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I hate nightclubs since I don't dance, and you can't really talk to anyone. The only time I go is when we are getting a table.
By getting laid. Next question.
Just talk to people, make friends, and get out while your hearing is intact.
1) Even if you're not drunk, you can get into a drunk "mindset"
2) Dancing with hot chicks is fun. The alcohol is only really necessary to make dancing with ugly chicks as fun
3) If you're with good enough friends, they should make the experience fun for you
4) You can always sit down and talk to the other people taking a break from the dance floor. Or you could try get into the VIP room/sit down at somebody else's table
5) You can laugh at people acting stupid when drunk
models and bottles minus the bottles
just dance like theres no tomorrow.
Or dance; dance like it's the last, last night of your life
do a bunch of blow
you cant.. if ur not drinking u shouldn't be at a club in the first place
not possible.
Be the DJ.
Cocaine will do the trick.
Cocaine's one hell of a drug
pick the club based on what kind of music you like?
I drink club soda and lime.... Looks like a mixed drink without the bar tab and hangover. If you need drinks to have fun, that says something more about you.
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