WSO Caption Contest - Nov 19th... Collect Silver Bananas And Win A Free WSO T-Shirt

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You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

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A winner will be chosen next week.

Comments (28)

Nov 19, 2019

"I am not naked."

Funniest
Nov 19, 2019

When you wear multicolor shoes but still gotta match all your leathers

    • 7
Nov 19, 2019

I think this guy will be great for Middle Management

    • 1
Nov 19, 2019

I know what @Lloyd BIankfein" will say...

    • 2
Nov 19, 2019

He'll be belting out trades later today

Nov 19, 2019

German art ya

    • 1
Nov 19, 2019

No, I do not have a suicide belt on my body, but I am "blown away" by the outrage belted out by others!

Nov 19, 2019

The only photo Prince Andrew will acknowledge as real from his times with Epstein

    • 3
Dec 3, 2019

One of the most well-deserved SB's I've ever given. @AndyLouis, give this guy a free t-shirt.

    • 2
Nov 19, 2019

"Our bespoke, 4-tranche belt opportunities ensure adequate diversification of risk with the added benefit of being able hold up your shit-filled pants after 40 cups of dark roast"

" I live by the golden rule: those who have the gold usually make the rules"

    • 1
Nov 19, 2019

Nominate this one for the win

Z-Tranche Pants lol

Nov 19, 2019

Wall Street Heavyweight champion, Chadwick Pumpernickel III, wins 4th Title Belt at the annual Battle of the Banks where top financial services companies send their best assassins to duke it out in a fight to the death under the rules set by GAAP (Generally Accepted Assassin Principles)

    • 1
Nov 19, 2019

No Nut November

Challenge Accepted

    • 1
Nov 19, 2019

Me: I want to show that I have some money, but in a subtle manner.

Store clerk at Hermes: I got you fam.

    • 3
Nov 20, 2019

belts

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Nov 20, 2019

Interns going to their IB interviews wearing all the Gucci belts they have collected over their childhood of eliteism and coke..,

Nov 22, 2019

If a nauseatingly gushing LinkedIn post about accepting an offer at E&Y's People Advisory Services division was an article of clothing, this would be it.

Nov 24, 2019

0/10

Nov 26, 2019

Step up to plate then, champ.

Nov 23, 2019

When the clinet says they've gone through a few rounds of belt-tightening

Nov 23, 2019

Six Sigma Blackbelt, 2nd dan

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

    • 1
Nov 24, 2019

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

    • 1
Nov 24, 2019

Selling Hirevue questions

    • 1
Nov 25, 2019

I am a dweeb banker that was picked on when i was younger and now I need these extra belts for protection because I can't rat anyone out to my teachers anymore.

Joseph Santagata

Dec 2, 2019

How the 'elite' WSO excel ninjas flex their black belts

Dec 3, 2019

When you're on your way to meet the new European MD and try to pull off his exposed ankle hem

Dec 11, 2019
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Dec 12, 2019