They are under the impression that people who make more money than them are inherently evil... Haters gone hate.

Rarely will any of my posts have enough forethought/structure to be taken seriously.
 

For the same reason they don't like politicians: a small group of people concentrated in a few areas have massively disporportionate influence over their lives. The money, the crash, all that, they are distractions from the idea of a group of people making decisions from far away about how life will be run. It's un American.

...and most people don't hate bankers, they don't care at all beyond the knuckleheads involved in the shit in 2007

Get busy living
 

Because the recession was centered around Wall Street, bankers became the defacto figure heads of the "1%"

Easier for the women's studies majors of the world to hate bankers because they're all centered in the same area too, as opposed to entrepreneurs or consultants or whoever else makes big money who are spread out more

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

a) Hollywood.

b) People putting it in their heads somehow this "manipulation" of money is somehow affecting their own cash flow and capabilities.

c) Mainstream media needing a headline on a slow day.

d) They don't know exactly what these specific groups of people do, so they just figure it must be illegal and shady.

The list goes on and on.

 

Hey, at least you bankers can score women with your job title. I work for a top name brand international brokerage firm and can't say what I do without girls thinking I sell houses or some nonsense. No one knows what commercial real estate even is in general.

"I sell and lease skyscrapers and malls and stuff"

"my mom is a real estate agent too! she sold her first house last month!"

"...god dammit"

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

I just died laughing at this one. Dammit, if only I had some credits.

CRE:
Hey, at least you bankers can score women with your job title. I work for a top name brand international brokerage firm and can't say what I do without girls thinking I sell houses or some nonsense. No one knows what commercial real estate even is in general.

"I sell and lease skyscrapers and malls and stuff"

"my mom is a real estate agent too! she sold her first house last month!"

"...god dammit"

 
CRE:
Hey, at least you bankers can score women with your job title. I work for a top name brand international brokerage firm and can't say what I do without girls thinking I sell houses or some nonsense. No one knows what commercial real estate even is in general.

"I sell and lease skyscrapers and malls and stuff"

"my mom is a real estate agent too! she sold her first house last month!"

"...god dammit"

Funny, but not really true.

Me: I work in finance. Random friend/stranger: do you think I should buy AAPL? Me: god damn it.

 

If there was a "banana dump" system in WSO I'd split you guys 100 bananas each.

This is too good, hahaha!

SirTradesaLot:
CRE:
Hey, at least you bankers can score women with your job title. I work for a top name brand international brokerage firm and can't say what I do without girls thinking I sell houses or some nonsense. No one knows what commercial real estate even is in general.

"I sell and lease skyscrapers and malls and stuff"

"my mom is a real estate agent too! she sold her first house last month!"

"...god dammit"

Funny, but not really true.

Me: I work in finance. Random friend/stranger: do you think I should buy AAPL? Me: god damn it.

 
SirTradesaLot:
CRE:
Hey, at least you bankers can score women with your job title. I work for a top name brand international brokerage firm and can't say what I do without girls thinking I sell houses or some nonsense. No one knows what commercial real estate even is in general.

"I sell and lease skyscrapers and malls and stuff"

"my mom is a real estate agent too! she sold her first house last month!"

"...god dammit"

Funny, but not really true.

Me: I work in finance. Random friend/stranger: do you think I should buy AAPL? Me: god damn it.

I've actually witnessed these two happen to some buddies:

Friend: I'm a banker Chick: Oh, that's cool.. So you open checking accounts for people, then? Friend: God damn.

Friend: I work in the front office of a bank Chick: So you're a teller? Friend: F.

[quote=patternfinder]Of course, I would just buy in scales. [/quote] See my WSO Blog | my AMA
 

AnabelleCalthorpe is my favorite troll currently...

Also... @Simple As... I can't believe these people didn't cower in fear at the sheer presence of... analysts... we need to restore the order. Someone has gotta explain to these peasants that bankers are providers of capital and strategic advice.... Masters of the Universe...

xoxo

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 
Louboutins and Leverage:
AnabelleCalthorpe is my favorite troll currently...

