My Favorite Tinder Bio

Was swiping away and thought this was amazing. Any ideas for a good first liner to respond? Bonus points for a rhyming finance one.

Edit: new picture to hopefully keep random people on the internet from slut shaming this woman

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Is this what young women do now? Post headless photos of their bodies, like prostitutes? I'm obvi way out of the loop, but this is literally sick. It is so sad that young men are so desensitized to sensuality that this is normal. I'm not condemning you, I just think it is pitiful. Is the phallic faucet on purpose as well? She doesn't even have a normal cup to brush her teeth. This makes me sad. It is literally pathetic that a beautiful intelligent young woman needs to display herself like a red light district girl to find a date. Such desperation.

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"Shaynepunim" Is this what young women do now? Post headless photos of their bodies, like prostitutes? I'm obvi way out of the loop, but this is literally sick. It is so sad that young men are so desensitized to sensuality that this is normal. I'm not condemning you, I just think it is pitiful. Is the phallic faucet on purpose as well? She doesn't even have a normal cup to brush her teeth. You sure about this one? Scrunchy? I mean, that's from my era. It is literally pathetic that a beautiful intelligent young woman needs to display herself like a red light district girl to find a date.

Hey there, Babydoll, Love your high finance style Meet me at the Bronze Bull I have something that will make you Smile

quit slutshaming that solid 7.5 bro. she looks like she lifts a little

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Girl I think you are jealous & envious as fuck! She is on Tinder, not the Book of Latter Day Saints & Piety. The guys seem to like what she is doing, and she is not putting out there for us women to look at anyway. I wouldn’t do what she is doing but I don’t see the problem - it’s normal, it’s healthy, she is just having fun ffs. Let her Nonna deal with her.

 

Been on tinder/dating apps for 8+ years. Met/seen some absolute beauties. The one I swiped right fastest on? "I'm like a mosquito but a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

After countless hours of Tinder mining chicks in my desired age range (18-25), I think I finally have found a winner tonight.

She picked me first and luckily I didn't super like her, but immediately after matching I dropped my digits and she seems super chill. We can't get over each other so far. 23, hot blonde, software engineer, 420 friendly ... winner winner chicken dinner. I would post photos, but don't want to degrade her as I respect her. She doesn't live super close, but doesn't live super far away either. Both in the same region - not sure how we matched I typically just look for people near me.

But, damn. I have put a lot of time into this Tinder app and mainly just because I'm so picky. I'm glad to finally see some dividends ... some quality. I think I'm going to hang my hat on the app for now and just bank on this one chick.

Noooiiiceeeee -

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