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+406When I was an intern once, had an MD go to Chicago to...GridironCEO
+268You're probably fucked to be completely honest. You...itsyaboi
+244How are you straight if you hooked up with a dude?Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+234Depends if my wife checks the credit card billsEngineer in Other
+201Let me guess, you're a UVA grad working in Real Estate...Max Heiliger
+194I’m a girl but thank you smalldepressedanalyst
+177Friday night: drinks at a roof top bar. Usually $20-25 a...Deal Team Six
+177There's a reason you're not at Blackstone, and it's not...Non-PC Broker
+166relax with the "we", internAnalyst 1 in IB-M&A
+160PE Firm: "We invest in B+ companies. They have a lot of...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+162it's called cocaine you moronguggroth93
+156Nope, both interns were male. What made it even better...Ryry
+151The answer to this is absolutely relative. It depends on...buzzkillington
+152Are you fucking kidding me? Get the coffee and shut the...SECfinance
+146ye fuck drugs i gotta roth IRA Intern in IB-M&A
+141Dumbest thing I said was in response to the dumbest...newyorkermonkey
+142That moment a democrat becomes a republicaniggs99988
+139Feel like this has been answered a million times but...Quaneaser
+137Patz, welcome to Wall Street Oasis! I'm sure a few high...Guest1655
+134*senior associateidaho
+129Jesus Christ, **Isaiah_53_5 Composite Prestige...PrestigeCaller
+131My boss sent out a tweet one time while he was high as...pingers
+126Winter = Fintechstoryofmylife
+134I know countless students that could blow all you target...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+125very common, I made 7 figures as an intern(top BB in...Intern in IB - Ind
+126You say he's an amazing guy but you aren't willing to...DidntReadAnything
+125You don't give up. Just because you can't land IB...I3DCashStaffer
+119These dudes are fucking cancerousleonardo dicaprisun
+119you are fucking idioticIntern in IB - Ind
+119Also, I did say "no homo" so I'm goodMr.JoeBaskin
+1171. Walk up to your dad 2. "Hey dad, do you have any...JoeEXOTIC
+116you're already on wso at work, starting good habits...AndyLouis
+116I’ve got a good one..... Recently I was working on...Trainer
+113Message my inbox with your phone number and let me know...Anon1254
+113You created this topic anonymously but then responded...Associate 3 in IB - Ind
+127lol welcome to the real world kid. Better think twice...Esuric
+114TLDR - there is no TLDR, life is complicated, read the...thebrofessor
+112Rub one out and reassess CRE
+112Oh, come on, give *him* something to work with. Half the...mmpewso
+111I made an amended list based on what you guys really...LongIslandBound
+106Glad to hear that JP Morgan has discovered conditional...Apple_iBank
+105I mean are you proud you did this?lost_canadian
+106There seems to be a handful of these posts every week,...QuiltEmerson
+104The biggest thing for me was just helping my mother get...Options Market Maker
+105When you reach "Human" status on WSO.Neutrino_CFO
+109What's up with all of the softy posts nowadays from kids...Fugue
+102What are your thoughts? “What the fuck is wrong...buysidebandit
+100If you're going to do something like that, go all in...Attack_Chihuahua
+100What a strange thing to be mad overIntern in IB-M&A
+100IDK how feasible the Golden State Warriors would be,...Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+99Hah! Nice try, mr. SEC-man.QuiltEmerson
+98If the bank wanted you to have a girlfriend, they...MaddCow
+98You're missing nothing. My dad never made more than...Alt-Ctr-Left
+98First of all, finish your unsettled business with your...Great Ape Jake
+96You could've just said "Yet another comment from...Howard Hughes
+95Interviewed at Goldman after my freshmen year for some...GridironCEO
+100Heres a tip, try charging your phone before taking a...The Best Guy
+95super cringesIntern in IB - Gen
+93I'm still waiting for a response to my 2019 SA...straighttohellxo
+93Cancel plans three times in a row due to your VP calling...Buzz_Lightyear
