+-2 oops defaulted my bracket simbarawr264
+-2 i don't know about you, but jefferies and ubs have the synergy like goldman and jp morgan. simbarawr264
+-2 i am the api simbarawr264
+-2 All that is taken into account - pound for pound my opinion is continental Europeans are brighter and more competent at the same age. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+-2 —- Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+-2 lol Lehman was not the top bank (GS or MS were). EBs not going under lol - See what happened to Greenhill and what is about to happen to Perella. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-2 0 10k 20k depending on bucket Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-2 Above claims are false… rates were ~in line with historical average Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-2 rbc better simbarawr264
+-2 too much fun spinning the globe on the logo eh simbarawr264
+-2 To do good on your internship you should Google questions which likely already have answers Research Analyst in ER
+-2 Do Credit Research. They are far better than so called RX Analyst  davani1420
+-2 Business / finance is actually the worst major for banking, it probably means you’re dumb. Economics second worst because it probably means you’re a conformist. Everything else is fair game,  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+-2 WOOHOO LEBRON JAMES 23 AND +5% MORE TO GO!!!! simbarawr264
+-2 R9 here simbarawr264
+-2 Have fun writing email drafts, thank you notes and arranging the CEO’s calendar. Smoke Frog
+-2 Can I dm Intern in IB - Gen
+-2 don't matter best CFB team of all time Prospect in IB - Gen
+-2 Im incredibly bullish on the industry as a whole long term. There’s not even a real downturn right now people just can’t do easy deals anymore and it’s washing out the pretenders. Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+-2 what the fuck is going on I have gotten literally no responses and am at a BofA/Citi in a good coverage group Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-2 LOL simbarawr264
+-2 yes simbarawr264
+-2 Can’t b bothered to larp Suck my balls cicciosud
+-2 If your main goal is discretionary macro, I wouldn't try to become a full-on software engineer. I'd focus on Python first and split the learning into two tracks. Amelia F
+-2 Such a waste of time  PVHeaven
+-2 Major HH called me and said it’s tmrw Prospect in IB - Gen
+-2 90% of workers in banks are white, overwhelming majority white males. The greed and unapologetic pride you all have is beyond me. So much so that you think the only way someone can deserve a job is if they look like you. ERKING
+-2 Wow, I saw something saying WSO people are so douchey and insufferable. I’m seeing now that it’s definitely true. Why u hating on his take, bro? He’s just telling what he thinks. miib
+-2 I know what you mean and I completely understand. But for good or bad a measurable part of my self worth is tied with my professional accomplishments and achievements. Don’t be an idealist and say that that’s wrong. antenna.strand5b
+-2 Would’ve fucking loved this dude, been boxing for 7years now and thought boxing was a retarded thing to mention in banking. Will punch female interns. diddyblud420
+-2 Found a 9-5 enjoyer A7858
+-2 Anonymous Monkey: A7858
+-2 Cool mate, but this isn’t an interview StrategyChimp
+-2 Someone’s insecure… Fanofoutcomes
+-2 Hey! I am coming to London next week to start the MFA. I have one year worth of experience from a PE fund in Scandinavia. I would love to get smarter on the industry. Would you mind me asking you a few question in DMs? Anonymous Monkey
+-2 Ignore title. Don’t believe this is true. Intern in IB-M&A
+-2 still cant talk about the topic of IB. ok retard. why are you keep coming back here when you say you are done 100x times already? too retarded Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+-2 What do you call rent control, punitive code enforcement, and eviction moratoriums on assets you “own”? What is ownership without control? newlymintedbooth
+-2 Bonuses were pretty great at top groups, not sure what this post is Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-2 Maybe read the dozen other threads covering this. Intern in IB - Gen
+-2 Ah I didn't realize this generation of socialism was going to be different this time around. This is like going on an energy forum and saying energy is not a political issue.   newlymintedbooth
+-2 I’m almost glad tools like you exist. Since I know nyc and real finance will eventually own people who actually think there is a delta between wharton and Stanford. Smoke Frog
+-2 Houston sucks for all of those reasons above. Anyone with a pre frontal cortex usually sees it and gets out asap when they get enough experience. Associate 3 in IB - CB
+-2 Congrats on WF Intern in IB - Gen
+-2 I was always in CB. I don’t live in NYC either.  Associate 3 in IB - CB
+-2 Which one are you? 1. no offer 2. coping or 3. 19 years old Tulaner
+-2 Top for classic coverage An1 in New York was 75k for what it’s worth Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-2 OilGasShale: Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+-2 It was, it's not anymore. jome
+-2 This is cope. There’s plenty of competition for O&G banking seats, everyone sees the money nowadays.  darkhorse69
+-2 The whole "I know a guy" thingSure yea Backoffice_Boss
+-2 Happy it helped! My honest take is that at our level it isn’t that different from the idea of moving houses in the same neighborhood. Director in IB - Cov
+-2 hahaha you are actually hilarious but so retarded. yes keep coming back so i can bully you to realize you are indeed retarded. you should really consider physical labor seriously. cant use that brain anywhere. Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+-2 Houston is a horrific city to visit, let alone live in. No amount of money is worth living there. Associate Consultant in Consulting
