Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+398 Found the analyst Prospect in IB - Cov
+291 He asked meal stipend not bonus nooneinparticular
+234 Been a sinking ship ever since they rejected my SA application  Intern in IB - Gen
+166 congrats on indian Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+152 Yeah I guarantee nothing happens to NYC Jews or the "finance community" as a result of this. CRE
+146 Im the VP who posted. 1) Never commented on whether the number is good or bad, just posted the number, other people opined. So you're talking out of your fucking ass. VP in IB - Gen
+142 Gettin no girls huh  UCTreeHugger
+135 i have allergies in the spring and i’ve been fine. don’t listen to this guy Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+127 i fucking love this site man anonf0fty
+111 Wells Fargo Charlotte is paradise. You get paid stupid money relative to the COL, so you can actually afford a huge crib and a boat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+104 How about you get some motion before dating. BuySideIntern
+101 just put the deck in the bag big bro Intern in CB
+98 Shut up goy. It is an honor to take an Israeli's work every Friday. We must all strive to sacrifice for Israel Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+97 go outside pls _-
+97 Western Investment Club members on suicide watch rn Prospect in CorpFin
+97 Hit her with: 😂 Consultant in Acct - Other
+95 JimmyJon88 Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+94 Am a male btw yes16688
+93 My hope had always been that by the time AI became capable of fully replacing junior and mid-level bankers, I would have made it to ED or MD, where the focus is more relationship-driven, but now I realize GS under Blankfein
+87 Make a copy and study it enough to put on your own resume as deal experience. Intern in IB-M&A
+86 Reply all to the chain and say “Not sure I’m needed here - Thx.” KageSelly
+85 Not sure what is more insane really: the fact that kids were not only raped but murdered and no one has been arrested, the fact that Trump’s name appears more in the Epstein files than Jesus’ name appears in the Bible, the CRE
+81 I bet if Buffett was 20 today, he would be spending time making the same lists. bravo! Research Associate in AM - FI
+81 bro respectfully u work in consulting 😹😹😹 babaganoosh342
+79 800k at 24… bro just ask your parents for more money Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+77 you average white straight men think everyone is out to get you, when the entire bank looks like you simplifiedclap
+74 You do realize that you’re asking a site filled with some of the biggest banking hardos to quit a job that they jack off to every night right. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+73 See, this fucking post is exactly why nobody takes women seriously Associate 1 in PE - Other
+73 I know this is a stretch but would you consider a current IB Associate 2 applicant for this role? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+72 At an EB (EVR, CVP, etc.), not sure how bad the hours are considering i had a seizure and cant remember anything Intern in IB-M&A
+72 My heart goes out to him … poor guy forcibly got his sucked God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+70 Analyst 2 in IB - Covwhat’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to an analyst?  idont even know their names Jaded Rainmaker
+69 Ur buddy’s uncle sounds like a retard Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+68 Anonymous Monkey: Full-times, can you chime in? Yeah I’m a full time so I can shed some light here…. Get fucked pussy Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+68 she getting her walls destroyed at Sig Chi this weekend bro just work shit out w your current lady. grass aint always greener bucko Intern in IB - Cov
+68 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+67 All that just to flex your $2m carry payout. crazylifechoices
+67 Anonymous Monkey: any insight into exits?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+65 Thanks for checking in ur good bro Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+64 I am both racist and an incel Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+64 Public equities/quant don't involve control of the company. We get in and out to make whatever our investment thesis was and, setting aside the handful of activist funds, we never have a seat at the table. Quant in HF - Other
+63 I fuck with this kid. Complete disdain and contempt for those around him and stops at nothing to contribute to the demise of his compatriots. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+63 bro footnoted his own comment SomeCaliberTalent
+62 So I've done this exercise for my own career / am a lateral from one of these places and the short answer is "probably none." The consensus career-earnings maximizing path is to seek out leanly staffed midlevels at rocket- flipcup
+62 Hey man, I read your post and it resonated with me. I want to share something I think you need to hear from someone - you're being way too hard on yourself, and you're not cooked. 和平
+62 Broadly agree with your take. Nothing too surprising, you just realized that the Wizard of Oz is actually just some MD tweaking a debt schedule. Director in IB - Restr
+61 Probably Ozymandia—he became an expert in four-unit, rent-stabilized Bushwick brownstones, which has given him the time to focus on this site and promote his fetish for socialism  Principal in RE - Other
+61 Purely for girls ngl, short and long term samspink
+60 I’m sure it felt good to type this and post it…. VP in PE - LBOs
