Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' on some, sip For a trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning Punk niggas make me sick with all the pidgeoning and bargaining You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit You got a funny Geneva evil watch, with the Ferrari kit Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us I got the web from mezzazine, thick orange and yellow cuffs Hyper called on, on the hands-free phone The '84 roam, on them blades, 20-inch chrome If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that siz-erp

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Rum, tequila, or scotch. The first two on ice with limes, scotch always neat.

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I'll go vodka - but yes generally agree.

I used to get these heavy dirty martinis from 7B. I went in there and there was this chick who would pour me these drinks out of jars or something. I'd watch her pour heavy and would joke that she couldn't pour heavy and she would pour me these 6 shot vodka drinks (Grey Goose) that would get me so fucked up and I would work my hardest just to say the next one was weak too, but her and I had this thing about laughingly getting me really fucked up before I go out.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I want to like gin just because I’ve always thought it was cool and the name is cool. Idk why. But I’ve never liked it.

Any recommendations for brands? Maybe I’ve just had cheap gin and didn’t realize it

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

Good man - I am on a current cleanse as well.

I was a little troubled when I noticed that I haven’t gone more than 5 days without a drink since freshman year of college.

~10 days in, but feel better. Maybe it’s placebo, but I’ll take it to the bank.

 

I feel ya. But for me it's more like I just don't like drinking all that much to begin with.

Weirdly, I have my drinking phases when I drink 2~3 drinks a week and non-drinking phases when I don't even think about drinking. I guess it's genetics?

I'm just predisposed to not be a drinker.

 
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Trader joes sells an italian grapefruit soda (and also a blood orange soda)...try that with kettle one grapefruit vodka....50/50..its delicious and gets you drunk very fast if thats what you're after

 

Thank you. This will become my new go to. Hit up TJs every week

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I was a little rough when I was first diagnosed, but free healthcare while I'm doing my MBA in the EU means transfusions every month. I had a weird condition called Sweet's Syndrome that made me look like a monster for a week and I had scars on my face for like a 3 months so I've tried to stay away from anything that could make it worse for precautions sake.

 

Gin martini Tequila - on the rocks with lime or margs Seltzers are great for the pool or beach I'll mix in an IPA or some summer beers here and there

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When out on the back porch in the summer, I'll go with a Tito's, diet cran, splash of OJ. Basically a Sex on the Beach without the schnapps. So fucking refreshing and diet cran has 5 calories for 8 oz. If I am going bourbon I will do Eagle Rare on the rocks. $33 bucks a bottle in Mass for a 10 year old bourbon is an absolute steal, especially for the taste.

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.
 

Caribou Lou: it's like

  • 151 Rum
  • pineapple juice and
  • Malibu

Caribou get them all numb

Make baby girl come, out of her shell and raise hell

Don't stop 'til the cops come

Half a bottle of 151 off in a jug

One cup of Malibu Rum, baby that's whassup then you

Fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice and it's crackin'

The only defect is waking up like what happened

 

I like this song a lot. Even though he was talking about Kansas City Missouri, I hit up Hollywood Casino and he came talking about Kansas City and hit felt like it was hitting hard and always think of that trip that day.

In fact, I posted this song to facebook that day and it seems pretty low quality in dirty lyrics, but artistically, I really think its a good song.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Made this stuff in high school black out city

Few players recall big pots they have won, strange as it seems, but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.
 

Yeah I’m onto LaCroix Lime, Grapefruit, or Orange.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

good ol' red wine week days: may be a glass or two weekends: the whole bottle yolo

 

dude I can drink grapefruit juice and vodka for days

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

went to a buddy's ranchhouse a few times this summer - she'd always make a jug-load of pimms, ginger ale, and fresh cuts of cucumber and blood oranges. i remember being hammered off 3 glasses right in her kitchen 10 minutes into her putting lid on

 

Long Island iced tea gets you surprisingly and quickly fucked up, it’s a silent killer and my go-to. When I’m out on the beach or a boat, nothing beats an ice cold Rona with lime.

 

Sazerac's are one of my favorite mixed drinks. Gin and tonic is great as well, super refreshing. Both are easy for me to make and I can make them well. I have also been a big fan of dropping half of an overripe peach into a glass of red wine after dinner some days. My family has been doing as a "dessert" that since before they came over from Italy.

Dayman?
 

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