Also... @Simple As... I can't believe these people didn't cower in fear at the sheer presence of... analysts... we need to restore the order. Someone has gotta explain to these peasants that bankers are providers of capital and strategic advice.... Masters of the Universe...

xoxo

Truly one of the great tragedies of the world. I think I'm going to put Master of the Universe on my business cards.

Simple As... Vice President/Master of the Universe, Mergers and Acquisitions

[quote=patternfinder]Of course, I would just buy in scales. [/quote] See my WSO Blog | my AMA
 
Simple As...:
Louboutins and Leverage:
AnabelleCalthorpe is my favorite troll currently...

Also... @Simple As... I can't believe these people didn't cower in fear at the sheer presence of... analysts... we need to restore the order. Someone has gotta explain to these peasants that bankers are providers of capital and strategic advice.... Masters of the Universe...

xoxo

Truly one of the great tragedies of the world. I think I'm going to put Master of the Universe on my business cards.

Simple As... Vice President/Master of the Universe, Mergers and Acquisitions

That's hott!!

xoxo

[quote=Dirk Dirkenson]Shut up already. Your mindless, reflexive responses to any critical thought on this are tedious. You're also probably a woman, given the name and "xoxo" signoff, so maybe the lack of judgment is to be expected.[/quote]
 

Arsehole bankers.

It's like American tourists. As a non-American, you only notice the loud, obnoxious and stupid ones, then assume all the rest are like that.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

Most of the time, at least when I'm not in mixed company, I give them a nice little throat punch and when they fall onto their knees gasping for breath I whip out my dick and piss on their heads while I scream "you fucking piker! I can buy and sell you before breakfast!"

Or I just ignore it and don't give a crap what anyone else says or thinks. Just say that you enjoy your profession and that's that.

 
sben3726:
- My doctor to me: "Why don't you be a doctor rather than stressing out about this finance stuff? You'd make a great doctor."

Because being a doctor blows. I shadowed a doctor in high school for about 2 hours and saved about 40 years of mind-numbing, boring work. I can't imagine sitting in an office all damn day and putting up with elderly people who seem to self-diagnose every illness and druggies looking to get an easy prescription. Not to mention that a bulk of your work is dealing with the same damn symptoms and giving the same damn diagnosis every single day. You deal with the same work, same people, and same pay for your entire career. Where's the excitement in that?

 

Don't you guys think it would be better if we each took a bit of time to explain to these people the truth about the profession? Maybe this is a bit ambitious but we would benefit from better government policy etc if there was a more informed electorate?

 
UKUndergrad:

Don't you guys think it would be better if we each took a bit of time to explain to these people the truth about the profession? Maybe this is a bit ambitious but we would benefit from better government policy etc if there was a more informed electorate?

If people wanted to know the truth they would. It's not especially difficult to understand.

MM IB -> Corporate Development -> Strategic Finance
 

Understand that media in the US is very polarized, with conversation being drowned out by 'debate'.....aka loud, ignorant morons on opposite sides of the political isle throwing insults at each other. The vast majority of people are more reasonable, and if you're getting a lot of flack for having a job (and that's all this is) then you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.

My honest opinion: just live your life.

Get busy living
 
Ace Rothstein:

It's because the average person hears "investment banking" or "Wall Street" and thinks Bear Stearns and mortgage-backed securities and subprime lending. I don't suppose that explaining that you proofread Powerpoint presentations for mergers and acquisitions would help, or even that they would understand what an M&A advisory is.

True. When you say you work in "finance" they think you are a white-collar banker coming straight out of the wolf of wall street whereas in reality you just spend 10 hours a day behind a desk on excel and powerpoint.
 

there will always be unscrupulous people in finance, it pays well and can attract people for the wrong reasons. better for you to lead your life in a virtuous/ethical way and ignore the noise. people's opinions are mostly made up so trying to convince them is like getting a marxist to believe in free markets. if someone's genuinely curious, tell them, but if not, fuck 'em.

 
sben3726:
Do you guys have similar experiences? How do you guys internalize this? What is a healthy reaction to this?

I run to the bathroom and cry. About 10 minutes later, I emerge red faced, point at the person who made the comments and demand they leave the venue. My voice becomes more and more adamant (although with a slight quiver), but my finger will continue to tremble visibly.

If they don't leave after the first 5 minutes of doing this, I start to hyperventilate.

