inital act being cheating? * now that she doesn't have a b/f you're 2nd guessing things?

Seek professional help, ya douche

I never said I only go after girls with a bf, I just said if I choose to, I have a game plan. I'm just trying to figure out the best way to show empathy without looking like I'm full of shit, since I spent so much time shit talking the kid. I really do feel bad for her and him, I just didn't actually like he was going to overdose in the near future.

 
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UFOinsider? your whole life ? you are 19........

Let me get this straight: * you only go after a girl with a b/f * translation - you want to start a relationship with someone with the inital act being cheating? * now that she doesn't have a b/f you're 2nd guessing things?

Seek professional help, ya douche

I never said I only go after girls with a bf, I just said if I choose to, I have a game plan. I'm just trying to figure out the best way to show empathy without looking like I'm full of shit, since I spent so much time shit talking the kid.

Quit life bro, you're bad at it.

 

wow. I won't bring up your obvious moral deficiency since that clearly isn't a concern of yours

in this case, coming off as a non-scumbag could help you out. tell her you're there for her but don't suffocate her with your presence. thereafter, if it happens it happens. just so you know I'm rooting against you.

 
srvmccreadywow. I won't bring up your obvious moral deficiency since that clearly isn't a concern of yours

in this case, coming off as a non-scumbag could help you out. tell her you're there for her but don't suffocate her with your presence. thereafter, if it happens it happens. just so you know I'm rooting against you.

Wrong. Wrong. So fucking wrong.

This girl is emotionally vulnerable right now. Now is the time to adopt an "I told you so" attitude and give her the cold shoulder. Treat her as though she's inextricably linked to this poor choice in mates and that you want nothing to do with her now and she'll be on you like a cheap suit in no time.

Let's face it, you've already done the damage. You might as well reap the payoff.

 
Edmundo Braverman
srvmccreadywow. I won't bring up your obvious moral deficiency since that clearly isn't a concern of yours

in this case, coming off as a non-scumbag could help you out. tell her you're there for her but don't suffocate her with your presence. thereafter, if it happens it happens. just so you know I'm rooting against you.

Wrong. Wrong. So fucking wrong.

This girl is emotionally vulnerable right now. Now is the time to adopt an "I told you so" attitude and give her the cold shoulder. Treat her as though she's inextricably linked to this poor choice in mates and that you want nothing to do with her now and she'll be on you like a cheap suit in no time.

Let's face it, you've already done the damage. You might as well reap the payoff.

Thanks for the help Eddie. That was my first impulse when I heard the news, but was contemplating if I should go through with it or not.

 
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Edmundo Braverman
srvmccreadywow. I won't bring up your obvious moral deficiency since that clearly isn't a concern of yours

in this case, coming off as a non-scumbag could help you out. tell her you're there for her but don't suffocate her with your presence. thereafter, if it happens it happens. just so you know I'm rooting against you.

Wrong. Wrong. So fucking wrong.

This girl is emotionally vulnerable right now. Now is the time to adopt an "I told you so" attitude and give her the cold shoulder. Treat her as though she's inextricably linked to this poor choice in mates and that you want nothing to do with her now and she'll be on you like a cheap suit in no time.

Let's face it, you've already done the damage. You might as well reap the payoff.

Thanks for the help Eddie. That was my first impulse when I heard the news, but was contemplating if I should go through with it or not.

...and she'll likely need professional help at some point as well.

What is it that you want out of this? If you just want to bang her and don't care, then it seems you're going to do that regardless of her mental state anyway. If you want a relationship out of it, it's going to take A LOT of effort.....

Get busy living
 
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Edmundo Braverman
srvmccreadywow. I won't bring up your obvious moral deficiency since that clearly isn't a concern of yours

in this case, coming off as a non-scumbag could help you out. tell her you're there for her but don't suffocate her with your presence. thereafter, if it happens it happens. just so you know I'm rooting against you.

Wrong. Wrong. So fucking wrong.

