How to blow my fat sign-on bonus

Analyst 1 in IB - Ind

I'm talking EB money. 22 years old, single and got four months to kill.

Alpha suggestions only please

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Most Helpful
Dec 4, 2019

Too easy.
Step 1: rent a private island
Step 2: human traffic in a man
Step 3: hunt down said man on island with bow and arrow
Repeat steps 2 and 3 until satisfied. Might make you numb to life's other thrills though. Encouraged to bring hookers and blow.

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Dec 4, 2019

username checks out

    • 17
Dec 4, 2019

Hunger games kink?

    • 1
Dec 5, 2019

Can I use a different weapon

Gun rights activist
Dec 9, 2019

sounds dangerous!

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Dec 11, 2019

The most dangerous

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Dec 4, 2019

It all depends on the size of the bonus...

My idea - become an Italian real estate developer

I've read that some Italian cities are selling homes for $1 or a very low amount (expect deferred maint.. read here:

Buying a $1 Italy dream house just got even easier
If you invest enough money in Italy you can even obtain EU citizenship.

Another idea that a lot of bonuses have been spent on is hookers and blow, but you probably wont last a month going that route.

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Dec 4, 2019

Hand half of it to Uncle Sam, give your parents a portion as thanks for paying for your education. Use the rest to go ham on a mickey ds dollar menu

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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Dec 5, 2019
Jamie_Diamond:

Hand half of it to Uncle Sam

Wish I could elect to skip this step

Gun rights activist
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Dec 5, 2019

You just answered your own question: "How do I BLOW my fat sign-on bonus?"

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Dec 5, 2019

Lol to be clear we are talking about 5-10k USD. Have you been living like a poor peasant rest of your life?

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
Dec 10, 2019

Yes

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Dec 5, 2019

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    • 1
Dec 5, 2019

Will I have to pay them taxes too

Gun rights activist
Dec 6, 2019

good question, not sure

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Dec 5, 2019

Array

Dec 5, 2019

Put it in a Fidelity account and try and forget about it. It'll be a nice surprise someday when you need to pay off a car or put up a first and last months rent.

Dec 6, 2019

obvious solution is go blitzkrieg travel the world. few days each in a bunch of cities around europe and asia, get a hostel wherever you go, party every night

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Dec 6, 2019

Yeah it's probably still pretty nice weather in Southern Europe. Or better yet hit up South America. It's summer time there, Buenos Aires is 85 degrees, you could hit up Santiago, Rio, Medellin, etc super cheap once you've flown down there. The $USD goes quite far.

Dec 6, 2019

I'm sorry. 'Fat sign on bonus' at 22 years old? What is it? $10K? LOL. "Fat". Damn peasants.

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Dec 6, 2019

Could be 50k like centerview

"Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry."

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Dec 8, 2019

EB bonuses are huge you RE idiot

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Dec 10, 2019

Sign up for at least 10 private lessons with an elite boxing or muay thai coach.

If you are in New York or another market that has them join Equinox and and buy the highest end private package you can.

Buy something from these guys - https://www.vollebak.com/
Buy far out of money put options on SPY expiring end of 2020

Buy 10 1 oz gold bullion bars and 500 American Eagle silver rounds.

Invest a few grand in LUN

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Dec 10, 2019
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