+92Some refer to them as 49ers.. 4’s that act like 9’Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+94you guys are straight up pussiesFloyd 'Money' Mayweather
+91Worked on a roadshow where we provided the book for an...overpaid_overworked
+94This is why Republicans and Democrats both suck. The...AllDay_028
+90planning on investing my 3rd. 20% into savings account...More Leverage
+90I love what @m8" wrote. People bandy the word...APAE
+90I heard that CS (Credit Sphinx) analysts had to run the...harrisoon
+90In no intended order: * Delete your username...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+90Judging by your ER background, you'll soon find out what...Pussy galore
+92You're wrong. The intellectual requirements for the...StateofNature
+89When I started interning at BB, we had this director...DatesExcelModels
+90T'was a bleak and drab evening, but even Zeus and his...Jamie_Diamond
+88One more thing: To summarize, loyalty to the firm is...NuclearPenguins
+88Yes, I would say the Wolf of Wall Street is extremely...EU_prospect
+87So Mickey Mouse is talking to his lawyer and and his...jb2
+86Had a phone informational, which went smoothly for the...atticus936
+86Back in the day, our trading desk was on a floor with a...TechBanking
+88IB keeps its rep because no one will admit they slaved...WolfofWSO
+87You're thinking is very linear. When I first started in...QuiltEmerson
+86Everyone wants it simply because they’re told that...BillMurray
+91I mean not to rain on your parade but isn’t that...DOW30k
+86What in the literal fuck are you talking aboutFinanceWannaBe44
+84Not me but a friend of mine; BB IB; "Where do you see...Jaxom
+84They're just butt hurt because their checks are so much...Mephistopheles
+84Evercore rents out a bigger islandmolderingpeanuts
+84I was actually introduced to the process while...rooster
+83( Gravy
+83No problem folks. One thing I forgot to mention -...frgna
+83...I'm actually a squirrel
+83Virgin tech hippie vs. Chad finance broBallsOnChinBoy
+81Given that the school you go to itself is a liberal arts...CHECK6
+82Every intern takes turns wrestling a shirtless Lloyd...Undercover meme
+82Rank: Top Bonus: Trash Me: PissedBanking Sucks Guys
+81Like members of a cult, most of the people on WSO are in...dsch
+81$100MM by 35. $10 by 40....CRE
+81Lol why does this seem like something out of like Pride...NuclearPenguins
+81I farted in an interview. It smelled really bad, so I...Prospect in AM - Equities
+87I saw it. People do dumb shit with status. I've seen...TNA
+80not an intern but a trading clerk: while trading in...SLIM
+86Hey, crap analyst. Stop throwing monkey crap and get...reformed
+80i don't know if this counts as networking but i was once...Floyd 'Money' Mayweather
+82Because ppl who ask these types of questions exist in Iviesnorthkoreanbanker
+96Also posting from a throwaway account, since this forum...banking876
+83no because no one gives a shit about canadaoulixeus
+79Thanks @Layne Staley" and @BobTheBaker" for firing...APAE
+78yeah, the answer would be no goiggs99988
+78Easy. Tell the interviewer, "You're a smart guy and...Sil
+78Must be Deutsche IBtoM7
+78literally only refer to numbers in basis points. TheShah
+79You should have said "OK Boomer"Pan European Monkey
+78Lmao top state school UF, UT, UVA, UCLA (assuming its UT...Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+78Who else though he was referring to pounds as in lbs,...Intern in IB-M&A
+79Somewhere in all of this is the Villanova dude that went...LReed
+79Anthropologists in southern France recently discovered...JohnnyLlamma45
+77I am very saddened by this news and I send my
+77Maternity Wards are gonna have OCR, so you better get...Orionsbelt1234
+78You should probably bring the oil unless you want him...I'm actually a squirrel
+77Depends. If you like finance because you're just really...Layne Staley
+80I would just sue them for racism if they did that to meGS_Diversity_Analyst
+76Hahah very clean toilets. Although I do like taking a #2...CRE
+76Seriously, grow a sack of nuts. You have hundreds, if...BillBelichick37
