Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+398 Found the analyst Prospect in IB - Cov
+291 He asked meal stipend not bonus nooneinparticular
+217 Been a sinking ship ever since they rejected my SA application  Intern in IB - Gen
+165 congrats on indian Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+151 Yeah I guarantee nothing happens to NYC Jews or the "finance community" as a result of this. CRE
+145 Im the VP who posted. 1) Never commented on whether the number is good or bad, just posted the number, other people opined. So you're talking out of your fucking ass. VP in IB - Gen
+135 i have allergies in the spring and i’ve been fine. don’t listen to this guy Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+127 i fucking love this site man anonf0fty
+125 This is what no sex does to a man tedwards128
+122 Gettin no girls huh  UCTreeHugger
+114 Lmaoo if you really gotta depend on restricting job access to internationals (who like occupies 1% of wallstreet) to think you will be able to finally land a job in high finance, thats actually very pathetic. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+110 Wells Fargo Charlotte is paradise. You get paid stupid money relative to the COL, so you can actually afford a huge crib and a boat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+104 How about you get some motion before dating. BuySideIntern
+97 Shut up goy. It is an honor to take an Israeli's work every Friday. We must all strive to sacrifice for Israel Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+97 Western Investment Club members on suicide watch rn Prospect in CorpFin
+95 go outside pls _-
+95 JimmyJon88 Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+93 My hope had always been that by the time AI became capable of fully replacing junior and mid-level bankers, I would have made it to ED or MD, where the focus is more relationship-driven, but now I realize GS under Blankfein
+87 Make a copy and study it enough to put on your own resume as deal experience. Intern in IB-M&A
+87 Am a male btw yes16688
+86 Reply all to the chain and say “Not sure I’m needed here - Thx.” KageSelly
+85 Not sure what is more insane really: the fact that kids were not only raped but murdered and no one has been arrested, the fact that Trump’s name appears more in the Epstein files than Jesus’ name appears in the Bible, the CRE
+82 bro respectfully u work in consulting 😹😹😹 babaganoosh342
+82 Hit her with: 😂 Consultant in Acct - Other
+79 800k at 24… bro just ask your parents for more money Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+79 I bet if Buffett was 20 today, he would be spending time making the same lists. bravo! Research Associate in AM - FI
+79 Imagine you’re sitting alone and suddenly your 45-year-old self walks in from the future. He looks you in the eye and says: “Hey man. I’m glad you didn’t pull the trigger. We’re worth $5M. We made it. GS under Blankfein
+77 The amount of nonsense and racism coming from undergrads in this forum is sad. wsomyfc64
+77 you average white straight men think everyone is out to get you, when the entire bank looks like you simplifiedclap
+73 See, this fucking post is exactly why nobody takes women seriously Associate 1 in PE - Other
+73 I know this is a stretch but would you consider a current IB Associate 2 applicant for this role? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+72 haha loser Prospect in IB - Cov
+72 At an EB (EVR, CVP, etc.), not sure how bad the hours are considering i had a seizure and cant remember anything Intern in IB-M&A
+72 This is MAGA country now Associate 1 in PE - Other
+72 My heart goes out to him … poor guy forcibly got his sucked God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+71 Don't think any CVP MD's are tracking this thread for recruiting purposes man!  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+70 this is why my mf doesnt hire soft mbb consultants we only hire bricked up bankers Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+70 Analyst 2 in IB - Covwhat’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to an analyst?  idont even know their names Jaded Rainmaker
+69 Ur buddy’s uncle sounds like a retard Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+68 Anonymous Monkey: Full-times, can you chime in? Yeah I’m a full time so I can shed some light here…. Get fucked pussy Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+67 All that just to flex your $2m carry payout. crazylifechoices
+65 Thanks for checking in ur good bro Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+64 Public equities/quant don't involve control of the company. We get in and out to make whatever our investment thesis was and, setting aside the handful of activist funds, we never have a seat at the table. Quant in HF - Other
+64 You definitely were not middle class lol loud_bathroom
+62 So I've done this exercise for my own career / am a lateral from one of these places and the short answer is "probably none." The consensus career-earnings maximizing path is to seek out leanly staffed midlevels at rocket- flipcup
+62 Hey man, I read your post and it resonated with me. I want to share something I think you need to hear from someone - you're being way too hard on yourself, and you're not cooked. 和平
+61 Are you a retard, why are you spending so much money on a fragrance? Also, is everyone else (apart from Spiderman) a retard in the comments? I suspect the answer to both questions are "yes". Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+61 Broadly agree with your take. Nothing too surprising, you just realized that the Wizard of Oz is actually just some MD tweaking a debt schedule. Director in IB - Restr
