You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.
A winner will be chosen next week.
| +50 | Interviews Are So Fake | 33 | 4h | |
| +33 | 2024 UK Election - Tories finished? | 21 | 1d | |
| +29 | ADHD ! | 13 | 2h | |
| +28 | Non-Competes Banned | 33 | 3s | |
| +28 | Being Christian in investment banking | 14 | 2d | |
| How do I become Sigma | 15 | 1d | ||
| +19 | Moelis has the cutest Analysts? | 4 | 2d | |
| +18 | Best NYC neighborhood for single 30M | 12 | 3d | |
| +16 | Underage intern, drinking? | 7 | 2d | |
| +13 | Secretive vs Universal Prestige? | 7 | 2d |
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"I am not naked."
When you wear multicolor shoes but still gotta match all your leathers
I think this guy will be great for Middle Management
I know what @Lloyd BIankfein" will say...
He'll be belting out trades later today
German art ya
No, I do not have a suicide belt on my body, but I am "blown away" by the outrage belted out by others!
The only photo Prince Andrew will acknowledge as real from his times with Epstein
One of the most well-deserved SB's I've ever given. AndyLouis, give this guy a free t-shirt.
"Our bespoke, 4-tranche belt opportunities ensure adequate diversification of risk with the added benefit of being able hold up your shit-filled pants after 40 cups of dark roast"
Nominate this one for the win
Z-Tranche Pants lol
Wall Street Heavyweight champion, Chadwick Pumpernickel III, wins 4th Title Belt at the annual Battle of the Banks where top financial services companies send their best assassins to duke it out in a fight to the death under the rules set by GAAP (Generally Accepted Assassin Principles)
No Nut November
Challenge Accepted
Me: I want to show that I have some money, but in a subtle manner.
Store clerk at Hermes: I got you fam.
Interns going to their IB interviews wearing all the Gucci belts they have collected over their childhood of eliteism and coke..,
If a nauseatingly gushing LinkedIn post about accepting an offer at E&Y's People Advisory Services division was an article of clothing, this would be it.
0/10
Step up to plate then, champ.
When the clinet says they've gone through a few rounds of belt-tightening
Six Sigma Blackbelt, 2nd dan
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
Selling Hirevue questions
I am a dweeb banker that was picked on when i was younger and now I need these extra belts for protection because I can't rat anyone out to my teachers anymore.
How the ‘elite’ WSO excel ninjas flex their black belts
When you're on your way to meet the new European MD and try to pull off his exposed ankle hem
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