Almost every email send by bankers have dashes in them and they're used incorrectly almost 90% of the time. What's the obsession with dashes lol
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don't you have some comments to turn
Say that to their face.
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have an example?
No idea--could you provide an example?
Do you mean:
Name - I said this in the email.
Intern -
Great comment - keep up the good work.
-Android
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Dashes have more prestige than commas but are less pretentious than colons.
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Said right after I used a colon the line above
no idea why this is marked as funny - it's true
I started using dashes in my everyday - i love it
This is such an accurate comment, its a nice middle ground.
Real question is: which one is more prestigious - single dash or double dash?
It's all about this one - the elongated dash.
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wb this one 8=>
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It's called an em dash.
Nobody at my bank seems to know the difference between a dash, en dash or em dash.
To not obfuscate people I'm forced to use dashes when I just want to flex on them with em dashes--such a shame.
found the liberal arts major...
Target Sophomore - Thanks for the note, happy to chat about my time at BB. Let's connect next week - shoot me some times when you can hop on the phone.
Best,
1st-Year Analyst
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What about when they use exclamation marks?
Wait liberal arts background here. Isn't it generally agreed upon that the em dash is generally known to NOT have a particular correct usage? As long as it sets off an unessential modifier and the rest of the sentence is able to standalone, the em dash is considered fine.
But I agree. The em dash is vastly overused.
You're totally right. Was waiting for someone to say this. As long as everything before it is a legitimate sentence, anything goes for after the em dash.
Dawg - gotta utilize those dashes - easier than using proper grammar. Not even being sarcastic.
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Finance major here - I like them in networking emails instead of using periods so I feel better about having less sentences.
If I use a period every time then bankers will see 6-7 sentences instead of 3-4 lol.
This is some autistic reasoning. You think anyone actually cares about 3 vs 6 sentences...
I get a 60-70% response rate to first-time cold emails (non-alumni) so I'm doing something right. There's a lot of psychology that goes into written communication and small changes like the number of sentences in an email can really improve your hit rate - whether it makes sense objectively or not. You should consider using less offensive adjectives.
After reading this, I processed it and it sorta makes sense tbh
Double dash is way better
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Let's ask Patrick Curtis.
What is your obsession with Patrick Curtis.
He's banned several of my previous accounts.
I've actually never seen the double dash - but I do use the single often
big dash guy here
edit: the dashing doesn't stop in PE dawgs
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BIG DASH ENERGY
When there's a grammatical error in your post about grammatical errors.
But really - I use a dash when I have no idea what kind of punctuation to use. Double dash is way too aggressive
This is still a lot less annoying than boomers who incorrectly overuse ellipsis/trailing dots. When I first started working, I got an email from my director that looked like this:
"Hey {insert first name} ...
Thx... Great work on this ... let's circle together on this tomorrow morning..."
I thought he was being passive aggressive and hated the work I did and hated my guts because of all the ellipsis. Slowly realized the dude had no idea how to use punctuation
not sure-- I enjoy using dashes to break up text to have it read in a similar cadence to how I'd speak. Dash carries a different meaning than comma though. you don't use a dash without two separate ideas. I've used this for years in personal conversations before finance though
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OwO
Dashes=Chad move
Commas=virgin move
Shut up you betamax
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