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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip For a trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning Punk niggas make me sick with all the pidgeoning and bargaining You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit You got a funny Geneva evil watch, with the Ferrari kit Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us I got the web from mezzazine, thick orange and yellow cuffs Hyper called on, on the hands-free phone The '84 roam, on them blades, 20-inch chrome If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that siz-erp

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Rum, tequila, or scotch. The first two on ice with limes, scotch always neat.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

What tequila do you sip on neat? Looking into branching out to some good tequilas but not sure where to start other than my usual bar items casamigos and 1942

 

I'll go vodka - but yes generally agree.

I used to get these heavy dirty martinis from 7B. I went in there and there was this chick who would pour me these drinks out of jars or something. I'd watch her pour heavy and would joke that she couldn't pour heavy and she would pour me these 6 shot vodka drinks (Grey Goose) that would get me so fucked up and I would work my hardest just to say the next one was weak too, but her and I had this thing about laughingly getting me really fucked up before I go out.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I want to like gin just because I’ve always thought it was cool and the name is cool. Idk why. But I’ve never liked it.

Any recommendations for brands? Maybe I’ve just had cheap gin and didn’t realize it

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Thank you. This will become my new go to. Hit up TJs every week

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Guinness, the black stuff. But don't worry when the Packers resume play it'll be back to a bottle of Glenfiddich 12 a week....

 

Ice cold water, seriously its so hot in Europe right now i bought 5 1L steel bottles just to Putin the fridge to have ice cold water at all times

 

Gin martini Tequila - on the rocks with lime or margs Seltzers are great for the pool or beach I'll mix in an IPA or some summer beers here and there

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When out on the back porch in the summer, I'll go with a Tito's, diet cran, splash of OJ. Basically a Sex on the Beach without the schnapps. So fucking refreshing and diet cran has 5 calories for 8 oz. If I am going bourbon I will do Eagle Rare on the rocks. $33 bucks a bottle in Mass for a 10 year old bourbon is an absolute steal, especially for the taste.

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.
 

Caribou Lou: it's like

  • 151 Rum
  • pineapple juice and
  • Malibu

Caribou get them all numb

Make baby girl come, out of her shell and raise hell

Don't stop 'til the cops come

Half a bottle of 151 off in a jug

One cup of Malibu Rum, baby that's whassup then you

Fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice and it's crackin'

The only defect is waking up like what happened

 

I like this song a lot. Even though he was talking about Kansas City Missouri, I hit up Hollywood Casino and he came talking about Kansas City and hit felt like it was hitting hard and always think of that trip that day.

In fact, I posted this song to facebook that day and it seems pretty low quality in dirty lyrics, but artistically, I really think its a good song.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Made this stuff in high school black out city

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.
 

bros no joke if you combine a can of cold brew with a cold Topo Chico it tastes just like Starbux nitro

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Yeah I’m onto LaCroix Lime, Grapefruit, or Orange.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

dude I can drink grapefruit juice and vodka for days

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

A good chianti or montepulciano can be acquired for less cost - depending on what you're will to spend and trade in quality - but make sure they have the "DOC" or "DOCG" label on the stem of the bottle

 

went to a buddy's ranchhouse a few times this summer - she'd always make a jug-load of pimms, ginger ale, and fresh cuts of cucumber and blood oranges. i remember being hammered off 3 glasses right in her kitchen 10 minutes into her putting lid on

 

Yeah Long Island Iced Tea is legit 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Drink: Old fashioned Mixer: G&T (preferably Hendricks) Spirit: Scotch (Macallan 12 is my go-to)

Other than that, a whole lot of beer and wine

 

Early night: Bees Knees (gin, honey, lime/lemon, egg white optional) or French75 (gin, lemon, bit of sugar, shaken then topped up with champagne) Late night: Negroni/Old fashioned

 

Expresso? lol

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Yeah Glacier Freeze is where its at

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sazerac's are one of my favorite mixed drinks. Gin and tonic is great as well, super refreshing. Both are easy for me to make and I can make them well. I have also been a big fan of dropping half of an overripe peach into a glass of red wine after dinner some days. My family has been doing as a "dessert" that since before they came over from Italy.

Dayman?
 

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