This girl is emotionally vulnerable right now. Now is the time to adopt an "I told you so" attitude and give her the cold shoulder. Treat her as though she's inextricably linked to this poor choice in mates and that you want nothing to do with her now and she'll be on you like a cheap suit in no time.

Let's face it, you've already done the damage. You might as well reap the payoff.

Thanks for the help Eddie. That was my first impulse when I heard the news, but was contemplating if I should go through with it or not.

Food for thought: if her boyfriend was so far gone as to overdose on drugs and booze, chances are he's lived a high-risk lifestyle (IV drug use, etc...). Even if this works out for you, you'll probably end up with a touch of the HIV, which would more or less serve you right.

Rock on.

 
oldmansackswhy are you posting this on a finance site? Did you just randomly pick this site to seek advice from a bunch of bankers about your relationships problems?

I have a "what-the-fuck" look on my face.

BB or bust....start networking!

No, I chose this website, because I expected bankers to have less a problem with my morals than a relationship website.

 
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oldmansacksyou don't have any morals

Precisely. Interpreting morals is the job of lawmakers and philosophers. My job is to get as far ahead in life as possible, while operating within the legal boundaries the Federal government has created.

I lol'd at this.

I don't actually get why you guys are so mad. I didn't see the original post as OP edited it, but if it was as described earlier, what wrong did OP actually commit? 1) The bf did have problems so it's not like OP lied 2) He had nothing to do with what happened to the bf, and the girl's current emotional state is not OP's fault 3) If nailing her makes both him AND her feel better, what's the big deal? 4) If OP just met the girl for the first time now, and knew nothing about her ex, would it be wrong for him to nail her?

If your answer to #4 is no, why should knowing about the ex cause an emotional dilemma for OP?

They call it a "rebound" for a reason. Girl feels better, OP feels better. Win-win situation (excl. any contracted viruses).

 

I am sorry but you may want to go find out what a list of morals is before you even consider getting a girlfriend because honestly you just came off as one of the most immature idiots I have ever come into contact with in this post

P.S. Since when is this a website to post your personal girlfriend problems on. It called Wall Street Oasis not Help ME With My Girl Oasis.

 

Speaking as a girl, I think you're a disgusting individual and I hope she sees you for who you really are.

You sabotage, or attempt to sabotage a relationship to get a girl and now you're trying to take advantage of her when she is vulnerable.

The monkey shit is from me.

 
SpanishBuzzSpeaking as a girl, I think you're a disgusting individual and I hope she sees you for who you really are.

You sabotage, or attempt to sabotage a relationship to get a girl and now you're trying to take advantage of her when she is vulnerable.

The monkey shit is from me.

LOL I was just waiting for a girl to come on here and call him a douche. BTW he deserves the shit.

 

^ This is probably true

Being a piece of shit to attract a girl, only makes her view you as the condescending little prick that you are and have tucked between your legs. Otherwise, she would have left him for you already b/c she recognized you as the better option, not because you told her you were by sabotaging this other guy even if it was true.

Learn a lesson on this one. After all you were only going to hit it and quit it anyway and ultimately ruin your relationship between you and your best friend... don't think so? Its true because he's still getting ass, and bro's before ho's only works on TV and once you're married. No way he chooses you over steady ass at 19.

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I hope you do hit it... and find out she has some dick eating disease contracted from the gang bangs she participated in with the degenerate you fucked over.

 
Midas Mulligan MagooIf you divulge any more identifiable characteristics I will find and anal prod her my fucking self. Better you than I, guy.

I said I like her, but I like my career prospects better. You find me an internship and she's all yours.

 

I would never date a girl who once dated someone who OD'd on drugs. He was shit, she's shit, and you're shit.

"I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people."
 

Maybe I should reconsider this whole situation. I think you guys might be right in that I'd be crossing some sort of ethical boundaries. Usually my penis always overpowers my brain, but I don't think I can let it happen this time. Sorry for wasting your time WSO.