+77So you're saying that you don't like paying $4k/month to...Pmc2ghy
+76Good to see even the average joes have a god complexLeveredBetaBoy
+76"*The majority of the workforce is stupid and lazy*"....Elite_Bulge
+76Wait people In their 30’s still refer to themselves as...Madisonave
+76couldn’t care less about relationships but I’ve...Who is John Galt
+75In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most...TacosDeLengua
+75haha, you can see this even with BB annual investor...bleujob
+80Lol chill, networking isn't an easy thing to do and it...rubicon367
+75This made me feel better about being 5'8 thank youpatsfan947
+76My name's Mathew Giladi. I'm the profile you're...Mathew-Giladi
+76I wouldn't worry about it. By the time you are making...Prospect in IB - Gen
+75You don't truly understand the value of great HR people...Nouveau Richie
+74Strong first postmonkey_brah
+74Aunt Becky's kids must be some retards in wheelchairs if...2733278823
+81How about not going on an online forum and bashing your...NonTargetHardo2019
+74Thanks I think got cancer from reading that. BananaCrazy3620
+74Renege on bothProspect in IB - Ind
+74This has to be one of the dumbest things I've read on...anabananaboat
+74Imagine thinking, "hmm, I'll try banking" so you get a...Principal in PE - LBOs
+74I would wait for the interns to chip inAnalyst 2 in IB - CB
+73One time I got an email from my MD which said, "Thanks."...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+75You have brought shame to your family and to WSO. Self...DickFuld
+73Just one comment to Marcus. The way you describe...Marcus_Halberstram
+74This is the kind of BS that MDs absolutely LOVE to tell...xqtrack
+72"I'd ask for a different interviewer."GuiltyVeek
+72MD of Russian Gulag. A connection to national...SponsorPromote
+72OP based on your post history I’d worry about getting...thecoolkid1234
+72It depends on how you handle it, where you direct your...Dingdong08
+74I don't think a person in the building doesn't want to...Nudnick McMooch
+70Are there any guides on here for getting a top...Hugh Myron
+81No you shut the fuck up.REFinance516
+70I would risk losing a job over a hot coworker. Worth it.MonopolyMoney
+70One of our male interns managed to sleep with two...NuckFuts
+70Depends if the MD converted her that nightAusterity
+71~83% sure she took it as a compliment from someone...Angus Macgyver
+72Thanks! I got a sticker on my last writing assignment...AllStateRap
+70By "principal." I'm assuming you mean equity participant...Ricky Rosay
+72I stopped reading at " with all do respect"H-1Beast
+70Thanks, the landscape seems to change a bit every year....Synergy_or_Syzygy
+70Sorry to hear you were dinged during recruiting but...s.ratnasw
+70Asks socially retarded questions. Works as a quant....Intern in IB - Gen
+72Below is 100% factual: Goldman kids tend to be culty...VP in PE - LBOs
+70And then with PE recruiting pushed up to September, the...Incoming Analyst in IB-M&A
+80I fail to understand why she was being applaud. For...RedRage
+69Of course it was a terrible mistake from the intern, but...USC2MBA
+69On a scale of one to nature valley granola bar, how much...Presto732
+72There's no way to keep personal life out of the office...NoJobProspectsInSight
+71Found on the internet... An economics professor at a...WolfofWSO
+69X Æ A-12I'm actually a squirrel
+68My advice--don't be that guy. Just update your...IkeBroflovski
+69I always wondered if anyone actually bought those super...m_1
+68pls fix and resubmit. thxJohnnyLlamma45
+67Keep complaining and next time you’ll bring me the...NYYCRE
+68Heard a guy pronounce Deutsche Bank "Bulge bracket";...The Pharma Guy
+67Not a fan of the UBS guys myself but I’d say you’re...Prospect in 
+67The grass will always be greener. Let's go through your...quantgrunt
+67When I was a sophomore and had never heard of WSO or...LReed
+66Ok. What does a proprietary network look like for a...earthwalker7
+66What the fuck did I just readradio528
+66Interviewer: Why not go work for where you can...exemplaria
+67Lol, this is legitimately one of the dumbest comments...InvestInYourShelf
