Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Month

+141 Gettin no girls huh  UCTreeHugger
+95 Hit her with: 😂 Consultant in Acct - Other
+66 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+52 you're below my gpa cutoff sorry Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+51 Found her war dog
+41 One time, our summer analyst sent an email to our MD. The entire email body was highlighted gray for some reason.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+41 That is the dumbest take I have ever read. I also had a transition phase at my prior stint (MBB) where I basically was working corporate hours on internal stuff (i.e., 9-6 pm). Associate 2 in PE - Other
+29 Joe mama! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+26 You guys keep voting Republican and then Republicans keep increasing the debt. CRE
+25 Asian girls from NYU Stern think Hinge is a networking app for IB  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 TLDR: WLB is overrated if you don’t know what to do with your time when you’re not working for the man. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+24 Anyone that doesn't say Option 1 is an actual moron. gufmo
+22 Nothing ever happens. No mass deportations, no ending H1B, no ending illegal immigration.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 LOL at the posts trying to say this forum is too bearish on PE when we have midlevels asking how to Saddam Hussein their founding partner Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 Sounds like you are just a chud. You finally have time in the evenings and you are now realizing you have no friends or bitches. lemickey
+21 good lord these “why aren’t analysts fratty” posts are so fucking annoying LOL. Shmova_Mendoza
+20 You’re fine. Just make sure your resume isn’t highlighted when you send it out tomorrow. Assist. VP in Risk Mnmgt
+20 Asians  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Are you retarded I know plenty of people who don’t have those dreams or passions and are happy to chain themselves to the career and money. You’re clearly not one of them. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+19 Tldr is this is a matured industry. What finance was in the 80's is what Tech was in the 2010's and will be what whatever else is the next big wave in 10-20 years. Gold-ManSacks
+18 For someone that worked at a top HF, you don’t seem to have basic intelligence and thought. Smoke Frog
+18 Maybe we should put you 1st on the list of most shit-talking VPs 🤣 Hags28
+18 First off, congratulations on getting here - I know it couldn't have been easy. Prospect in IB-M&A
+18 ^^^ least schizophrenic UBS poster  Intern in IB - Gen
+18 It will only reduce work and cause layoffs if ONLY juniors had access to said tools. The amount of work that is now created with MDs abusing AI more than enough offset the productivity boost. They now Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+17 apollo2: What does acquisition role mean? Like investment banking? Yep ur cooked. Intern in ER
+17 either way im cracking ✌️ Kondo
+16 most of the people on this site are 19 year old incels from Edison, NJ who watched the wolf of Wall Street once. Hope this helps!  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+16 Some people will complain if they have a Chinese name and some will complain if they don't. In your post OP you both complained that they integrate, then complained that they don't. investmenttbanking
+15 Anything to get a raise 😂 burner18363737728
+15 Wrong again Doomer. My model says 5% rent growth and a 4.5% exit makes IRR go boom. Assist. VP in RE - Comm
+15 It's boomer luxury communism... https://americanmind.org/salvo/what-is-total-boomer-luxury-communism/ m_1
+15 All Asian all hands tomorrow at 9 pm on the 6th floor break area to discuss their options, including paying the $100k out of pocket to UBS Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+15 UBS fucked over the American half of their 2022 intern class who had signed return offer contracts and were supposed to start in July 2023. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+15 Dawg can you please explain in plain English what this post is about? Give us a 1-2 sentence rundown of what happened.  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+15 Coming from a similar background, the first thing you should do is stop with that negative self-talk bullshit. Kondo
+15 ^Hi "Teller in IB - Cov" (Rank AH). The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+15 Just to add some high level context / history on BofA for those less aware: prior to GFC the brand was non existent in mega cap IB. It was maybe 20th in league tables. Hags28
+15 Agreed. But there are ways to do that without throwing people under the bus. From my experience, it’s best to be someone who builds up others and promotes good people. Hags28
+14 Ok.. Jun Xian / “Tom” Chienese H1Bs help suppress US wages and take jobs away from Americans in banking. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+14 Why would a bank target giving half of the analyst and MBA positions to non Americans when these are entry level jobs with thousands of applicants?   Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+14 I’ve started hooking up to a catheter for this exact reason, saved time more than makes up for the initial investment eatbitda
+14 I don't know why this got shit - perfectly valid take. Whoever is in charge of the project should go on the guarantees. brosephstalin
+14 Bye, thanks for stopping by! Gonna be one hell of an uphill climb now. Everyone successful in life always got an EB offer right out of college and never has any setbacks early in life. Smoke Frog
+13 Hags28Is a JD / Rubio admin possibly going to improve the national debt? Maybe.  Yeah next time it will be different!  CRE
+13 PE prospective returns are ugly. There is a natural inclination to bet on some cyclicity when it comes to investor sentiment. Problem with that in PE is two fold with the second spring from the first.   CPDDOUGH
+13 St Thomas aquinas mkaypowlo
+13 Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Absolutely wrong answer. Risk/reward to your career of bringing her on to your team is strongly biased to the downside doobeedoobeedoo
+12 Shmova_Mendoza: Barney_Stinson
+12 Start an LLC. Now you're an entrepreneur, not unemployed. You tried to do some consulting work or chase some deals, but the market is tough and you're looking for something more stable.  CRE
