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+451When I was an intern once, had an MD go to Chicago to...GridironCEO
+395If you are a female, I would like to congratulate you on...Intern in IB-M&A
+283Nice try HR.Hölder
+282You're probably fucked to be completely honest. You...itsyaboi
+276How are you straight if you hooked up with a dude?Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+252Deebo
+246Depends if my wife checks the credit card billsEngineer in Other
+209Let me guess, you're a UVA grad working in Real Estate...Max Heiliger
+208I am just an undergrad but this is very much my plan at...Steve Wibble
+201I’m a girl but thank you smalldepressedanalyst
+179PE Firm: "We invest in B+ companies. They have a lot of...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+180Friday night: drinks at a roof top bar. Usually $20-25 a...Deal Team Six
+181There's a reason you're not at Blackstone, and it's not...Non-PC Broker
+175relax with the "we", internAnalyst 1 in IB-M&A
+169it's called cocaine you moronguggroth93
+166Minimum 800k Certified Investment Manager who...Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+163ye fuck drugs i gotta roth IRA Intern in IB-M&A
+157Nope, both interns were male. What made it even better...Ryry
+157The answer to this is absolutely relative. It depends on...buzzkillington
+151Dumbest thing I said was in response to the dumbest...newyorkermonkey
+152Feel like this has been answered a million times but...Quaneaser
+153Are you fucking kidding me? Get the coffee and shut the...SECfinance
+143That moment a democrat becomes a republicaniggs99988
+138*senior associateidaho
+137Patz, welcome to Wall Street Oasis! I'm sure a few high...Guest1655
+133You don't give up. Just because you can't land IB...I3DCashStaffer
+131Also, I did say "no homo" so I'm goodMr.JoeBaskin
+130Jesus Christ, **Isaiah_53_5 Composite Prestige...PrestigeCaller
+132My boss sent out a tweet one time while he was high as...pingers
+138I know countless students that could blow all you target...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+127Winter = Fintechstoryofmylife
+127very common, I made 7 figures as an intern(top BB in...Intern in IB - Ind
+125you're already on wso at work, starting good habits...AndyLouis
+127You say he's an amazing guy but you aren't willing to...DidntReadAnything
+124you are fucking idioticIntern in IB - Ind
+124Thanks for this, some good stuff in here. Didn't need to...Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+122These dudes are fucking cancerousleonardo dicaprisun
+1211. Walk up to your dad 2. "Hey dad, do you have any...JoeEXOTIC
+120Well? Did you respond? Prospect in IB-M&A
+118Glad to hear that JP Morgan has discovered conditional...Apple_iBank
+116Oh, come on, give *him* something to work with. Half the...mmpewso
+116I made an amended list based on what you guys really...LongIslandBound
+116I’ve got a good one..... Recently I was working on...Trainer
+115You created this topic anonymously but then responded...Associate 3 in IB - Ind
+119lol you sent me this emailAssociate 1 in IB-M&A
+129lol welcome to the real world kid. Better think twice...Esuric
+114Message my inbox with your phone number and let me know...Anon1254
+114IDK how feasible the Golden State Warriors would be,...Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+115*"In the high-intensity world of mergers, acquisitions,...Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+113Rub one out and reassess Developer in RE - Comm
+114TLDR - there is no TLDR, life is complicated, read the...thebrofessor
+112When you reach "Human" status on WSO.Neutrino_CFO
+110I mean are you proud you did this?lost_canadian
+106The biggest thing for me was just helping my mother get...Options Market Maker
+106Genuinely enjoyed reading this. Brutal situation I know,...Business School in IB - Gen
+106First of all, finish your unsettled business with your...Great Ape Jake
+106There seems to be a handful of these posts every week,...QuiltEmerson
+102If you're going to do something like that, go all in...Attack_Chihuahua
+102Hah! Nice try, mr. SEC-man.QuiltEmerson
+109What's up with all of the softy posts nowadays from kids...Fugue
+102If the bank wanted you to have a girlfriend, they...MaddCow
