Hot babe drought for Finance Bros

I have noticed over the past year that a lot of the target girls that I'm tryna score are going to some random education major or something crazy like that. Im 22 making more than her Dad what's the deal? Why are these bitches hooking up with my kids future gym teacher when I'm stuck with a non-target asian from northwestern or nyu :(
Someone get a quant to figure this shit out with math or derivatives or something
Ps. If you're telling me it's just me or that your getting action, porn doesn't count or you went to Yale
freefromfap #nonut #ifyouwenttoyaleyourgay
Clearly the back office losers that are actually using this site to try and get a job are tight with my troll post. Enjoy accounting

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Apr 22, 2021 - 1:08am

Maybe because the education major actually has game and doesn't think that his salary automatically entitles him to pussy. OP might be a troll but the 15 year olds on here might need to know this.

May 8, 2021 - 6:16pm


Your a non target virgin


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Apr 22, 2021 - 1:15am

Sorry OP, my Evercore hiring contract states that I can get 3 hot babes per week instead of free coffee.

Seems like a fair trade-off but my Starbucks bill is getting expensive...


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Apr 22, 2021 - 2:33pm

If you're at GS it's probably a shit group judging from that fact that you have time to post on WSO in the middle of the day.

Apr 22, 2021 - 10:02am

I still think I should be allowed to shoot people who abuse the use of hashtags outside context

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Apr 22, 2021 - 10:21pm

This just screams I have no game or personality and rely on my prestigious school/background to get me ass. You sound like some loser who posts greentexts on R9K on muh state mandated gf where?!?! Go get yourself some tendies with your good boy points OP.

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