+66this thread is boring as fuck. Let me tell you how...GoldenCinderblock
+66Understand it's frustrating to have invested time and...YoungDumbFullOfRum
+65Hey dude. I'm going to keep it 100, the lifestyle change...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+67yeah if this was Walmart Staff Oasis then he'd have a...VCWannabe
+65Venture Capital - Give expensive Christmas presents...Intern in IB-M&A
+66Sorry, I'll edit it slightly. Please read...Prospect in IB-M&A
+66Dont say that too loudly or you'll be called racist,...tjo55
+79literally everything makes women uncomfortable. fat...xgozax
+64He ended up leaving the firm, broke up with his former...idaho
+66A "receipt machine?" This reads like the plot of a 90's...Lizard Brain
+64One time my boss sent me an email saying "good job" and...George_Banker
+64I haven't ever lateraled. Here is the conventional...APAE
+65Is this the dumbest question on wso?kerimk2
+64"Official" lmao. What’s the point in thisIntern in IB-M&A
+64I don't know much about the Alabama IB scene, but start...BillAckmanOfficial
+64“Sorry bout the jug glance “ lolAnalyzeANDchill
+65holy shit it's you again why are you in EVERY thread...Intern in IB-M&A
+681 application - > 1 interview - > 1 super day - > 1...thomasburges123
+64Bro as a third year analyst at one of the EB’s you...Analyst 3+ in IB - Ind
+63I bought my mother a Canada Goose jacket so she can fit...NESCAC
+63"You call that a shit?"r3v
+64It's a slow day at work, so let me me share some of my...Sil
+64You're going to struggle to get there working for...APAE
+64let's hit the alligator closest to the canoeBluestar_Airlines
+63Argentina has a financial crisis every few years. I...brotherbear
+63I don't think there is anything wrong with light jokes. ...David_Puddy
+63Hey man, I'm here to chat if you like, about to send
+64shut up pledgebwhen
+63she can't be that ugly, can she?IRRection
+62First internship interview ever - had been preparing the...getting_grady
+62I saw a kid list his fraternity pledgeship as job...The Real Donnie Azoff
+64I'm not trying to be PC here, but honestly, I've never...NoEquityResearch
+63**STFU** - Shut the fuck up LOLArmhoo1
+61*** If you read anything in this post, read the Third...SunTzu
+61I was an analyst at a boutique with no graphics...Bootstrap
+62How the fuck do you get him in the dryer though, isn't...Chuck Rhoades
+61I'll take a job at any LOLnonTargetScum
+61HUGE haul for the SEC. Congrats everyone, we got him PeterParkour
+61sup bbyAnalyst 3+ in CorpFin
+61No, all economic activity is grinding to a halt but you...Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+63If this proved to be a successful initiative, soon...Analyst 3+ in PE - Other
+67DB is not a BBmanaur
+60I am only a freshman and don't know much My instincts...dmw86
+60One of my friends told me a story of this girl who, the...Grimloge
+60Ahh yes, I believe this is called the Amy Schumer diet.Chuck Rhoades
+60I see a girl eating potatoes at an Irish pub down by...idaho
+60Not gonna lie, if you're pretty certain about it, then...MarkBaum
+60Mid 30s here, and I hear where you're coming from. I...m8
+60* "I'm gonna need you to come in this Saturday" *...lapike
+61I wouldn't want a recession specifically to undermine...brotherbear
+60I heard next week is 2023 superdays. Be on your guard.teaktable
+60Im giving my parents 1/4 of my bonus this year and...hopeful123
+59Run a DCF to calculate the PV of future insults. On a...Massfinance1995
+60Not as mad as the kid who's a non-target student and...JuicyJuice
+60Nothing will ever change public resentment for banks:...TrackBack
+59jerking off in the handicap toilettakenotes08
+60Benjamin Franklin is my loved one.IStonkYouStink
+59No one: Random intern: hey guys so here’s my...BananaCrazy3620
+59“I was drunk it doesn’t count!” Mate I’ve got...Associate 2 in Acct - Other
+58Why go work for someone at all? If you can make 1000%...Dingdong08
+59Dawg, I made an active choice to leave IB and pursue...aspiringchimp
+60From what I've heard Salomon Brothers has a great...PeterClemenza
+59ever seen a fat slave? there's your answerthebrofessor