+102What are your thoughts? “What the fuck is wrong...buysidebandit
+102You're missing nothing. My dad never made more than...Alt-Ctr-Left
+101What a strange thing to be mad overIntern in IB-M&A
+101Do you think he goes to stern or IU?Richard.5
+100Interviewed at Goldman after my freshmen year for some...GridironCEO
+98super cringesIntern in IB - Gen
+98They start over again as analystsVP in PE - LBOs
+97Eh. I grew up with a stay at home mom but I have plenty...KREBSCYCLEOMG
+97Hi KatieInvestment Analyst in ER
+101Wouldn’t’ve expected anything less from DBProspect in IB - Ind
+100This is why Republicans and Democrats both suck. The...AllDay_028
+96You could've just said "Yet another comment from...Howard Hughes
+96"I'd do the game for free. You get paid for the...Fidel Cash Flow
+96I hate when I try looking for alumni from my school at...Prospect in IB - Gen
+96Guys, guys, be nice to the lady. She just gave you some...Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+96Does that mean there's an opening for a lateral at BofA?Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+96Was posted elsewhere on this site but relevant here:...Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+100Heres a tip, try charging your phone before taking a...The Best Guy
+95I'm still waiting for a response to my 2019 SA...straighttohellxo
+96You're wrong. The intellectual requirements for the...StateofNature
+94Cancel plans three times in a row due to your VP calling...Buzz_Lightyear
+93Some refer to them as 49ers.. 4’s that act like 9’Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+95you guys are straight up pussiesFloyd 'Money' Mayweather
+92Not me but a friend of mine; BB IB; "Where do you see...Jaxom
+92Worked on a roadshow where we provided the book for an...overpaid_overworked
+92Everyone wants it simply because they’re told that...BillMurray
+91I love what @m8" wrote. People bandy the word...APAE
+91Yes, I would say the Wolf of Wall Street is extremely...EU_prospect
+91Judging by your ER background, you'll soon find out what...Pussy galore
+97get a job in banking you joke Analyst 1 in Other
+93I saw a tweet earlier that said: "Don't know which...Semi-target_beast69
+90Had a phone informational, which went smoothly for the...atticus936
+90planning on investing my 3rd. 20% into savings account...More Leverage
+90I heard that CS (Credit Sphinx) analysts had to run the...harrisoon
+91T'was a bleak and drab evening, but even Zeus and his...Jamie_Diamond
+90In no intended order: * Delete your username...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+90I farted in an interview. It smelled really bad, so I...Prospect in AM - Equities
+90One that isn't doing seamless right nowAnalyst 1 in IB - Gen
+89When I started interning at BB, we had this director...DatesExcelModels
+94I mean not to rain on your parade but isn’t that...DOW30k
+90I got a "pls fix" at 3 amProspect in IB-M&A
+89I was actually introduced to the process while...rooster
+92no because no one gives a shit about canadaoulixeus
+90IB keeps its rep because no one will admit they slaved...WolfofWSO
+88One more thing: To summarize, loyalty to the firm is...NuclearPenguins
+87So Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer and and his...jb2
+88Virgin tech hippie vs. Chad finance broBallsOnChinBoy
+87Lol why does this seem like something out of like Pride...NuclearPenguins
+88None of us on this website get girls bro, our attraction...Intern in IB-M&A
+87No problem folks. One thing I forgot to mention -...frgna
+86Back in the day, our trading desk was on a floor with a...TechBanking
+87You're thinking is very linear. When I first started in...QuiltEmerson
+86Who else though he was referring to pounds as in lbs,...Intern in IB-M&A
+86Evercore rents out a bigger islandmolderingpeanuts
+87The client name? Takeshita IssaokeiI'm actually a squirrel
+85not an intern but a trading clerk: while trading in...SLIM
+86What in the literal fuck are you talking aboutFinanceWannaBe44
+85$100MM by 35. $10 by 40....CRE
+85Show your boss who is boss by responding with a...hiit
+84Hahah very clean toilets. Although I do like taking a #2...CRE
+98I fail to understand why she was being applaud. For...RedRage
+84(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=corporate+development)Making Gravy
