Housewarming Gift for a Banker

So a friend of mine is having a housewarming party this weekend, and I generally don't like going to these sort of parties empty-handed but I'm having a issues trying to buy this guy a house-warming gift. He's a bit of a degenerate, so any of you guys got advice or ideas on what to get a banker for his house-warming, given that he won't be spending a whole lot of time at home?

 

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