Just Got Brutally Frame Mogged By A Sophomore Interviewing

Hey Monkeys!

I joined the recruiting team for my BB this year. I typically enjoy interviewing since it allows me to meet new people, but this last interview went horribly wrong.

It started out fine. We ran through the classic TMAY and Why IB, but somewhere during his “Why bank” he sat upright. This posture maneuver revealed wide clavicles and capped deltoids. I tried to counter by fixing my own posture, but in doing this I zoned out. The last thing I heard was something about leading a frat.

When he stopped talking, I panicked and asked him to walk me through $10 in D&A. While he did this, I found my breath and re-focused. When I started to look at him again, I noticed a dense hairline. It was almost too dense. Was he using Finasteride/Minoxidil? I started sweating, getting angry over the idea that he might be hair mogging me right now. My cortisol was spiking, which only made matters worse.

I hurried through the rest of the interview as quick as I could. When it ended, he stood up to shake my hand. I remember thinking to myself, “now is NOT the time to get height mogged,” but he didn’t seem too tall, so I stood up and shook his hand.

As we shook hands, my VP walked into the room (he must’ve been running the next interview). As he was under the doorframe, I realized that the sophomore was closer to him than I was, resulting in a vantage point mog (even though we are the same height, he was closer to the VP, meaning he appeared taller).

Honestly a horrible interview experience for me. I put him on the waitlist. Should I give him the offer? He is a HTN for reference.

17 Comments
 

I’m not gonna lie you’re probably fucked. Just from reading your post I can tell that you have a subpar facial width:height ratio, negative canthal tilt, short mandible, inferior frontal jaw angle, and probably excessive upper eyelid exposure.

This young buck is bonesmashing, getting Kirk, and drilling the 400 Qs while you’re jestergooning to foids. I’m glad your VP finally saw you for what you are.

Congrats on UBS btw

 

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Becky from HR (the one you were interested in) has already made him a couple of offers, including some less formal ones.

 

Seeing these type of posts always make me wonder what the oldgens on the forum think of us lol

 

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