 
Junk Bond KingpinMaybe I should reconsider this whole situation. I think you guys might be right in that I'd be crossing some sort of ethical boundaries. Usually my penis always overpowers my brain, but I don't think I can let it happen this time. Sorry for wasting your time WSO.

LMFAO.

Yeah, we're the ones you should be apologizing to.

 
Edmundo Braverman
Junk Bond KingpinMaybe I should reconsider this whole situation. I think you guys might be right in that I'd be crossing some sort of ethical boundaries. Usually my penis always overpowers my brain, but I don't think I can let it happen this time. Sorry for wasting your time WSO.

LMFAO.

Yeah, we're the ones you should be apologizing to.

Apologizing would be admitting I did something wrong. She currently has no awareness that my devious plan ever existed.

 
KanonCrap - he deleted his original post. Looks like I missed out on a juicy story...

I forgot it was my gf's birthday, and then I only got her a box of chocolates to make up for it.

 
Junk Bond Kingpin
KanonCrap - he deleted his original post. Looks like I missed out on a juicy story...

I forgot it was my gf's birthday, and then I only got her a box of chocolates to make up for it.

This really does just get better and better....who are we fooling here?
Get busy living
 
KanonCrap - he deleted his original post. Looks like I missed out on a juicy story...

He had concocted a plan to get his friend's girlfriend's best friend. Problem was she had a boyfriend. So instead of being a decent human being and moving aside to let them enjoy the time they were having or had together, he, like a slimy little bastard, made up lies about how he was no good for her, had alcohol problems amongst others.

Unfortunately, he, the boyfriend died from an overdose of drugs and drink. And he is seeking advice on how to sleep with the poor girl.

I feel really bad for the girl. Not only did she have trouble choosing men but severe problems in the company of men she keeps.

Did I get that all right asshole?

 
SpanishBuzz
KanonCrap - he deleted his original post. Looks like I missed out on a juicy story...

He had concocted a plan to get his friend's girlfriend's best friend. Problem was she had a boyfriend. So instead of being a decent human being and moving aside to let them enjoy the time they were having or had together, he, like a slimy little bastard, made up lies about how he was no good for her, had alcohol problems amongst others.

Unfortunately, he, the boyfriend died from an overdose of drugs and drink. And he is seeking advice on how to sleep with the poor girl.

I feel really bad for the girl. Not only did she have trouble choosing men but severe problems in the company of men she keeps.

Did I get that all right asshole?

You're leaving out the best part: * he states he has no morals, just follows the law so he doesn't get punished * now she's a wreck b/c her b/f died, he doesn't want to deal with it, BUT * still wants to tap that ass, and....

Here's the kicker:

Wants to know if that's "OK" with everyone here.

Get busy living
 
SpanishBuzz
KanonCrap - he deleted his original post. Looks like I missed out on a juicy story...

He had concocted a plan to get his friend's girlfriend's best friend. Problem was she had a boyfriend. So instead of being a decent human being and moving aside to let them enjoy the time they were having or had together, he, like a slimy little bastard, made up lies about how he was no good for her, had alcohol problems amongst others.

Unfortunately, he, the boyfriend died from an overdose of drugs and drink. And he is seeking advice on how to sleep with the poor girl.

I feel really bad for the girl. Not only did she have trouble choosing men but severe problems in the company of men she keeps.

Did I get that all right asshole?

I never read the original post, but if the dude died of an overdose then doesn't that demonstrate that the OP was correct in the advice he gave this chick?

Why, though, would he want to tap a chick that a junkie has recently been through? If I found out that a chick I'd slept with had that kind of history it would scare the shit out of me.

 

Mr. Junk Bond Kingpin, the fact that you come on wall street oasis and post your girl problems indicates that you are suffering from what pick up artists call "average frustrated chimp syndrome" (aka you aren't getting girl attention/not getting laid). Stop worrying so much about girls, learn how to be a little respectful when people are suffering (this is most important), be yourself and chase your fcking dreams (worrying about sleeping with a girl who has slept with a junkie is not putting yourself/future first). Prove that you are the alpha male, who knows what they want in life and the females will come in flocks, so get the fck off your soap box/wasting everyone's time.