+60 Fairly standard for the industry - at my shop, if we leave our desk to take a dump, we need to provide a relevant Teams status ("ghost poop / no wiping required, back in 5min" vs. "messy multi-wipe, need 20min"). Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+59 Not average white man. Every high performing man hates DEI. These high performing men 90% of the time happen to be white / Asian / Brown. DEI and its supporters can rot in h*ll. Free loaders!  Senior VP in IB-M&A
+58 Let the VP work on it while you are tied up with the books VP in IB - Cov
+58 This country used to be great. Now a 3 martini brunch gets you reported to HR. Philly Special
+58 We get it bro. You probably grinded to get into "H," and, probably five minutes after your admittance, you went online searching for "H" merch (see what I did there). Prospect in IB - Gen
+58 Given that she is an associate at BofA, she could probably use the extra money. meatrocket
+57 Watch your mouth kid Anonymous Monkey
+57 Prestige is a social mechanism that signals those that can be trusted in a society to fill high responsibility roles and were filtered to fill those roles. Lawyers fit this. Doctors fit this. Politicians fit this. GS under Blankfein
+56 Intern in IB - Gen
+55 Unless it has its own entrance and no access to shared space, you’re the one being unreasonable.  SaaSChimp
+55 White and Asian male juniors do most of the work and get treated like shit  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+55 Well, that's what happens when you make the process so heavily favored towards those who spend most of their free time on linkedin or technical work. usernameladiesman217
+54 U guys not sayng the bank are genuinely retarded Prospect in IB-M&A
+54 You fucking dumbass Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+53 congrats on micropenis VP in IB - Restr
+53 I don’t actually think nepotism is inherently bad. CapTableTriage
+53 no life but accurate Prospect in IB-M&A
+53 Everyone at the knicks bars while EVR kids are grinding on day 3 of training 🥀 Intern in IB - Gen
+52 God do you incels ever shutup? I’m not a fan of DEI either but holy shit it’s a new post every week about this  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+52 Found her war dog
+52 you're below my gpa cutoff sorry Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+52 very ignorants and prideful comment. we have no idea what level of stress caused that reaction or the age it occurred. [email protected]
+51 No AI, but I think there's just a general consensus that recruiting has gotten exponentially more difficult in the past few years - at this point the only tangible advice we've gotten (from alumni) is to just keep sending Prospect in IB-M&A
+51 Christmas Day and bro is looking at JPM's commercial banking class Research Analyst in ER
+51 This sounds like like a general health issue more so than something to do with the job. Issues set in at like… week 3 of 3-4 hours of sleep a night asdf1248
+51 The part where the dude said "we're not lawyers, we're investment bankers and we saw you coming a mile away 🥶" was probably the most accurate part I say it to my wife's divorce lawyer every time. Gold-ManSacks
+50 pretty different to my girlfriend and wife - the two dont know abt each other Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+50 Can't have deal toys if the bank never closes a deal. Non-issue. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+49 Congrats on Barclays Intern in IB - Gen
+49 Intern in IB-M&A
+48 Reply  with a “pls fix” tryyuav
+48 Imagine this: You’ve just closed a $25M EV sell-side deal for an eastern Tennessee waste management company. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+48 That sign off was so tough bro. Chills. Summer Associate in HF - Event
+48 Alright I’m going to give a quick history lesson / fun fact because a lot of people don’t realize how close knit biotech banking is. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+48 I wouldn’t be complaining on here if she was Intern in IB - Gen
+48 Dollars still green nerd Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+48 My bank is ranked below what my ego prefers. That said, this is objectively wrong.  Intern in IB - Cov
+47 We tend to be a lot more qualified than American candidates. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+47 I think you’ll make a great father lesbiangirlscout marketsigma
+46 Congrats to all the Piper analysts who can finally tell their Evercore peers that they work at an EB now as well Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+46 Sorry man, I only know the best for back office, good luck with the search! Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+46 Mods this guy has sex ban him Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+45 Least autistic Wharton student jefferiesdotd - dead on the desk
+45 Bro is the associate BallStateUni
+45 The retardation of this administration knows no limits 8'Banana_Stacker'2
+45 Exactly. overandout
+45 That stifel rejection must be stinging Intern in S&T - FI
+45 fellas, is it gay to date women? Intern in Consulting
+45 Couldn't disagree more, place is filled with insufferable bots  VP in IB - Gen
+44 stanford prison experiment only dreamed of seeing this level of power derangement from faux social roles. "should my intern get a return" brother you are a first year analyst, you format appendix slides, smile and nod Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+44 33, 2.0MM Hopefully IB for 3 more years and get to 5MM and can walk away ImagineSisyphusHappy