+61 Posted from IU Kelley sophomore dorms Prospect in IB-M&A
+61 I fuck with this kid. Complete disdain and contempt for those around him and stops at nothing to contribute to the demise of his compatriots. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+61 Probably Ozymandia—he became an expert in four-unit, rent-stabilized Bushwick brownstones, which has given him the time to focus on this site and promote his fetish for socialism  Principal in RE - Other
+61 bro footnoted his own comment SomeCaliberTalent
+60 Fairly standard for the industry - at my shop, if we leave our desk to take a dump, we need to provide a relevant Teams status ("ghost poop / no wiping required, back in 5min" vs. "messy multi-wipe, need 20min"). Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+60 Shut the fuck up and just be better You wouldnt have gotten the offer anyways even if opt / h1b wasnt a thing Assistant in Non-profit
+60 I’m sure it felt good to type this and post it…. VP in PE - LBOs
+59 Not average white man. Every high performing man hates DEI. These high performing men 90% of the time happen to be white / Asian / Brown. DEI and its supporters can rot in h*ll. Free loaders!  Senior VP in IB-M&A
+58 Purely for girls ngl, short and long term samspink
+58 Let the VP work on it while you are tied up with the books VP in IB - Cov
+58 We get it bro. You probably grinded to get into "H," and, probably five minutes after your admittance, you went online searching for "H" merch (see what I did there). Prospect in IB - Gen
+58 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+58 Given that she is an associate at BofA, she could probably use the extra money. meatrocket
+56 Watch your mouth kid Anonymous Monkey
+56 Intern in IB - Gen
+55 White and Asian male juniors do most of the work and get treated like shit  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+55 I was testing you to see if you knew  Prospect in IB - Cov
+55 Prestige is a social mechanism that signals those that can be trusted in a society to fill high responsibility roles and were filtered to fill those roles. Lawyers fit this. Doctors fit this. Politicians fit this. GS under Blankfein
+55 Well, that's what happens when you make the process so heavily favored towards those who spend most of their free time on linkedin or technical work. usernameladiesman217
+55 Anonymous Monkey: any insight into exits?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+54 can you make this into short form video i can’t read all dat monkeyvjit
+54 You fucking dumbass Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+54 U guys not sayng the bank are genuinely retarded Prospect in IB-M&A
+53 Is it a payslip for ants Associate 1 in PE - Other
+53 I don’t actually think nepotism is inherently bad. CapTableTriage
+53 Everyone at the knicks bars while EVR kids are grinding on day 3 of training 🥀 Intern in IB - Gen
+52 no life but accurate Prospect in IB-M&A
+52 very ignorants and prideful comment. we have no idea what level of stress caused that reaction or the age it occurred. [email protected]
+52 God do you incels ever shutup? I’m not a fan of DEI either but holy shit it’s a new post every week about this  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+51 Christmas Day and bro is looking at JPM's commercial banking class Research Analyst in ER
+51 The part where the dude said "we're not lawyers, we're investment bankers and we saw you coming a mile away 🥶" was probably the most accurate part I say it to my wife's divorce lawyer every time. Gold-ManSacks
+51 No AI, but I think there's just a general consensus that recruiting has gotten exponentially more difficult in the past few years - at this point the only tangible advice we've gotten (from alumni) is to just keep sending Prospect in IB-M&A
+51 This sounds like like a general health issue more so than something to do with the job. Issues set in at like… week 3 of 3-4 hours of sleep a night asdf1248
+51 congrats on micropenis VP in IB - Restr
+50 pretty different to my girlfriend and wife - the two dont know abt each other Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+50 Can't have deal toys if the bank never closes a deal. Non-issue. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+49 Intern in IB-M&A
+49 Congrats on Barclays Intern in IB - Gen
+48 Reply  with a “pls fix” tryyuav
+48 That sign off was so tough bro. Chills. Summer Associate in HF - Event
+48 Dollars still green nerd Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+48 Imagine this: You’ve just closed a $25M EV sell-side deal for an eastern Tennessee waste management company. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+47 Alright I’m going to give a quick history lesson / fun fact because a lot of people don’t realize how close knit biotech banking is. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+47 We tend to be a lot more qualified than American candidates. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+47 Most humble PE associate on WSO Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+47 I wouldn’t be complaining on here if she was Intern in IB - Gen
+47 I think you’ll make a great father lesbiangirlscout marketsigma
+46 Mods this guy has sex ban him Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+46 Sorry man, I only know the best for back office, good luck with the search! Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+45 The retardation of this administration knows no limits 8'Banana_Stacker'2
+45 Bro is the associate BallStateUni
+45 That stifel rejection must be stinging Intern in S&T - FI