 

Wait, I don't remember him saying the dude died. He just said he OD'd. Big difference. Or maybe not...

In either case, going to all the trouble to piss in a chick's ear about what a shitbag her boyfriend is until he actually OD's just so you can nail her is pretty gangsta. Deleting the thread describing said defilement is weak sauce, though.

 
Edmundo BravermanWait, I don't remember him saying the dude died. He just said he OD'd. Big difference. Or maybe not...

In either case, going to all the trouble to piss in a chick's ear about what a shitbag her boyfriend is until he actually OD's just so you can nail her is pretty gangsta. Deleting the thread describing said defilement is weak sauce, though.

LOL Eddie, I always get a chuckle out of your posts. Thanks.

 
Edmundo BravermanIn either case, going to all the trouble to piss in a chick's ear about what a shitbag her boyfriend is until he actually OD's just so you can nail her is pretty gangsta.

I beg to differ, since its FAAAR easier to bang a chick with a bf without this fuckin soap opera story Susan Lucci over here is trying to tell us.

I call bullshit on this whole story... if he's was such a clever little twat he would already be banging this grl and it would have been relatively effortless (especially a 19 year old, c'mon).

More likely than not this kids playing World of War Craft by night and day dreaming about his Cruel Intentions alter ego by day... then tries to come on an internet forum and pretend its reality. Pretty sad and pathetic really. This kids going to snap and shoot a bunch of kids at Senior Prom one day.

 
Marcus_Halberstram
Edmundo BravermanIn either case, going to all the trouble to piss in a chick's ear about what a shitbag her boyfriend is until he actually OD's just so you can nail her is pretty gangsta.

I beg to differ, since its FAAAR easier to bang a chick with a bf without this fuckin soap opera story Susan Lucci over here is trying to tell us.

I call bullshit on this whole story... if he's was such a clever little twat he would already be banging this grl and it would have been relatively effortless (especially a 19 year old, c'mon).

More likely than not this kids playing World of War Craft by night and day dreaming about his Cruel Intentions alter ego by day... then tries to come on an internet forum and pretend its reality. Pretty sad and pathetic really. This kids going to snap and shoot a bunch of kids at Senior Prom one day.

Dude. You really need to check in more often. I literally just spit beer out my nose.

Marcus, you are the man.

 
SkewThis thread could only get better if there was a clown in there somewhere.
http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/2/20/Krusty_Brand_Seal_of_Appro…

Thinking this over and realizing that OP is a kid who probably just got infatuated with someone else's girl and then couldn't resist temptation, I'm thinking harsh judgement isn't really called for, even though he's making it SO easy and fun. He didn't hurt anyone, even if his intentions were far less than honorable, and should view this as a learning experience. OP - be supportive to this girl if you actually care, but otherwise, do no harm and just move on with your life....you're just starting out and you don't need this kind of drama.

ESPECIALLY if Eddie is correct in pointing out that the guy merely OD'd as opposed to croaking, just walk away from this miserable situation. If you're 19 and playing the markets already, you're already wasting your time on dead end types: Come work in finance and boost your confidence, get some ass, and earn a better life than you have now.

Also, drop the "I only respect the law, I want to work in finance and be an amoral dick" routine and grow up a bit: if you think public outrage against finance [justified or not] stops with writing articles critical of GS, watch the movie 'Empire'. Karma's a bitch, and some people take it into their own hands to enforce it. Being incredibly successfull doesn't make you an asshole, amoral, or a predator: it just means you're successful.....

If you can't be trusted and flaunt it, who do you think is going to hire you to handle THEIR money?

Get busy living
 

Seriously though, I've had guys like you sabatoge otherwise good relationships, and on behalf of a legion of good guys that got screwed over: FUCK YOU, I hope for your sake you never work with / for me. I'll turn your life into a living hell.

