You lie about your salary?!
When someone (casually) asks you about your salary what do you tell them without being rude?
I'm a senior, recently got an IBD offer, and every time someone (usually not in finance) learns I got a "Wall Street offer," first thing they ask - "How much are you making?"
Absolutely rude.
I usually brush it off and say "above average" or "a good salary," but then I get follow up questions like "whats above average" or "is it close to six figures?" What kind of question is that?!
How do you guys handle the situation?
why do you care. unless you're at a centerview/qatalyst place, your pay is the same across the street. just tell them you get 70k base and you'll make over 6 figures including bonus.
you're making way too much of a big deal about this. people are inherently self-centered. you don't matter that much to them.
For some reason people think first year analysts make like 200K. It's pretty funny.
In reality all-in pay is generally around the 100-140K mark.
Still quite a lot considering average pay outside of finance is probably in the $40k-$60k range all-in. Disclosure: rough estimates based on a little knowledge but not enough to really stand by this range. But it sounds right.
Really just say, "Why do you do this to yourself?"
It shows class and really puts them back in their hole.
Tell them "enough to make a living, not enough to make it rain at the clubs yet"
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Tell them you're making 10 babies a week
Depending on your relationship with whoever is asking, I would either tell them if they are close friends or family, give a broad interval if they were acquaintances/classmates/alumni etc. Otherwise if it's just some rude idiot, first respons with something like "a good amount" and if they persist, then smile and politely say "that is absolutely none of your business" then change the topic.
Just tell them that you don't want to talk about your salary. This isn't rocket science.
Just say it doesn't matter. If they keep insisting say "I'll be alright."
I tell people I make more than they do.
First world problems
Tell 'em you're on food stamps.
....if its some random idiot you should say, "About as much as your parents make"
I always just say enough to pay for my dry cleaning
this is stupid. you're not a partner; you're a first year analyst along with 10,000 other kids. just tell them its standard across street 70k base and over 6 figures including bonus.
are there actually 10,000 other first year analysts each year? just curious what ballpark might be
What level are we talking about here BB? Then no.
If you don't want to talk about it just say "its not important" and if he/she persists but like "if you really care just google it". All this info is publicly available so I don't see what the fuss is about.
ball so hard monfuckaz wanna fine me
Standard responses are "it's not relevant" or "it doesn't matter". But then I live in the UK where we very rarely dream of even asking such a rude question.
No.
What's the big huff and puff about just answering the damn question, its readily available online if they looked. It's not like you are at some secret hedge fund making $300k at 23..
reply: more than you!
Just tell them your hourly pay. ;)
HAHAHA perfect!
Bro it's not that big of a deal, just tell him the truth. It's not like you're ballin out yet anyway. Like someone said above me, anyone can just go on google and find out exactly how much you're making so why not just tell them if they're interested? I can understand once someone is a VP/MD as they make so much more, but I feel like at the analyst level it's just not a big deal.
...unless she's a hot girl, in which case just follow CharizardFan's advice.
On second thought, maybe you shouldn't follow girl advice from someone named CharizardFan
Never have a problem with this because I just tell them the truth... "Not enough, and that will be the case for the rest of my life."
Then proceed to buy the bar haha
Not that much on a per hour basis. It's like working 2 full-time entry level college jobs. They pay you more but you also work a lot more. The real value of the job is the experience and the extra 15 pounds of belly fat to keep me warm during the winter.
They don't really care how much you make.
Don't be a douche nozzle. Just answer their question. It doesn't hurt you.
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