+-2 I heard they provide self-service wealth management for the bankers at Evercore? simbarawr264
+-2 Congrats on Perella HC! LoganRoy69
+-2 Someday you might grow up and have enough intelligence to understand, lil bro. It’s ok, keep wasting your life trolling UBS posts  Director in IB - Cov
+-2 This is just not true… Prospect in IB-M&A
+-2 I DIDN'T EVEN APPLY AND I GOT A REJECTION LETTER! simbarawr264
+-2 Crazy dude! Do you handle payroll for your team as Analyst 3? simbarawr264
+-2 Probs extremely difficult if not impossible altogether. RX has the least number of available seats, and they tend to prefer laterals. Your best bet is joining a rx co shop or big4, get the acca/cpa and then lateral. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-2 heard exits were shit, long long hours ala 3 am nights, and comp was deferred/clawed back (wtf)? would take any MM over ftp tbh.  Prospect in IB-M&A
+-3 Successfully upgraded shops last year to one of the 2 firms you listed. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Yeah it was all ‘Houthi’ rockets that destroyed Iraq and killed over 1million people, as Iraq’s gold and oil was stolen over pretence of ‘fighting terrorism’ and ‘defending’ yourself 10,000+ miles (over oceans) far away fr Anonymous Monkey
+-3 Nah get over yourself. Some posts are just plain stupid  Associate 2 in RE - Comm
+-3 Pipe down nerd…you want a better app? Build it! Otherwise no soup for you!! Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Deleted Anonymous Monkey
+-3 Deletee Anonymous Monkey
+-3 That's actually wrong, I just checked. And a ton of European, Asian and African countries are involved in that too. But again let's talk about Turkey because.......9.11, or Jews or something. JayPowFanClub
+-3 Most of the stuff you listed was just as prevalent and just as pernicious pre-2020.  This feels like observation bias in action.  And a lot of nonsense thrown in for good measure Ozymandia
+-3 cowen lol Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+-3 JayPowFanClubDoesn't change the fact Chinese, Iranians, Indians have higher IQs than Europeans as per latest data in 2024. Analyst 1 in S&T - FI
+-3 Del Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+-3 Have heard / seen PJT RSSG analyst experience has declined significantly past few years. Intern in IB-M&A
+-3 I know that Jeffries and MS are sweatshops, but I have heard from a bunch of people that GS TMT is more chill than a lot of the other groups, and averages 60-70hrs non deal times. wannabeaxelrod
+-3 Congrats on WB Intern in IB - CB
+-3 Asians are the best employees. But I don't see as many being heads of firms, departments, or showing up on Bloomberg. GS under Blankfein
+-3 from one MM bucket shop churning 200mm EV deals to another MM bucket shop churning 200mm EV deals.  yawn. let me know when chieftains from PJT are moving to CVP and vice versa JJPineapple
+-3 Deleted Anonymous Monkey
+-3 del Intern in PE - Other
+-3 oh wowww the dumb idiot intern gave me MS, well let me tell you, go to hell Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 You fail to make a single coherent point. Typical DEI Beckie. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+-3 Don't know if you're high or your bank sucks. At least at our bank that's always been the relationship managers responsibility. They need to know the products that they can offer to clients.  fuku
+-3 i can refer you to a shrink if you need one fuku
+-3 I do see it reads like a LARP now that I am reading it back but my proof I am in my early 30s is that I ate dunkaroos as an after school snack as a kid  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 If you are one of those who lurk around here while unemployed then your opinion is not worth my time.  Volruss
+-3 Uh what? Longaeva is not a super pod by any means lol PM in HF - EquityHedge
+-3 . Prospect in IB - Gen
+-3 Dyal and Co Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+-3 Foreigner stealing our jobs alert 🚩🚩🚩 OwwMyFeelings
+-3 Font colors didn’t match on a CIM we sent to the client (2 completely different shades of grey). The deck was already made, so I couldnt have made the change myself. Teller in Non-profit
+-3 Who tf cares. The only relevant ones are GS/MS and maybe JPM if they get bigger. Everyone else is just praying they make it to Altas. One of the most pointless debates on this website which is saying something. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+-3 This is where you are wrong, schools like Chicago/Columbia/Brown/Northwestern aren't really above Stern/Ross/Haas in the recruiting process. In fact, Stern/Ross might be easier than the others. nooneinparticular
+-3 It was a summery of the conversation rather than a direct quote Incoming Analyst in Acct - Other
+-3 Imperial is only good for STEM the rest is not good  boib_1
+-3 being 5'8 and wishing you were taller while half the world's male population is below 5'7 seems a bit absurd. Monkey39338483
+-3 “Protected Saturdays are our craft”  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 It is the opposite of fraudulent; it's just pure data. 3/8 of NYC Tech went to UMM buyside roles. 2/8 for Industrials, 1/6 for CR, 2/~10 for LevFin (most people in LevFin didn't exit). Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Yes true for the really weak groups at UBS, but if in a med-tier group (Sponsors, Tech, FIG, HC, M&A) or top-tier group (CR, LevFin, and Industrials), you are fine. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+-3 Just let us beat the dead horse Prospect in IB - Cov