I guarantee it.

Get busy living
 

Why are you guys thinking this guy is OK? Smart guy? Are you crazy?

Sorry about the report the guy died, I assumed with an OD he didnt survive or perhaps thought I read it there.

However, you guys need to stop giving this punk a free pass for this crap he tried to pull!

 

Dear Junk Bond Kingpin,

First of all, ignore SpanishBuzz's posts; no shit it's going to be biased, and she's probably still emotionally hurt because she got penetrated by some dude she loved, who came on her face then bounced. Right now I see so many hypocrites on this forum - many would crucify bunnies to land a BB IBD gig and slave away their youth but become all emotional and shit once some dude brings up banging a chick with no string attached? What's so bad about that? There are plenty of girls in the world, and some girl who's dating a drug-addict is no different (if not, even more useless).

Let me give you some REAL advise: bang the chick now, while she's vulnerable. Who knows, maybe your dick may 'straighten her up' - both literally and figuratively speaking.

You can thank me later, Warren

 
warren1Dear Junk Bond Kingpin,

First of all, ignore SpanishBuzz's posts; no shit it's going to be biased, and she's probably still emotionally hurt because she got penetrated by some dude she loved, who came on her face then bounced. Right now I see so many hypocrites on this forum - many would crucify bunnies to land a BB IBD gig and slave away their youth but become all emotional and shit once some dude brings up banging a chick with no string attached? What's so bad about that? There are plenty of girls in the world, and some girl who's dating a drug-addict is no different (if not, even more useless).

Let me give you some REAL advise: bang the chick now, while she's vulnerable. Who knows, maybe your dick may 'straighten her up' - both literally and figuratively speaking.

You can thank me later, Warren

Are you an idiot? Or do you just become retarded when sitting in front of your computer?

 
SpanishBuzz
warren1Dear Junk Bond Kingpin,

First of all, ignore SpanishBuzz's posts; no shit it's going to be biased, and she's probably still emotionally hurt because she got penetrated by some dude she loved, who came on her face then bounced. Right now I see so many hypocrites on this forum - many would crucify bunnies to land a BB IBD gig and slave away their youth but become all emotional and shit once some dude brings up banging a chick with no string attached? What's so bad about that? There are plenty of girls in the world, and some girl who's dating a drug-addict is no different (if not, even more useless).

Let me give you some REAL advise: bang the chick now, while she's vulnerable. Who knows, maybe your dick may 'straighten her up' - both literally and figuratively speaking.

You can thank me later, Warren

Are you an idiot? Or do you just become retarded when sitting in front of your computer?

Reread your posts. Maybe then you'll realize how much you sound like a thirteen year old. Stupid women

 

While I've got no problem breaking up a relationship if I like a girl (note the liking a girl part, like I'd want to date her), this kid seems to be the definition of sociopath. You'll go far, kid

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

Clearly this guy is a troll. Come on. No one actually concocts stupid plans like this unless you're in a movie or something.

OP, please tell me either you're full of crap or the girl is at least Minka Kelly hot..ie.at least an 8.

Otherwise, to go through that much trouble just to get laid is foolish.

 

Am I the only one who thinks this was posted on WSO like a year ago?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I made my points on the actual topics at hand very clear. You guys are just a bunch of trolls. I'm done with this pointless argument.

 

STOP WITH THE FUCKING QUOTES FOR CHRISTS SAKE

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

That wasn't in response to UFOinsider, that was in response to the story because it was deleted. I don't hope a bear mauls you, I hope a bear mauls OP.

 
cartmanNot saying that misspelling a word automatically invalidates your argument or anything... but how the fuck can you berate someone for not coming up with an 'educated response' when you spell 'lied' as 'lyed' and 'break' as 'brake'?

Exactly my point.

 

Dear god...

When I read posts like this, I think WSO should maintain a 50:50 minimum ratio between certified members and the rest.

 

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