Literal Stratton Oakmont Level Job Description

I just came across maybe the most ridiculous pump & dump level job description I've ever seen...we might be in a bubble.

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/2874896307/?refId=dbB5Y3zP4B1jSQ%2F2SEOgSA%3D%3D&trackingId=J2fZBMk48loiTyVXzxI7JQ%3D%3D

We take private companies public by direct listing, IPO and SPAC. The truth is that any company can go public. Startups and early-stage companies can go public by direct listing, while mid to large size companies can go public in a traditional IPO on NASDAQ or NYSE.

We are looking for smart, outgoing and target-driven independent sales associates to identify prospective clients, connect with them, introduce our services, answer any initial questions and invite them to schedule a call with our team to learn more. For each CEO you introduce, we'll pay you $10,000 in cash or stock - when we take their company public. There is no hourly pay or wage for independent sales associates.

To be successful as an independent sales associate, you should be good at basic research, thoughtful, communicate well, and not be pushy. Ideal candidates already know, mingle with or be very comfortable communicating with smart CEOs who want to raise capital, complete acquisitions to accelerate the growth of their business and create substantial wealth.

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No this is no Stratton Oakmont. No fucking Independent Associate or some bozos.

We’re all mother fucking, cunt punting Senior Vice Presidents.

 

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