+84Like members of a cult, most of the people on WSO are in...dsch
+84They're just butt hurt because their checks are so much...Mephistopheles
+86Because ppl who ask these types of questions exist in Iviesnorthkoreanbanker
+87I would just sue them for racism if they did that to meGS_Diversity_Analyst
+107I'm just sick of coming from a poor backround and having...Intern in IB-M&A
+84**L**ike you, my 5-year reunion wasn't too eventful. And...I'm actually a squirrel
+83I may come in late, but I do leave earlyurmaaam
+83Tbh I actually like pymetrics because it is a predictor...Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+89I saw it. People do dumb shit with status. I've seen...TNA
+83...I'm actually a squirrel
+83Rank: Top Bonus: Trash Me: PissedBanking Sucks Guys
+82i don't know if this counts as networking but i was once...Floyd 'Money' Mayweather
+83I wouldn't worry about it. By the time you are making...Prospect in IB - Gen
+87You deliberately made a thread trying to help people and...Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+82Yes. The most annoying posts are formatted like this,...GreatCompromiser
+98Also posting from a throwaway account, since this forum...banking876
+81Given that the school you go to itself is a liberal arts...CHECK6
+87Hey, crap analyst. Stop throwing monkey crap and get...reformed
+82Every intern takes turns wrestling a shirtless Lloyd...Undercover meme
+82You should probably bring the oil unless you want him...I'm actually a squirrel
+80Depends if the MD converted her that nightAusterity
+80Easy. Tell the interviewer, "You're a smart guy and...Sil
+80Depends. If you like finance because you're just really...Layne Staley
+81You should have said "OK Boomer"Pan European Monkey
+841 application - > 1 interview - > 1 super day - > 1...thomasburges123
+80*Hi guys, I'm at the top of the food chain in terms of...Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+79In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most...TacosDeLengua
+79yeah, the answer would be no goiggs99988
+79Thanks @Layne Staley" and @BobTheBaker" for firing...APAE
+79Good to see even the average joes have a god complexLeveredBetaBoy
+79“Friends”HFer_wannabe
+79Thanks I think got cancer from reading that. BananaCrazy3620
+79Lmao top state school UF, UT, UVA, UCLA (assuming its UT...Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+79You don't truly understand the value of great HR people...Nouveau Richie
+80You have to keep in mind who comes to this site. There...Brownfield Capital
+79This reminds me a bit of a guest I had on the WSO pod...WallStreetOasis.com
+79~83% sure she took it as a compliment from someone...Angus Macgyver
+80Somewhere in all of this is the Villanova dude that went...LReed
+78Must be Deutsche IBtoM7
+78I am very saddened by this news and I send my deepest...WallStreetOasis.com
+85How about not going on an online forum and bashing your...NonTargetHardo2019
+78literally only refer to numbers in basis points. TheShah
+79Heard a guy pronounce Deutsche Bank "Bulge bracket";...The Pharma Guy
+78Wait people In their 30’s still refer to themselves as...Madisonave
+78never heard of it but sounds jewish - should be an...Intern in IB-M&A
+79Anthropologists in southern France recently discovered...JohnnyLlamma45
+77haha, you can see this even with BB annual investor...bleujob
+77Maternity Wards are gonna have OCR, so you better get...Orionsbelt1234
+77"*The majority of the workforce is stupid and lazy*"....Elite_Bulge
+77This made me feel better about being 5'8 thank youpatsfan947
+77Renege on bothProspect in IB - Ind
+77X Æ A-12I'm actually a squirrel
+77couldn’t care less about relationships but I’ve...Who is John Galt
+76Seriously, grow a sack of nuts. You have hundreds, if...BillBelichick37
+77So you're saying that you don't like paying $4k/month to...Pmc2ghy
+76Thanks, the landscape seems to change a bit every year....Synergy_or_Syzygy
+76I heard next week is 2023 superdays. Be on your guard.teaktable
+77My name's Mathew Giladi. I'm the profile you're...Mathew-Giladi
+75One of our male interns managed to sleep with two...NuckFuts
+75He ended up leaving the firm, broke up with his former...idaho
+75Strong first postmonkey_brah