+58Sounds like exactly what someone at ExodusPoint would say.arslonga
+58whiteAnalyst 3+ in IB - Restr
+59*checks student loan balance* Approximately -$104,678.00CRE
+59I would just like a steady girlfriend to plow on the reg...RobberBaron123
+57Did he crawl at graduation? Also, he ought to be...My Name is Jeff
+57Nice try, Patrick.BoBandy
+58Work for a year, then go another good school....HazelJ
+58I work at a large top 30 developer managing large...jjacobs06
+57... Treat me like the fucking search feature on Google. Thatyalething2019
+58On a conference call, so I have plenty of time to...CRE
+57This is why everyone hates wall street edit: wtf how...differentialequations12
+58Email his boss, "I'm interested in learning more...StrapYourBoots
+58Kid has balls IMO - easier to just take the rejection as...arb
+57ABSOLUTE flex god Intern in S&T - Other
+59Lol this is exactly why you could not answer the MD...Troy McClure
+58- bragging about money spent at gentlemen's clubs -...thebrofessor
+57dont worry about it man I went into the wrong meeting...Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
+59Interesting to read, surprised given my candidacy I made...A Posse Ad Esse
+58Great post, the preponderance of which rings true from...NorthSider
+56Your situation is a lot more common than you think. With...wintercoat
+57Of course it was a terrible mistake from the intern, but...jordan25
+56I'm not sure I've ever had an entire thread meant for...CRE
+57Lol, funny story. When I was a first-year analyst...Nudnick McMooch
+62This one is about as straightforward as it gets. If...The Warthog
+56I'm going to go with things you can't learn in front of...thebrofessor
+56No, not allowed. Your celibacy makes you stronger.DDqjwopp
+56Liberal = Spend other peoples money Conservative =...DickFuld
+56go to my state school lolProspect in Other
+56Why are you hosting an AMA?Malta Monkey
+58Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened...Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+56Had informal chats with some members at the office I was...Intern in IB - Ind
+55"LOL, he doesn't even work in FO - plebe". Please...Fugue
+56A few years back, I was interning at a boutique tech...Mr. Deeds
+55Craziest thing I've ever seen in NYC? I think it would...DeepLearning
+57spin it back at them: interviewer: "why should we hire...AndyLouis
+55I was asked this same question at one point last year...LeveredBetaBoy
+55Check for bruises around the skin/peel. Bruising makes...whblax19
+55Who just joined? ItsTheSoggyBottomBoys
+56Catch him slipping outside work, pull up on him and...Dedline
+56When people look at you, then your wife, and are...gungun
+55You don't, you just channel your negative emotions into...LeveredCat
+5572 Virgins will be waiting for me after the completion...EliteStudent11
+55i dont care about prestige or anything i just wanna be...qocbd
+55How tall are you?REmonkey7
+58Is it me or is this forum experiencing more and more...ThatOtherGuy
+56I see what you are asking. The answer is yes, they are...Mr Perfect Hairline
+56They're all the same because you don't have a job /...FinancelsWacc
+54Never know when you might need the info. Interview going...HFer_wannabe
+54Off the top of my head... there was this analyst at my...CHItizen
+54macro bruin
+54Typical day at my IB starts off at 8am: the sun slowly...Keyser Söze 123
+57Sounds like you are a pussy? Deal Team Six
+55Poverty. My mother died of a drug overdose when I was...justphresh
+55Blackstone: Tired and scared (Because they accidentally...yiggyyaller
+56NGL sounds pretty tightSynergy_or_Syzygy
+54Leverage both to DBAnalyst 1 in CorpStrat
+59Because it doesn't add anything to the conversation....Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
+54My dearest Penguin, It is with great trepidation that...Synergy_or_Syzygy
+54I am of the opinion that you’re a bitchIntern in IB - Gen
+54HaRvaRd LaWYeR working at PjT Lol ok prospectAnalyst 2 in IB-M&A
+54SA offer: 2 month bender and sabotaged my GPAProspect in Other
+58Cool story broRupert Pupkin
