My Favorite Tinder Bio
Was swiping away and thought this was amazing. Any ideas for a good first liner to respond? Bonus points for a rhyming finance one.
Edit: new picture to hopefully keep random people on the internet from slut shaming this woman
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ask the price of a futures contract with her number on it
Damn girl, you must be a CDO with all that junk in your tranche
Can we steer away from posting images of 19 year olds..
19 is legal!
19 usually means 18 or 17 as a heads up. Girls usually round up their age
Why would you think posting a tinder chick is ever a good idea?
Is this what young women do now? Post headless photos of their bodies, like prostitutes? I'm obvi way out of the loop, but this is literally sick. It is so sad that young men are so desensitized to sensuality that this is normal. I'm not condemning you, I just think it is pitiful. Is the phallic faucet on purpose as well? She doesn't even have a normal cup to brush her teeth. This makes me sad. It is literally pathetic that a beautiful intelligent young woman needs to display herself like a red light district girl to find a date. Such desperation.
Hey there, Babydoll, Love your high finance style Meet me at the Bronze Bull I have something that will make you Smile
quit slutshaming that solid 7.5 bro. she looks like she lifts a little
I didn't call her a slut whatsoever. You did! I'm not a bro 7.5? Are you rating her? Ratings? That's not a 10? She looks very sexy to me. Is that acceptable, that she lifts? Is that up to your standards?
her legs say yes but arms say no
Her head was in the picture just left it out for her privacy.
Ohhhh, welllll, then we can't properly RATE her, can we?
This is really so beneath all of you.
Please, who ever dates her, bring her a little gift of a nice toothbrush cup! Please be nice to her, too, treat her respectfully.
Girl I think you are jealous & envious as fuck! She is on Tinder, not the Book of Latter Day Saints & Piety. The guys seem to like what she is doing, and she is not putting out there for us women to look at anyway. I wouldn’t do what she is doing but I don’t see the problem - it’s normal, it’s healthy, she is just having fun ffs. Let her Nonna deal with her.
Sorry, not interested in this THOT
Damn, literal slut shaming. Regardless you're assuming she'd want you, which is probably a huge no-go.
What if slut shaming is my kink is it allowed UWU???
But what makes you think she would want you for simping
Millions unemployed, but the market's still green. Someone must have threatened JPow to fire up the ol' printing machine.
Been on tinder/dating apps for 8+ years. Met/seen some absolute beauties. The one I swiped right fastest on? "I'm like a mosquito but a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
that's someone's daughter :(
So? Everyone is someone's kid
The federal reserve printing is the equivalent to Viagra - things only point up
are people's identities really that wrapped up in their jobs? cringe
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After countless hours of Tinder mining chicks in my desired age range (18-25), I think I finally have found a winner tonight.
She picked me first and luckily I didn't super like her, but immediately after matching I dropped my digits and she seems super chill. We can't get over each other so far. 23, hot blonde, software engineer, 420 friendly ... winner winner chicken dinner. I would post photos, but don't want to degrade her as I respect her. She doesn't live super close, but doesn't live super far away either. Both in the same region - not sure how we matched I typically just look for people near me.
But, damn. I have put a lot of time into this Tinder app and mainly just because I'm so picky. I'm glad to finally see some dividends ... some quality. I think I'm going to hang my hat on the app for now and just bank on this one chick.
Noooiiiceeeee -
She probably gets a ton of corny (finance) lines from thirsty bros in the industry. Just talk to her like a normal human being.
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