+75Aunt Becky's kids must be some retards in wheelchairs if...2733278823
+80Lol chill, networking isn't an easy thing to do and it...rubicon367
+75I would wait for the interns to chip inAnalyst 2 in IB - CB
+75Probably the same strategy as it is to pull an...Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+76This is the kind of BS that MDs absolutely LOVE to tell...xqtrack
+74OP based on your post history I’d worry about getting...thecoolkid1234
+75Sorry, I'll edit it slightly. Please read...Prospect in IB-M&A
+74This has to be one of the dumbest things I've read on...anabananaboat
+74Imagine thinking, "hmm, I'll try banking" so you get a...Principal in PE - LBOs
+76Just try your best to ignore it. This site is full of...grantland23
+74It depends on how you handle it, where you direct your...Dingdong08
+73"You call that a shit?"r3v
+73Of course it was a terrible mistake from the intern, but...USC2MBA
+73One time I got an email from my MD which said, "Thanks."...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+75You have brought shame to your family and to WSO. Self...DickFuld
+73MD of Russian Gulag. A connection to national...SponsorPromote
+74this thread is boring as fuck. Let me tell you how...GoldenCinderblock
+73Asks socially retarded questions. Works as a quant....Intern in IB - Gen
+75Below is 100% factual: Goldman kids tend to be culty...VP in PE - LBOs
+73I am of the opinion that you’re a bitchIntern in IB - Gen
+73Then he probably should blow his energy group up as wellIntern in IB - Ind
+73Subject: Student Seeking Advice Hi , My name is ,...AgnosticBeverage23
+73Just one comment to Marcus. The way you describe...Marcus_Halberstram
+72Are there any guides on here for getting a top...Hugh Myron
+72"I'd ask for a different interviewer."GuiltyVeek
+74I don't think a person in the building doesn't want to...Nudnick McMooch
+73I stopped reading at " with all do respect"H-1Beast
+73yeah if this was Walmart Staff Oasis then he'd have a...VCWannabe
+71The grass will always be greener. Let's go through your...quantgrunt
+71And then with PE recruiting pushed up to September, the...Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+71The good and bad news is that nobody in PE / going...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+76**S01E01**: *Recent b-school graduate Cathy Lee manages...Prospect in IB - Gen
+81No you shut the fuck up.REFinance516
+70I would risk losing a job over a hot coworker. Worth it.MonopolyMoney
+72Thanks! I got a sticker on my last writing assignment...AllStateRap
+70By "principal." I'm assuming you mean equity participant...Ricky Rosay
+72Found on the internet... An economics professor at a...WolfofWSO
+70Sorry to hear you were dinged during recruiting but...s.ratnasw
+70Im giving my parents 1/4 of my bonus this year and...hopeful123
+71Dont say that too loudly or you'll be called racist,...tjo55
+86literally everything makes women uncomfortable. fat...xgozax
+69On a scale of one to nature valley granola bar, how much...Presto732
+72There's no way to keep personal life out of the office...NoJobProspectsInSight
+69Keep complaining and next time you’ll bring me the...NYYCRE
+69What the fuck did I just readradio528
+69Imagine you are 40 years old. You have worked...pr4mence
+69Interviewer: Why not go work for where you can...exemplaria
+68Hey man, I'm here to chat if you like, about to send you...WallStreetOasis.com
+68My advice--don't be that guy. Just update your...IkeBroflovski
+68“I was drunk it doesn’t count!” Mate I’ve got...Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+69I love that I got monkey shit for being...Intern in IB - Gen
+67First internship interview ever - had been preparing the...getting_grady
+68When I was a sophomore and had never heard of WSO or...LReed
+68pls fix and resubmit. thxJohnnyLlamma45
+67Gotteemmmmbahopeful88
+68I always wondered if anyone actually bought those super...m_1
+67Hey dude. I'm going to keep it 100, the lifestyle change...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+67Not a fan of the UBS guys myself but I’d say you’re...Prospect in 
+67dont worry about it man I went into the wrong meeting...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+67What the fuck has this site becomeAnalyst 1 in IB - Ind