+54Take the amount of genders that exist, then subtract 2....FratLord
+53Yeah of course, but networking and recruiting is a...TrackBack
+53I'll toss in my thoughts as an appetizer to the main...Layne Staley
+53Werent u just flexing ur Maserati like 2 weeks ago? wtf?!Tony Montana
+53HUNDREDS of Instagram followersBanking Sucks Guys
+54I disagree with the posters above me. Saying the CFA...BobbySantiago
+53It happens when you hire 80 people per class and rather...PatrickBateman1
+53To say you’re 27 and then ask if you’re too old is...MLCCM
+57God not this shit again.NuclearPenguins
+54Your wife is in grade school. Relax. PteroGonzalez
+53I’d rather spread comps than spread Big Mac sauce on...Intern in IB - Ind
+52I'm a macro trader/strat, but started my career trading...brotherbear
+52the biggest drivers of the markets are not who occupies...thebrofessor
+53Don't worry sweetie, they have collagen and botox in...lmaonade11
+52I walked in on the CEO taking a shit when I interned at...Gangster Putin
+52Ok this is a story I heard from one of the analysts I...Martian311
+54Only wear black TURTLENECKS and JEANS. It will make...Lloyd BIankfein
+52At lunch, in between rounds 2 and 3 of an interview for...Layne Staley
+52I have given and received my fair share of reviews. If...hominem
+54The banker saw several large tuna fish in his boat and...Pussy galore
+53During the fall of 2001 (the tech crash) I went to a...TechBanking
+53From article: Lincoln said they have "standards and...whatstheplan
+52I know when I think of RBC's giant balance sheet, 'EB'...s.ratnasw
+52Sounds like he's doing a good job at managing risk analystguy1
+52Pls go to LinkedIn and type in "Securities Analyst" at...Your boy Blue
+52a lot of girls have heard of jamie diamondJamie_Diamond
+53haha bean boiQuant in HF - Other
+54You must feel pretty cool for putting someone...Maximum Leverage
+52bofa DEEZ NUTS haha fuckin geedIntern in IB - Ind
+53@Pussy galore" I remember you fearmongering and telling...Prospect in IB-M&A
+52Remember hustling months ago at Cantor Info sessions....DerivativesTrader
+52Which banks have free snacks and what are the snacks?freesnacks
+53Not a DB intern, but this type of statement is so...Prospect in IB-M&A
+51I gave +1s both to the original post and Dingdong's...APAE
+51Going on vacation to Cleveland?Itachi9506
+51As a female I never even offer to pay it's always bought...GoldenCinderblock
+52I'm not in my mid-20s anymore, but when I started making...DetRustCohle
+51lmao pulled out my mugshot on my phone during a superday...yessir1
+51I will always remember one of the first times I had a...Don Johnson
+51Stockholm syndromeSnappleApple
+51Is it just me or is it cringeworthy when someone whose...m_1
+51type in goldman securities analyst on linkedin and look...VancouverHusky
+54Maybe go work Uighur Muslim concentration camps. Your...Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
+52If we are assuming an economic recession by...leonardo dicaprisun
+51It’s definitely gonna come down to Moelis or FT PartnersPrincipal in PE - LBOs
+51Quit twerking for a bank bro Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind
+61Is systematic and structural discrimination fair?...Intern in IB - Ind
+52Genuinely curious why does everyone want to work at a...Nouveau Richie
+51Houston analyst I presume?TheBuellerBanker
+50I donate it to the Bernie Sanders campaign, he is so...TippyTop11
+50Best experience I had with this question: After...overpaid_overworked
+53This is the level of autistic behavior to expect. The...TNA
+50Couple years ago, I was interviewing for a summer...000killa
+53Shut the fuck up about your job in AM already man, good...Nudnick McMooch
+51Immediate scorn for all of the non elite that were going...George_Banker
+50someone wanna break the news to him or should i chalupamonkey
+50You'd be risking your life saying snigger in certain...WolfofWSO
+50not so much networking but a really bad first interview....earthwalker7
+52In case you haven't heard this before: You're not...QuiltEmerson
+51 I wanted money. I wanted respect. I wanted to be a...SonnyCrockett
