Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Month

+217 Been a sinking ship ever since they rejected my SA application  Intern in IB - Gen
+122 Gettin no girls huh  UCTreeHugger
+95 go outside pls _-
+87 Am a male btw yes16688
+82 Hit her with: 😂 Consultant in Acct - Other
+70 Analyst 2 in IB - Covwhat’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to an analyst?  idont even know their names Jaded Rainmaker
+58 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+55 Anonymous Monkey: any insight into exits?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+51 congrats on micropenis VP in IB - Restr
+41 Found her war dog
+40 LGP, TPG, Arini, Crescent… with looks at plenty of names like SL, TB, BX, ECP, Oaktree, Ares, Silver Point, GA, Carlyle, HIG, Citadel, KKR, ISQ, Bain, EQT, CD&R, Genstar… Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+40 Let’s step back for a moment. Why do you think a bank filled with people from ivy leagues, would ever choose to recruit from places other than Ivy leagues? CEO in IB - Gen
+39 Want to clear something up first. I'm not at Alix and not sure how they work, but at my RX Co, and all others I know of, there are usually two separate teams: 1) the RX Consultants, and 2) the ops guys. Director in Consulting
+38 lkfdshfkhask: johnny_quest007
+38 That is the dumbest take I have ever read. I also had a transition phase at my prior stint (MBB) where I basically was working corporate hours on internal stuff (i.e., 9-6 pm). Associate 2 in PE - Other
+38 you're below my gpa cutoff sorry Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+35 Sponsors are top 5 on the street these days, if not higher. Most people have no idea though. Find the specific deal tables and you will see.Edit: and yes, they sponsor visa. @loridamp
+34 well, username checks out Intern in IB-M&A
+32 This might be the only ranking list worth anything on this forum corpfinguy
+30 What % of the comments you give on CIM’s are completely meaningless Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+28 Don't think it'd hurt to lateral, but feel like the playbook is kinda shifting away from the trad LME centric mindset. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+27 At a top BB. I asked our intern what made him choose our vertical (corporate banking) and the kid goes “it was a bad market. This was the best I could get”.  Associate 3 in IB - CB
+27 Stop being risk-averse nerds and do what you actually find interesting. VP in PE - LBOs
+26 Joe mama! Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Santander is basically Credit Suisse. Many groups moved over there instead of staying with UBS once CS collapsed. So, good culture, good people, great experience.  chasejames677
+24 Congrats on Forvis Mazars KageSelly
+24 Since 2020-2022, interns have gotten legitimately dumber / more useless every year. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+23 TLDR: WLB is overrated if you don’t know what to do with your time when you’re not working for the man. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+22 I sort of got tag-teamed by a recruit hardo and a couple of HR hardos. Dr. Rahma Dikhinmahas
+22 Didn't know Charles Barkley was on wso Any 2 IB - Cov.
+22 Continuing to log in to this website  CRE
+22 What is wrong with you guys lmao who cares move on with your life It’s just a firm unless you work there rn or got fired by them I don’t understand why yall posting are so obsessed Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 ur prestige whore mentality is gonna fry you in life anyways, nothing u can rly do as long u have that going Prospect in IB-M&A
+21 HF or not, you got issues dawg😭😭😭😭 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 Brand matters massively long-term, and Evercore has almost no brand outside this bubble of "high" finance. Nobody outside finance has heard of them. Roger Altman? Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+21 Congrats on 5’8! bigrat
+20 Asian girls from NYU Stern think Hinge is a networking app for IB  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 Sounds like you are just a chud. You finally have time in the evenings and you are now realizing you have no friends or bitches. lemickey
+20 blueyellowpink
+20 lol get over it Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 antenna.strand5b Managing Director in IB-M&A
+18 LGP, TPG, Arini, Crescent… with looks at plenty of names like SL, TB, BX, ECP, Oaktree, Ares, Silver Point, GA, Carlyle, HIG, Citadel, KKR, ISQ, Bain, EQT, CD&R, Genstar… Know LA has consistent good looks Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+18 Guarantee you the kid from bama 1) grinded their ass off to get their seat and 2) is more fun to grab a beer with  Intern in IB - Gen
+17 Goddamn you’re one miserable bastard StrategyChimp
+17 Feels like I just got 275 headshotted cross map with a heavy sniper in prime Fortnite. Completely out of left field saw no signs Intern in IB - Cov
+17 Porn actor. Can’t deploy capital. Time to deploy the hog.  IsItREPE
+17 I was going to say that your family probably cares about WLB, but I’m sure they don’t care about you anymore, so… user_5991
+17 A large part of the unpopular answer is that people do not really have that much else to do. Associate 2 in PE - Other
+16 Doesn’t have to be either, or. Just because you can recognize that everyone is subject to X% of random chance in their careers doesn’t mean you have no nuggets of knowledge you can share with prospects. liquidiot
+16 We've interviewed UBS candidates for off-cycle and on-cycle at my large UMM fund, and have been left unimpressed. VP in PE - LBOs
+16 yes bro UBS is such a great place to work!!11!!1! Gorillion dollars coming next quarter! Intern in PE - Growth
+16 UBS is a WM bank with an IB bolted on to serve their wealth management clients. They dominate WM in APAC and Europe, but have a relatively weaker US platform. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+16 Nothing ever happens. No mass deportations, no ending H1B, no ending illegal immigration.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+16 this cant be a serious question.. just be normal ur not a character out of Suits Prospect in IB-M&A