+72The bible, some of ya’ll need JesusAnalyst 2 in IB-M&A
+66Ok. What does a proprietary network look like for a...earthwalker7
+67Is this the dumbest question on wso?kerimk2
+66"Official" lmao. What’s the point in thisAnonymous Monkey
+66Venture Capital - Give expensive Christmas presents...Intern in IB-M&A
+66No, all economic activity is grinding to a halt but you...Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+66God, I hate Human Resources.Synergy_or_Syzygy
+65I bought my mother a Canada Goose jacket so she can fit...NESCAC
+65I haven't ever lateraled. Here is the conventional...APAE
+66I work at a large top 30 developer managing large...jjacobs06
+67Lol, this is legitimately one of the dumbest comments...InvestInYourShelf
+66Understand it's frustrating to have invested time and...YoungDumbFullOfRum
+65whiteAnalyst 3+ in IB - Restr
+65I like to bring a mailman outfit to work. I go into the...Associate 2 in Acct - Audit
+65Ever since I was a kid I've dreamed of having no social...iwork100hrweeksinmysleep
+66A "receipt machine?" This reads like the plot of a 90's...Lizard Brain
+65It's a slow day at work, so let me me share some of my...Sil
+64One time my boss sent me an email saying "good job" and...George_Banker
+65You're going to struggle to get there working for...APAE
+65let's hit the alligator closest to the canoeBluestar_Airlines
+64I saw a kid list his fraternity pledgeship as job...The Real Donnie Azoff
+64I don't know much about the Alabama IB scene, but start...BillAckmanOfficial
+64“Sorry bout the jug glance “ lolAnalyzeANDchill
+65holy shit it's you again why are you in EVERY thread...Intern in IB-M&A
+64Bro as a third year analyst at one of the EB’s you...Analyst 3+ in IB - Ind
+68Prob soon. In my area we already took everything from...Intern in IB - Restr
+70Aren't zoom calls stored in the cloud? Is it possible...BadDealFlow12
+63One of my friends told me a story of this girl who, the...Grimloge
+63Argentina has a financial crisis every few years. I...brotherbear
+63I don't think there is anything wrong with light jokes. ...David_Puddy
+63HUGE haul for the SEC. Congrats everyone, we got him PeterParkour
+63she can't be that ugly, can she?IRRection
+63not MY intern fuck up story but a “my intern” fuck...Associate 2 in HF - Other
+64P x ((1+(r/n))^(t*n)-1)Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+62I was an analyst at a boutique with no graphics...Bootstrap
+63A few years back, I was interning at a boutique tech...Mr. Deeds
+63How the fuck do you get him in the dryer though, isn't...Chuck Rhoades
+71Affirmative action, at its core, is a racist policy...Rufus1234
+64I'm not trying to be PC here, but honestly, I've never...NoEquityResearch
+62I'll take a job at any LOLnonTargetScum
+63**STFU** - Shut the fuck up LOLArmhoo1
+64shut up pledgebwhen
+62No one: Random intern: hey guys so here’s my...BananaCrazy3620
+68DB is not a BBmanaur
+62dIgNiFieD IVy LeAgUe FrAtTysixshooter69
+66Cool story broRupert Pupkin
+61*** If you read anything in this post, read the Third...SunTzu
+61Ahh yes, I believe this is called the Amy Schumer diet.Chuck Rhoades
+61sup bbyAnalyst 3+ in CorpFin
+63If this proved to be a successful initiative, soon...Analyst 3+ in PE - Other
+61BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK...low eq watchdog
+62Times are different now. Kids raised in nyc don’t give...KREBSCYCLEOMG
+61Im your boss. You're fuckedIntern in IB - Ind
+63Wear a mask, wash your hands, and don't hit the bar...Dry Powder
+66you say this as if finance bros don't make their entire...nontargetscum
+60I am only a freshman and don't know much My instincts...dmw86
+60I see a girl eating potatoes at an Irish pub down by...idaho
+60Not gonna lie, if you're pretty certain about it, then...MarkBaum
+60Who just joined? ItsTheSoggyBottomBoys
+60Mid 30s here, and I hear where you're coming from. I...m8
+60* "I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday" *...lapike
+61I wouldn't want a recession specifically to undermine...brotherbear
+65Because it doesn't add anything to the conversation....Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+60Tell them you’re actually AN INSECURE PUSSY Lloyd Blankfein
+60Yes absolutely. Analysts love inflating the number of...VP in PE - LBOs