If anyone tries to console me, I scream "Don't touch me! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"

After another 15 minutes, I demand that someone call an ambulance. Then I collapse in a heap, crying and wailing.

When the ambulance arrives and I'm being carried out of the venue, I point accusingly at the person who made the comments, shrieking "You did this to me! YOU! YOU did this to meeeeeee!". The last "meeeee!" is an elongated howl as the stretcher bearers haul me out the doors.

I then contact my lawyers and have them send letters to the person who made the comments and the venue owner, making outrageous demands for financial settlements for emotional trauma caused.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 
SSits:
sben3726:
Do you guys have similar experiences? How do you guys internalize this? What is a healthy reaction to this?

I run to the bathroom and cry. About 10 minutes later, I emerge red faced, point at the person who made the comments and demand they leave the venue. My voice becomes more and more adamant (although with a slight quiver), but my finger will continue to tremble visibly.

If they don't leave after the first 5 minutes of doing this, I start to hyperventilate.

If anyone tries to console me, I scream "Don't touch me! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"

After another 15 minutes, I demand that someone call an ambulance. Then I collapse in a heap, crying and wailing.

When the ambulance arrives and I'm being carried out of the venue, I point accusingly at the person who made the comments, shrieking "You did this to me! YOU! YOU did this to meeeeeee!". The last "meeeee!" is an elongated howl as the stretcher bearers haul me out the doors.

I then contact my lawyers and have them send letters to the person who made the comments and the venue owner, making outrageous demands for financial settlements for emotional trauma caused.

LOL

 
SSits:
sben3726:
Do you guys have similar experiences? How do you guys internalize this? What is a healthy reaction to this?

I run to the bathroom and cry. About 10 minutes later, I emerge red faced, point at the person who made the comments and demand they leave the venue. My voice becomes more and more adamant (although with a slight quiver), but my finger will continue to tremble visibly.

If they don't leave after the first 5 minutes of doing this, I start to hyperventilate.

If anyone tries to console me, I scream "Don't touch me! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!"

After another 15 minutes, I demand that someone call an ambulance. Then I collapse in a heap, crying and wailing.

When the ambulance arrives and I'm being carried out of the venue, I point accusingly at the person who made the comments, shrieking "You did this to me! YOU! YOU did this to meeeeeee!". The last "meeeee!" is an elongated howl as the stretcher bearers haul me out the doors.

I then contact my lawyers and have them send letters to the person who made the comments and the venue owner, making outrageous demands for financial settlements for emotional trauma caused.

If I haven't said this before, I'm a huge fan of your work here :D
Get busy living
 

"People seem to assume that my peers are Patrick Bateman, Leonardo di Caprio, or some character out of a Michael Lewis novel, but frankly those people are fairly rare in real life."

If your peers were like Leonardo di Caprio and Patrick Bateman then you must be a badass too.

"There's always money in the banana stand" - George Bluth Sr.
 
ATLAnalyst:

"People seem to assume that my peers are Patrick Bateman, Leonardo di Caprio, or some character out of a Michael Lewis novel, but frankly those people are fairly rare in real life."

Same shit in every profession. If you work in marketing, everyone thinks that you work with the cast of Mad Men. If you're in the military, then expect everyone to think you're badasses who are both saintly and jingoistic like the heroes in Call of Duty or BlackHawk Down. In a college frat? Your lifestyle is clearly straight out of Animal House. A manager at GE? Obviously you're just like Jack Donaghy.

Americans generally can't distinguish TV from Reality so you shouldn't be surprised when people think every investment banker is Gordon Gekko, every stockbroker is Jordan Belfort, and every VC manager is Kevin O'leary.

 

Educating people about finance is a perk of the profession. No industry is more important and no industry does more to promote the welfare of the common man.

“Elections are a futures market for stolen property”
 

If someone gives you crap, just ask them what they think you do. They will fumble around and say something dumb. Then ask them what about this thing they can't define is evil. They'll inevitably say something about screwing over little old ladies. You then have an opportunity to tell them what you actually do, and they will listen.

Don't be arrogant about it. Just say something about helping entrepreneurs sell their businesses or whatever you actually do at work. Pulling blinders off of people's eyes is generally a good thing.

