How to blow my fat sign-on bonus
I'm talking EB money. 22 years old, single and got four months to kill.
Alpha suggestions only please
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Too easy. Step 1: rent a private island Step 2: human traffic in a man Step 3: hunt down said man on island with bow and arrow Repeat steps 2 and 3 until satisfied. Might make you numb to life’s other thrills though. Encouraged to bring hookers and blow.
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Hunger games kink?
Can I use a different weapon
sounds dangerous!
The most dangerous
It all depends on the size of the bonus...
My idea - become an Italian real estate developer
I've read that some Italian cities are selling homes for $1 or a very low amount (expect deferred maint.. read here:
Buying a $1 Italy dream house just got even easier If you invest enough money in Italy you can even obtain EU citizenship.
Another idea that a lot of bonuses have been spent on is hookers and blow, but you probably wont last a month going that route.
yoo bumping this
Hand half of it to Uncle Sam, give your parents a portion as thanks for paying for your education. Use the rest to go ham on a mickey ds dollar menu
You just answered your own question: "How do I BLOW my fat sign-on bonus?"
Lol to be clear we are talking about 5-10k USD. Have you been living like a poor peasant rest of your life?
Yes
buy citizenship to paraguay https://nomadcapitalist.com/second-passport/paraguay/
Will I have to pay them taxes too
good question, not sure
Put it in a Fidelity account and try and forget about it. It'll be a nice surprise someday when you need to pay off a car or put up a first and last months rent.
obvious solution is go blitzkrieg travel the world. few days each in a bunch of cities around europe and asia, get a hostel wherever you go, party every night
Yeah it's probably still pretty nice weather in Southern Europe. Or better yet hit up South America. It's summer time there, Buenos Aires is 85 degrees, you could hit up Santiago, Rio, Medellin, etc super cheap once you've flown down there. The $USD goes quite far.
I'm sorry. 'Fat sign on bonus' at 22 years old? What is it? $10K? LOL. "Fat". Damn peasants.
Could be 50k like centerview
EB bonuses are huge you RE idiot
Sign up for at least 10 private lessons with an elite boxing or muay thai coach.
If you are in New York or another market that has them join Equinox and and buy the highest end private package you can.
Buy something from these guys - https://www.vollebak.com/
Buy far out of money put options on SPY expiring end of 2020
Buy 10 1 oz gold bullion bars and 500 American Eagle silver rounds.
Invest a few grand in LUN
Wow those put options would've been a genius move
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