+12 update: im gonna kms Prospect in IB - Cov
+12 It's worse on the corporate side.  Non-technical people are empowered and any idea they have can be turned into a professional and well-thought-out-appearing analysis. Principal in CorpStrat
+12 Pick your poison from UBS TMT / M&T. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Imagine wealth clients calling their banker and having to go through an Indian call center Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 Scotiabank is in a great place and is growing their ibd division pretty well. Great ratio of hardworking people and good culture. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+12 the UK's GDP is the size of Westchester County go back to your thames water bk you canary wharf goon Prospect in IB-M&A
+12 readthe10k UCTreeHugger
+12 I left a few years ago so take what I say with a grain of salt. VP in IB - Gen
+12 MM IB down in Jacksonville offered u $15, $10, $5 million but u have to work for dis decade Gold-ManSacks
+12 Do not help that bih Just_Wanna_Mog
+12 I get your premise I just don't like the framing. Clinton was moderate and great at selling right-leaning fiscal policy to lefties and libs. theooran
+12 IsItREPE
+12 I can confirm as well. They actually approached me on Linkedin last week and i've started onboarding already. Just waiting for them to process my SSN and direct deposit info  Prospect in IB - Cov
+12 Yes and no. Certainly more sophisticated, but also more cautious/calculated. The latter can be hurtful. Most successful entrepreneurs I know are retardmaxxers. And that isn't a diss.  VP in PE - LBOs
+12 Read the whole thing thinking Equity Research lol Prospect in HF - Other
+12 You are not allowed to answer this one. ntcons
+12 This is purely what I would do, but everyone is different. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+11 Respectfully, these guys are workaholics who live to work, not work to live.  We all know them.  You don't get to be global head of RE anywhere by putting family before work, it's just that simple. Principal in RE - Comm
+11 That guy rocks and knows how to have fun. Proves he knows how to have fun and has clients VP in IB - Gen
+11 America is for Americans  Intern in IB - Gen
+11 You need to lateral asap. Not getting VP promo means you have no real backing in the group despite whatever nice thing your MD is saying. Kowalzky
+11 Looks like someone (analyst 1 accurate title? lol) doesn’t know how to properly interpret 13F filings. As a biotech specialist, I can assure you none of these funds are up nearly as much as your calculations. Benson Says
+11 Pretend you’ll help, smash and then ghost Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+11 Poor UBS... They struck out on all 12 senior bankers listed in the article and the league tables reflect this now. Likely $100M+ investment down the drain Managing Director in IB - Cov
+11 I had a 3.51 and rounded to 4(no decimal) on my resume.   Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+11 Yes please send it out to the bank who’s MD wins (or loses) Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+11 The whole asset-class is completely cooked and everyone who tells you different is drinking the kool-aid.  Associate 2 in PE - Other
+11 IMO there’s a huge bias on shitting on PE as an asset class in order to justify people’s desire to not enter the industry because of the shitty hours / work environment. Investment Analyst in S&T - Equities
+11 Kid is trying to cope w life and not take incremental risks and we are helping him.  Associate 3 in HF - EquityHedge
+11 Went to a target and got a bullshit degree. At the last minute I realized it would not land me a good job, so I started applying via OCR on my campus. Smoke Frog
+11 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+11 thats because people in europe start full time work at age 40 after doing 30 internships, masters programs in finance, and GDPR certifications to work 20 hours a week at a place called societe des banques  HFPM15
+11 Solving the debt problem is politically impossible. ResMan
+10 Congrats on Asian! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+10 Might be particularly well-suited to answer this one. I'm currently at a SWF (though not one listed here) after spending my first years out of college in acquisitions at a GP. kylejackson
+10 trackr is single-handedly responsible for demolishing the internship market Prospect in Consulting
+10 Workload. Hard to go out when you are constantly pulling 90+ week Associate 1 in PE - Other
+10 You have to realize that PE recruiting is one of the laziest things ever invented. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+10 What about investigating banks who finance Israeli pedophiles? Oh yeah they own us fucktwitter
+10 Nope. Well known rule that your firm AUM has to be more than $10B for it to be REPE (or $50B+ to be PERE) and for your reps to count or to learn anything. credev99
+10 Look up UBS TMT or UBS Tech on WSO, it has been heavily covered. The group is a toxic hell-hole that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy where juniors are consistently abused. Intern in IB - Gen
+10 Some really ghoulish comments in here. You guys above are losers. I feel terrible for the woman and her family.  IsItREPE
+10 Ok boomer ty input but sounds like it’s a skill issue. Based on valuable input from chimps here, my CV is as follows: Works at Janus Henderson Global Investors
+10 ICE raid on EMA to get rid of hundreds of H1Bs there? Yes please  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+10 My UBS bullpen has a large group that speak Chinese to talk bad about people in group while in the bullpen and only socialize or talk to their own Chinese group Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+10 Our MD called at 9:45 p.m. on a Thurs night because a client might consider a transaction in the next 18–36 months. He asked for a “light five-pager” by breakfast. Anonymous Monkey.
+10 This is an evermore present mindset in Gen Z. Not necessarily a bad thing but it's definitely generational.  nutmegger189
+10 You will probably read this and dismiss it, but you are coming off as arrogant and entitled. VP in PE - LBOs
+10 Working on a business now, and a few buddies are running rollups. It's very difficult, but more because of interpersonal dynamics. Works at Other