+16 What do you think happens when you recruit start of sophomore year for an internship that basically starts 16 months later? Bobby Murdocks
+16 length: 6.5" girth: 3" curve: Right Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+16 People don’t give a fuck anymore because it’s not a cool job any more and the money is meh frothy88
+15 I don't have a current study in front of me, but "overbuilt" is relative to submarket and basis. CRE
+15 Wow you spoke to an incoming summer analyst?! you must really know everything! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+15 They clearly don’t read WallStreetOasis in Asia Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+15 Happened to me years back. Landed smth better. Same exact situation with zero negative feedback. Some teams just suck at providing effective mentorship. That’s life. rolo25
+15 Prospect in IB - Gennot to be weird but im good looking and charismatic so i think video calls would give me an advantage should i do zoom? CRE
+15 average Jefferies hire  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+15 You guys keep voting Republican and then Republicans keep increasing the debt. CRE
+15 Get some pussy and learn what sex feels like  I got a return btw   Intern in IB-M&A
+14 Big 4 accounting welcomes you AK6969
+14 Analyst 1 in AM - FI
+14 Agree with what you said, but why did you recruit for Houston in the first place if you wanted to recruit on-cycle for NYC/SF buy-side? Associate 1 in PE - Other
+14 Time to start kissing everyone on the cheek every morning. If anyone asks tell them your family is from Europe.  Associate 3 in HF - Other
+14 All Asian all hands tomorrow at 9 pm on the 6th floor break area to discuss their options, including paying the $100k out of pocket to UBS Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+14 College admissions are an unfair lottery, involving fabricating your personal statements and exaggerating everything you have done, not to mention DEI and legacy. Additionally, the U.S. loser1234
+13 They’ve assembled an army of Yes men, and everyone is afraid to say the truth to leadership that they are collectively continuing to make terrible decisions on a day to day basis when it comes to client selection, coverage Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Banks understand that people lose their jobs, fail licensing exams, and interview while being unemployed. That’s nothing new. sleepygoat
+13 Zyn_God98
+13 Reminds me of the billionaire and fisherman story teddythebear
+13 UBS fucked over the American half of their 2022 intern class who had signed return offer contracts and were supposed to start in July 2023. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 Can we please stop making these threads? Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Definitely picking UBS TMT over Q after this.  JustADude
+13 WF is paradise. But only for the select few. If you were not selected, you will spend the rest of your life howling outside the walls, wishing you could experience the beauty inside.  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+13 PE prospective returns are ugly. There is a natural inclination to bet on some cyclicity when it comes to investor sentiment. Problem with that in PE is two fold with the second spring from the first.   CPDDOUGH
+13 lmao he strategically ignored this one Analyst 1 in AM - FI
+13 We just witnessed absolute cinema. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+13 Why would a bank target giving half of the analyst and MBA positions to non Americans when these are entry level jobs with thousands of applicants?   Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+13 "He fucked up all the technicals but the way he answered 'how are you?' left such an amazing impression on me we need to give him an offer" Gold-ManSacks
+12 Absolutely wrong answer. Risk/reward to your career of bringing her on to your team is strongly biased to the downside doobeedoobeedoo
+12 M&A doesn’t even exist at JPM anymore stop capping Prospect in HF - EquityHedge
+12 eb interviews has their tech interviews uploaded on their site. thats how my friend got their offer for an analyst position  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I think the whole "the smartest kids in finance go to buyside" perspective is beyond played in 2026. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+12 The reality is you do all these interviews and it seems like the interviewers know so much more about these stocks than you, but once you’re in the seat, you realize everyone is just making it up as they go.  Investment Analyst in HF - EquityHedge
+12 I don't know why this got shit - perfectly valid take. Whoever is in charge of the project should go on the guarantees. brosephstalin
+12 Almost everyone in my class used this one here. The reported question bank is really good. Intern in IB - Gen
+12 Congrats on UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+12 I left a few years ago so take what I say with a grain of salt. VP in IB - Gen
+12 Analysts and associates today get paid the same nominally as back in 2018-2019. See old comp threads here. I knew someone who started as AN1 at GS in 2018 and her expectation was to make $150k all in first year. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+12 Mbappe special goldenbanana222
+12 IB is the new accounting. All the good talent went to tech now given the AI boom and thats where the money is at. IB pay is equivalent to accounting pay now adjusted for hours and the retarded work. Analyst 1 in HF - EquityHedge
+12 Ok.. Jun Xian / “Tom” Chienese H1Bs help suppress US wages and take jobs away from Americans in banking. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+12 Make riders great again Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+12 Plenty of people are making money in consumer right now. It was always generalist funds that half-assed it and didn’t have consumer experts opining in IC that are struggling. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+12 apollo2: What does acquisition role mean? Like investment banking? Yep ur cooked. Intern in ER