when you're hanging out at a party will casually dropping "i worked 110 hours last week" help impress the guys and attract beautiful women since they can see you are a hardass? people are impressed by a kid who knows how to kill it and long hours is definitely a sign of killing it
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If you do drop the number of hours you work like a badge of honor, just make sure you preface it with what you do, otherwise they might assume you have a non-banking job and that you're just REALLY terrible at it.
I would never tell people about the hours I worked. Major turnoff/buzzkill
In NYC they will right out know you are a shit eating analyst . You dont talk about how many hours you worked; you talk about how many shots you are going to do with the girls and have a good time. No one really gives a shit how many hours you work.
That would not attract anyone
pathetic.
Do it, girls will come swarming in from all directions when you announce out loud the hours that you have worked. Then, when you have one picked out from the crowd, lean in and whisper "Just so you know, I'm a banker". That will seal the deal. The girl will know you are the next Gordon Gekko and submit to your every wish.
lol, you know this actually works in ukraine.
Haha, nice one!
Bankers get shot in Ukraine when they make too much money. So maintain a low profile.
Threads like this are the reason I keep coming back here
If anything I would brag about sticking it to the man and working less hours. Seems like the people that brag about hours are the ones that brag about tshirts that cost $200
You talking about work = fail
the girls that do care about that kind of crap are the girls you want to stay the hell away from
You post this shit after admitting to and apologizing for trolling?
What I find that works best in situations like this is to walk into the club and shout out as loud as you can "I'm a baller what now?"
You are just in time to buy a round for everyone! All drink to baller heister, his treat!
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