+49You don't get into commercial real estate to be an...CRE
+52"I agree, Linkedin has completely lost it's mojo do to...JuicyJuice
+49I saw an intern at a BB checking in on his first day,...brosephstalin
+50All of the below are based on either league tables,...lapike
+50 I went to an international high school, that had a...mbahopeful88
+51I think Edifice actually gives really exceptional advice...CompBanker
+49I know this isn’t what you are looking for, but...theATL
+49The only thing more obvious than the fact that this is...Kassad
+49Depression, alcoholism, and salt & pepper hair.LeveredBetaBoy
+54Great question! I know how important these coffee chats...Flex_Seal
+49Take it from me - people who are very secure about what...s.ratnasw
+49Sir, this is a Wendy's.Dumpster Fire Yuppie
+49Old boss tore his E-cig around the office. He'd always...Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+49Prob mass suicide of WSO usersVP in PE - LBOs
+49Congratulations for overcoming adversity but let's drop...qbison
+53Screw diversity. It should all be about performance and...BobTheBaker
+52Moving from one career full of narcissistic assholes to...AllDay_028
+49you sound like someone who tried for ibd and missed and...interpaperhammer
+51A guy on my internship got kicked off for admitting to...Just The Tip
+48In a BB superday: "Tell me a joke." "What did 50...Johnny Peppers
+48Past experience: "You can just throw this together...PEREtzel
+48"Client loved the work, but we have some follow...George_Banker
+56Affirmative action, at its core, is a racist policy...Rufus1234
+49Recruiters are akin to low level club promoters.....ItsTheSoggyBottomBoys
+49OP's allowed to do whatever they want. And what I said...Fugue
+52Ok here's what went down from my perspective. First of...mgaT
+48Jesus, you guys are kinda f*cked up. OP you seem a...Angus Macgyver
+48yeah get the fuck outta here bitchprospie
+49This is a garbage AMA which could otherwise be so...ValueJedi
+48^yeah we totally need a bump every hour, fucking thanks guysIntern in IB - Gen
+48 Bear
+48Loving the 1 SB for 'Helpful', like something thinking...The Pharma Guy
+50This debate will split among predictable ideological...CRE
+48you're a retard for stopping at just one bank i will...Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind
+48Fuckkkkk the girls in 1OAK will have to wait an entire...DefinitleyNotAnUndergradWithoutAnyOffers
+54what’s the point of saying this you annoying shit headAnalyst 2 in IB - Ind
+57Im a minority in finance, it was really hard taking all...GS_Diversity_Analyst
+47If I were you, I would go for McKinsey. I made a...aspiringchimp
+48Smoke show of an intern we had, who was batshit crazy...da chief
+48Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. ReturningSomeVideotapes
+47Wrong forum.BillyAckman
+48Thanks for the advice. I've been looking at the HBS...AllStateRap
+47Right. We've all been in that scenario. Associates can't...Esuric
+47Yah, sometimes they look at white males from non-targetsWanderingWanchai
+47Thought I ended a HireVue question but it actually...Conor McGregor Fan Club
+471. Talk about a time when you solved a problem and had...PotatoSalad
+47I like to get drunk at extremely high-end cocktail bars...brotherbear
+48No one can give you a firm answer on this. Do you...APAE
+47Exchange student cheats in college. News at 11CRE
+47It’s insane. The waste and excess - I literally...johndoe2019
+48Beyonce is the single most overrated musician/performer...ValueCat
+48Sounds like you’re upset she won’t sleep with youBanking Sucks Guys
+55why the fuck do you care. Laugh in their faces, and...Pierre Ortiz
+50i hate this commie cuntFloyd 'Money' Mayweather
+47bad day for me to have sent out 40 cold emails to...Intern in IB - Gen
+48Dean Keaton
+47Oh everyone watch out...the Big 4 “ladder” is in the...Intern in Other
+65Nobody should be expecting a bonus in 2020. If that...gufmo
+47While I’ve been a longtime WSO member and it’s a...kanon
+46Sounds like Michael Scott and Jan...shmalo72
+47Blessing in disguise. I'd never work for an MD who's not...guggroth93