+59Run a DCF to calculate the PV of future insults. On a...Massfinance1995
+60Dawg, I made an active choice to leave IB and pursue...aspiringchimp
+60Of course it was a terrible mistake from the intern, but...jordan25
+60Not as mad as the kid who's a non-target student and...JuicyJuice
+60Nothing will ever change public resentment for banks:...TrackBack
+61spin it back at them: interviewer: "why should we hire...AndyLouis
+59...HighlyClevered
+59jerking off in the handicap toilettakenotes08
+60Benjamin Franklin is my loved one.IStonkYouStink
+60Reconsider your friend group. Analyst 2 in IB - Ind
+61Interesting to read, surprised given my candidacy I made...A Posse Ad Esse
+60Great post, the preponderance of which rings true from...NorthSider
+58Why go work for someone at all? If you can make 1000%...Dingdong08
+60I would just like a steady girlfriend to plow on the reg...RobberBaron123
+60From what I've heard Salomon Brothers has a great...PeterClemenza
+58... Treat me like the fucking search feature on Google. Thatyalething2019
+59ever seen a fat slave? there's your answerthebrofessor
+59On a conference call, so I have plenty of time to...CRE
+58Sounds like exactly what someone at ExodusPoint would say.arslonga
+58https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx4poQw1mZoBullar Bear
+58SA offer: 2 month bender and sabotaged my GPAProspect in Other
+58Had informal chats with some members at the office I was...Intern in IB - Ind
+59If that scares you S&T must give you flashbacks to Vietnam. Intern in IB-M&A
+57Your situation is a lot more common than you think. With...wintercoat
+59*checks student loan balance* Approximately -$104,678.00Developer in RE - Comm
+57Never know when you might need the info. Interview going...HFer_wannabe
+57I walked in on the CEO taking a shit when I interned at...Gangster Putin
+57Did he crawl at graduation? Also, he ought to be...My Name is Jeff
+57Nice try, Patrick.BoBandy
+58Work for a year, then go another good school....HazelJ
+57I was asked this same question at one point last year...LeveredBetaBoy
+58When people look at you, then your wife, and are...gungun
+57This is why everyone hates wall street edit: wtf how...differentialequations12
+57I'm going to go with things you can't learn in front of...thebrofessor
+58Email his boss, "I'm interested in learning more...StrapYourBoots
+58Kid has balls IMO - easier to just take the rejection as...arb
+57ABSOLUTE flex god Intern in S&T - Other
+59Lol this is exactly why you could not answer the MD...Troy McClure
+58- bragging about money spent at gentlemen's clubs -...thebrofessor
+57Leverage both to DBAnalyst 1 in CorpStrat
+59Just stop eating you fat fuck hoonmin
+57Can confirm. My buddy was crushing work all year long...LongIslandBound
+56Ok this is a story I heard from one of the analysts I...Martian311
+56I'm not sure I've ever had an entire thread meant for...CRE
+57Lol, funny story. When I was a first-year analyst...Nudnick McMooch
+62This one is about as straightforward as it gets. If...The Warthog
+56How tall are you?REmonkey7
+56No, not allowed. Your celibacy makes you stronger.DDqjwopp
+56Liberal = Spend other peoples money Conservative =...DickFuld
+56go to my state school lolProspect in Other
+58Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened...Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+57They're all the same because you don't have a job /...FinancelsWacc
+56My dearest Penguin, It is with great trepidation that...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+56Oh hell yeah. Finally. My FAVORITE topic. I’m...Shaynepunim
+59Unbelievable. A VP in one of the world's most lucrative...mmpewso
+56“I am beyond humbled and excited to announce that I...Floyd 'Money' Mayweather
+57People like Evercore because of the name. It's one of...Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+56To be clear, I have great admiration for the Chinese...earthwalker7
+59FYI, I was born here, but my parents are from canada. So...Associate 1 in S&T - Other
+55"LOL, he doesn't even work in FO - plebe". Please...Fugue
+55lmao pulled out my mugshot on my phone during a superday...yessir1
+55Craziest thing I've ever seen in NYC? I think it would...DeepLearning
+55Check for bruises around the skin/peel. Bruising makes...whblax19