 
TechBanking:

If someone gives you crap, just ask them what *they* think you do. They will fumble around and say something dumb. Then ask them what about this thing they can't define is evil. They'll inevitably say something about screwing over little old ladies. You then have an opportunity to tell them what you actually do, and they will listen.

Don't be arrogant about it. Just say something about helping entrepreneurs sell their businesses or whatever you actually do at work. Pulling blinders off of people's eyes is generally a good thing.

+1

"I create opaque and complex financial instruments to finely tune risk and reward levels for pension managers who don't know the difference and will get a slightly higher return, as long as everything in the economy goes fine over the next 30 years. Of course, if anything goes even a little wrong, they will have catastrophic losses, but , really, what are the odds of that happening again?

Also, someone somewhere in the firm is likely selling that to little old ladies as well. But that's definitely not me. That's someone else. There's definitely nothing evil about it, after all I'm sure these clients are doing their due diligence."

 

I just hate some doctors but I wouldn't go as far as condemning all doctors. Got misprescribed chemo drug and still have side effects two years down the road. Every time when I go see my GP or pay money to treat my problems, they will be like "you're just stressed". A lot of doctors are just evil. There are evils out there in literally every single profession, I literally couldn't care less what people say. Most of them think I do finance solely because of the money and insist that we financiers bankrupt the whole world. Whatever man.

 

so you've never made a mistake in your entire career?

obviously it's tragic you got misprescribed a drug and that fucked your life up. but that doctor you saw, he probably sees hundreds if not thousands of patients a year. at the end of the day he's just a human being, he makes mistakes. by a function of his job though, when he makes a mistake it has a hugely outsized influence on other peoples lives, quite similar to a finance professional.

it strikes me as extremely hypocritical that you argue "people are wrong to paint finance professionals as selfish because of a handful of corrupt people." yet because of one experience you had you say "a lot of doctors are just evil."

 

What I do whenever I feel that way is realize that people hate us for three reasons:

  1. Mortgage Backed Securities and every related debacle that they have been associated with.
  2. Retail banking and all the headaches people associate with that.
  3. Bernie Madoff and other frauds.

Then, I realize that what I do isn't related to any of those three things, and forget about the whole issue.

"There's nothing you can do if you're too scared to try." - Nickel Creek
 

In short, who gives a shit what they say?!

I find when people talk poorly about another profession showcases that persons lack of professionalism. There is probably something deeper thats bothering them about their job. (lying to themselves that they are in a career they like, and just want to take it out on you)

keep your head up and just smile. dont let shit like this get to you bro

 

I think a nuisance can turn into a problem if it's family that's misguided. Someone once asked me "whether anything has changed since the crisis in terms of ethics and morals". Annoyed, I asked the question "do you know what I do?". Then it was basically purported that my work was selling interest rate derivatives right at the moment I knew they were going to change. I worked in M&A. Needless to say, their perception of me completely changed after I educated them on the workings of my job.

People don't understand what's going on in an investment bank, which makes complete sense. It's horribly complicated and most people within the bank don't even understand it. I've spoken to a lot of students who want to work in "investment banking", but when quizzed further don't know the difference between S&T and corporate finance. It's easy to say "they could find out if they want to", because we know what they should be looking for.

I believe strongly that educating those around us can help them appreciate what we do. People profoundly misunderstand the purpose and effect of finance.

DYEL
 

Anyway to answer the question seriously:

I don't.

You know the old saying about how when you throw a stone into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one that got hit? The "negative press" doesn't bother me because I know that I'm not a leech or a scam artist.

 
Lion Cub:
We do what we do because we have a passion for it

You made me vomit out of disgust on my keyboard.

Does anyone use this phrase in real finance life? I only come across it in interviews with kids who claim to "have a passion" for finance, but without any real idea what finance really involves.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, post threads about how to do it on WSO.
 

The media has trained people to hate the 1% because they're obviously flying around on private jets sipping martinis at all hours of the day (when, in fact, this is definitely not the case for most of the 1%, nor is there any inherent reason to hate the super wealthy anyway). Thus, anyone who works with money for a living is clearly the 1%, hates all humans, and only loves making more money.

 

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