+46Not sure if this counts but here goes. When I was an...DeepLearning
+48TBH when I see: "Thought Leader | Innovator |...iBankedUp
+47I can't think of anything that I personally did, but I...Sil
+46I'm rich and I drink a lot.brotherbear
+46Yet again another comment from theaccountingmajor that...Wolfofgeorgestreet
+46Okay definitely go do that banking + PE stint first cos...Angus Macgyver
+47I don't care, good luckitsanumbersgame
+46Thanks for the post, I've actually never heard of SMU...Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+46Honestly... money doesn't mean shit to me. It's probably...mswoonc
+46Being concise is one of them and fuck do you need it dudeAnalyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+46I'm sure everyone is going to ask great questions but...BallsOnChinBoy
+48Interns are retarded these daysIncoming Analyst in IB - Ind
+46Well I haven't already "made it" per say, but I have...Prospect in Other
+48"Became borderline alcoholic (was having 4-5 drinks...DickFuld
+46one could make the argument that growing up very wealthy...BreakingOutOfPWM
+46Technically not an internship story because I never got...Sil
+45Affirmative action for banks does seem to be the...CREation
+45I'd live in hell if the pay package was lucrative...BobTheBaker
+45This only makes sense if your a girltimetogetserious
+48a) illegal immigrants b) black people enamored with...Layne Staley
+45At the bank I interned at, ankle hair was expected to be...QuestionsNeedAnswers
+46No one really knows why finance gets paid so much,...Esuric
+46Definitely" Dude acts like he...CRE
+45Sorry, but I do grow tired of these continuous rants no...The Real Donnie Azoff
+45Hate to break it to you bud, but this sounds like weak...Associate 2 in CorpDev
+46He kinda already did thoMr.JoeBaskin
+45I’ve interned at a BB and interned at an EB. I will be...Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+44Oh please. OP, here's a list for you: Silly shit...RE Capital Markets
+44I am shocked, SHOCKED, she is working in investor...BobTheBaker
+44Expectations vs. reality: Expectation: Clubbing all...deathTouch
+44alright smalls, sit down and shut up, I'm gonna learn...thebrofessor
+44He said she's rich tho. Full speed ahead homie slippy777
+44"We are a very entrepreneurial group here" = we are...CaughtShort
+44no you can't askfamejranc
+44Not sure I agree that it’s 60% luck 40% skill. It...traderlife
+45NoBanking Sucks Guys
+44I am so glad I don’t work for youMMBanker14
+45MD to Company: "There is robust demand for this bond...George_Banker
+44god you sound lamemomnpopshop
+441660's: Dutch West India for s&tIntern in S&T - Other
+46Listen here pipsqueak, you're already behind the 8-ball,...BillMurray
+44! :'m actually a squirrel
+44So my question is what is the catch here? High...redever
+45No brainer. GS compliance.Prospect in Other
+44If you think anyone at your firm cares about your 4.0 or...Analyst 2 in IB - Ind
+44I'm going to guess you're living within the western...Appley
+45outwardly, I'd never bitch about any of this , but since...thebrofessor
+43I came here because the thread appeared on the side bar...Cookies With Milken
+43Just stop smoking weedC.R.E. Shervin
+44Don't worry you'll do just fine in the finance industry....Guest1655
+44Her GPA and non-target school was necessary in this...BillBelichick37
+43Interview was going pretty well, was from 1:30 to 2:00...guggroth93
+43Sounds like he wanted you to rail his daughter and post...IB Analist
+43Would I like to have the same opportunity? Of course. Do...99_Steam
+44Dude great idea suggest "laser tag" on a Friday after a...BananaCrazy3620
+43There are obviously multiple paths your career can take....brotherbear
+43...ask me a question, then interrupt me as soon as they...Layne Staley
+46I take a bit of issue with this. I understand where you...Fugue
+43Working as a janitor at M.I.T.JAB123
+43Pull up in a rented Rolls with a hired "companion" on...iggs99988
+44just do it pussyGoldenCinderblock
+43Totally agree, thanks for posting this. Btw, do you...GoldmanGekko
+43You should probably take a hiatus from worrying about...Elite_Bulge