+56Catch him slipping outside work, pull up on him and...Dedline
+55Is it just me or is it cringeworthy when someone whose...m_1
+55You don't, you just channel your negative emotions into...LeveredCat
+5572 Virgins will be waiting for me after the completion...EliteStudent11
+55i dont care about prestige or anything i just wanna be...qocbd
+55orangemarker
+56Blackstone: Tired and scared (Because they accidentally...yiggyyaller
+58Is it me or is this forum experiencing more and more...ThatOtherGuy
+55Why are you hosting an AMA?Malta Monkey
+56I see what you are asking. The answer is yes, they are...Mr Perfect Hairline
+55Which banks have free snacks and what are the snacks?freesnacks
+55By rounding my 3.0 GPA to a 4.0 and faking internshipsAssociate 2 in Consulting
+54Off the top of my head... there was this analyst at my...CHItizen
+54macro bruin
+54Typical day at my IB starts off at 8am: the sun slowly...Keyser Söze 123
+54At lunch, in between rounds 2 and 3 of an interview for...Layne Staley
+57Sounds like you are a pussy? Deal Team Six
+56The banker saw several large tuna fish in his boat and...Pussy galore
+54Werent u just flexing ur Maserati like 2 weeks ago? wtf?!Tony Montana
+55Poverty. My mother died of a drug overdose when I was...justphresh
+54Working as a janitor at M.I.T.JAB123
+55I disagree with the posters above me. Saying the CFA...BobbySantiago
+58God not this shit again.NuclearPenguins
+56NGL sounds pretty tightSynergy_or_Syzygy
+64Is systematic and structural discrimination fair?...Intern in IB - Ind
+54HaRvaRd LaWYeR working at PjT Lol ok prospectAnalyst 2 in IB-M&A
+54Houston analyst I presume?TheBuellerBanker
+55And here we observe the 21 year old with 9 months of...Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+54Don't worry sweetie, they have collagen and botox in...lmaonade11
+57Moving from one career full of narcissistic assholes to...AllDay_028
+54Take the amount of genders that exist, then subtract 2....FratLord
+53I saw an intern at a BB checking in on his first day,...brosephstalin
+53I will always remember one of the first times I had a...Don Johnson
+53Yeah of course, but networking and recruiting is a...TrackBack
+53I'll toss in my thoughts as an appetizer to the main...Layne Staley
+53HUNDREDS of Instagram followersBanking Sucks Guys
+53The only thing more obvious than the fact that this is...Kassad
+53Pls go to LinkedIn and type in "Securities Analyst" at...Your boy Blue
+53It happens when you hire 80 people per class and rather...PatrickBateman1
+53To say you’re 27 and then ask if you’re too old is...MLCCM
+54Your wife is in grade school. Relax. PteroGonzalez
+53I’d rather spread comps than spread Big Mac sauce on...Intern in IB - Ind
+53AlrightAnalyst 1 in IB-M&A
+53The ability to do mock interviews with me. Prospect in Other
+53Generally speaking if you show up, put your head down...Black Jack
+53https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welles_CrowtherSir Sage Kelly
+52I'm a macro trader/strat, but started my career trading...brotherbear
+52Going on vacation to Cleveland?Itachi9506
+52You don't get into commercial real estate to be an...CRE
+52the biggest drivers of the markets are not who occupies...thebrofessor
+54Only wear black TURTLENECKS and JEANS. It will make...Lloyd BIankfein
+53I'm not in my mid-20s anymore, but when I started making...DetRustCohle
+52I have given and received my fair share of reviews. If...hominem
+53During the fall of 2001 (the tech crash) I went to a...TechBanking
+53From article: Lincoln said they have "standards and...whatstheplan
+55Shut the fuck up about your job in AM already man, good...Nudnick McMooch
+53Immediate scorn for all of the non elite that were going...George_Banker
+52I know when I think of RBC's giant balance sheet, 'EB'...s.ratnasw
+52Sounds like he's doing a good job at managing risk analystguy1
+52a lot of girls have heard of jamie diamondJamie_Diamond
+53haha bean boiQuant in HF - Other
+54You must feel pretty cool for putting someone...Maximum Leverage
+52bofa DEEZ NUTS haha fuckin geedIntern in IB - Ind
+52It’s definitely gonna come down to Moelis or FT PartnersPrincipal in PE - LBOs
+52Quit twerking for a bank bro Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind
+53@Pussy galore" I remember you fearmongering and telling...Prospect in IB-M&A
+52Remember hustling months ago at Cantor Info sessions....DerivativesTrader
+53Not a DB intern, but this type of statement is so...Prospect in IB-M&A
+53He kinda already did thoMr.JoeBaskin
+60That’s some pussy shit. Intern in IB-M&A
+53 I wanted money. I wanted respect. I wanted to be a...SonnyCrockett
+51I gave +1s both to the original post and Dingdong's...APAE
+51As a female I never even offer to pay it's always bought...GoldenCinderblock
+52Blessing in disguise. I'd never work for an MD who's not...guggroth93
+51DukeItOut
+51In a BB superday: "Tell me a joke." "What did 50...Johnny Peppers
+51I donate it to the Bernie Sanders campaign, he is so...TippyTop11
+51Best experience I had with this question: After...overpaid_overworked
+51Yah, sometimes they look at white males from non-targetsWanderingWanchai
+51Thought I ended a HireVue question but it actually...Conor McGregor Fan Club
+54This is the level of autistic behavior to expect. The...TNA
+51Stockholm syndromeSnappleApple
+51Couple years ago, I was interviewing for a summer...000killa
+51yeah get the fuck outta here bitchprospie
+51You'd be risking your life saying snigger in certain...WolfofWSO
+51type in goldman securities analyst on linkedin and look...VancouverHusky
+51not so much networking but a really bad first interview....earthwalker7
+54Maybe go work Uighur Muslim concentration camps. Your...Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
+52If we are assuming an economic recession by...leonardo dicaprisun
+51Loving the 1 SB for 'Helpful', like something thinking...The Pharma Guy
+52Genuinely curious why does everyone want to work at a...Nouveau Richie
+52You have climbed and are standing on K2 (the...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+53I have a 3.525 and I round it to a 3.55, and then round...Incoming Analyst in IB - Gen
+52Yeah, my firm's rep is pretty fucking important to me,...Works at Barclays Capital
+53A guy on my internship got kicked off for admitting to...Just The Tip
+51Smoke show of an intern we had, who was batshit crazy...da chief
+55Great question! I know how important these coffee chats...Flex_Seal
+50someone wanna break the news to him or should i chalupamonkey
+50god you sound lamemomnpopshop
+50Old boss tore his E-cig around the office. He'd always...Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+68Nobody should be expecting a bonus in 2020. If that...gufmo
+56what’s the point of saying this you annoying shit headAnalyst 2 in IB - Ind
+50Prob mass suicide of WSO usersVP in PE - LBOs
+51I think I said this in response to another one of your...BostonBoy
+50here i made your post betterIncoming Analyst in IB - Ind
+51Agreed. Bezos is vilified for accumulating wealth...Intern in IB-M&A
+51I wonder how the liberal target-school bankers will...kjwsjhdeoweioefnqeibqo
+52"I agree, Linkedin has completely lost it's mojo do to...JuicyJuice
+49Sounds like Michael Scott and Jan...shmalo72
+50Why's this a dumb answer? They should have bumped you to...Intern4ever
+49Right. We've all been in that scenario. Associates can't...Esuric
+50All of the below are based on either league tables,...lapike
+50just do it pussyGoldenCinderblock
+50 I went to an international high school, that had a...mbahopeful88
+51I think Edifice actually gives really exceptional advice...CompBanker
+49Exchange student cheats in college. News at 11Developer in RE - Comm
+49I know this isn’t what you are looking for, but...theATL
+53Ok here's what went down from my perspective. First of...mgaT
+49Jesus, you guys are kinda f*cked up. OP you seem a...Angus Macgyver
+49Depression, alcoholism, and salt & pepper hair.LeveredBetaBoy
+50This is a garbage AMA which could otherwise be so...ValueJedi
+49Take it from me - people who are very secure about what...s.ratnasw
+51In case you haven't heard this before: You're not...QuiltEmerson
+49Sir, this is a Wendy's.Dumpster Fire Yuppie
+51This debate will split among predictable ideological...CRE
+49Oh everyone watch out...the Big 4 “ladder” is in the...Intern in Other
+58Im a minority in finance, it was really hard taking all...GS_Diversity_Analyst
+50Dude it's more common than you think and just pretend...Prospect in IB - Gen