impress people/girls with how many hours you worked?

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when you're hanging out at a party will casually dropping "i worked 110 hours last week" help impress the guys and attract beautiful women since they can see you are a hardass? people are impressed by a kid who knows how to kill it and long hours is definitely a sign of killing it

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Apr 22, 2011

If you do drop the number of hours you work like a badge of honor, just make sure you preface it with what you do, otherwise they might assume you have a non-banking job and that you're just REALLY terrible at it.

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"

Apr 22, 2011

I would never tell people about the hours I worked. Major turnoff/buzzkill

Apr 22, 2011

In NYC they will right out know you are a shit eating analyst . You dont talk about how many hours you worked; you talk about how many shots you are going to do with the girls and have a good time. No one really gives a shit how many hours you work.

Apr 22, 2011

That would not attract anyone

Apr 22, 2011

pathetic.

Apr 22, 2011

Do it, girls will come swarming in from all directions when you announce out loud the hours that you have worked. Then, when you have one picked out from the crowd, lean in and whisper "Just so you know, I'm a banker". That will seal the deal. The girl will know you are the next Gordon Gekko and submit to your every wish.

Apr 22, 2011
Severus:

Do it, girls will come swarming in from all directions when you announce out loud the hours that you have worked. Then, when you have one picked out from the crowd, lean in and whisper "Just so you know, I'm a banker". That will seal the deal. The girl will know you are the next Gordon Gekko and submit to your every wish.

lol, you know this actually works in ukraine.

Apr 22, 2011
thor1000:
Severus:

Do it, girls will come swarming in from all directions when you announce out loud the hours that you have worked. Then, when you have one picked out from the crowd, lean in and whisper "Just so you know, I'm a banker". That will seal the deal. The girl will know you are the next Gordon Gekko and submit to your every wish.

lol, you know this actually works in ukraine.

Haha, nice one!

Apr 22, 2011
Severus:

Do it, girls will come swarming in from all directions when you announce out loud the hours that you have worked. Then, when you have one picked out from the crowd, lean in and whisper "Just so you know, I'm a banker". That will seal the deal. The girl will know you are the next Gordon Gekko and submit to your every wish.

Hahahahaha great stuff!

Proboscis

Apr 22, 2011

Bankers get shot in Ukraine when they make too much money. So maintain a low profile.

Apr 22, 2011

Threads like this are the reason I keep coming back here

  • Mr. Cheese
  •  Apr 22, 2011

If anything I would brag about sticking it to the man and working less hours. Seems like the people that brag about hours are the ones that brag about tshirts that cost $200

Apr 22, 2011

You talking about work = fail

Apr 22, 2011

the girls that do care about that kind of crap are the girls you want to stay the hell away from

Apr 22, 2011

You post this shit after admitting to and apologizing for trolling?

Apr 22, 2011

What I find that works best in situations like this is to walk into the club and shout out as loud as you can "I'm a baller what now?"

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Apr 23, 2011
heister:

What I find that works best in situations like this is to walk into the club and shout out as loud as you can "I'm a baller what now?"

You are just in time to buy a round for everyone!
All drink to baller heister, his treat!

More is good, all is better

Apr 23, 2011
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Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

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