RENT?!?!

For the First Year analysts... By now, its motherfucking obvious NYC is expensive. But how much are you paying for rent? Because Im in the training, and I think my $2999/month pad is TOO EXPENSIVE, especially after I see the fed, muni, and state tax rates. So basically, its $3500 after taxes/month. So obviously, 3000 a month is gonna wipe my salary off the map... SO ANY SUGESTIONS ON HOW TO UNLOAD THIS SHIT?(or at least cash opurtunities to help pay this rent?)

 

Im selling he went to princeton.... 4 size

"Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion?"

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

$3000 a month...does that come with unlimited BJs or what??

Why on earth would you get a place that expensive? I know NYC is not cheap at all, but for a place you never spend anytime that is a hell of a lot of money. Good luck figuring something out. I would create some extra rooms and rent them out, or find a live in gf, or stripper who needs a place to live, and get them paying rent.

Good luck.

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

My now.. it's muthafucking obvious.. you are in idiot.

There is no way you are intelligent enough to have landed a job.. AND dumb enough to think you could have fit that in your budget.

FAIL


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