<span itemprop=name>Just The Tip</span>:

Did she end up converting?

alcohol into vomit?

Make Idaho a Semi-Target Again 2016 Not an alumnus of Idaho
 

Grimloge:

One of my friends told me a story of this girl who, the day before Brexit (S&T SA), went out to happy hour with her team, got extremely drunk threw up on their HR manager, and a MD had to take her home. Obviously, she forgot to set her alarm and showed up at 11am on the morning of Brexit.

Wait, who had to take her home?

 
Grimloge

One of my friends told me a story of this girl who, the day before Brexit (S&T SA), went out to happy hour with her team, got extremely drunk threw up on their HR manager, and a MD had to take her home. Obviously, she forgot to set her alarm and showed up at 11am on the morning of Brexit.

Sheeeesh, that's maaad.

 

When I was an analyst, one of our associates had to fly out of state for a bachelor party or some shit the day before Warriors season tix went on sale, which required purchasers to be on site. His intern went down to the box office on a Friday evening to sit in line and grab the tickets.

Thanks, let me know if you ever need an introduction in the industry.
 

A guy on my internship got kicked off for admitting to his MD that he did coke over the weekend, got sent to the banks health department before letting him go

Another guy on my internship got kicked off for asking another intern out (she told the manager she felt uncomfortable with him "sexually harassing her") and he went down for it, I know the guy and he's an alright person, think he asked her for a drink twice in the space of one week just she a bit out of order, girls have too much power in these circumstances.

Some other guy on my internship went to the networking happy hour and opened a tab telling everyone they can use it, no surprise people went overboard spending a few grand on his tab, no surprise he couldn't afford his rent and turned up at another interns house asking to move in until his next payment came in.

 

Especially if you're asking an intern out - interns don't have access to employment courts and are usually extremely vulnerable in these situations because they are less likely to speak out or complain because they are hoping to get a job after!

 
Controversial

literally everything makes women uncomfortable. fat people make women uncomfortable. frankly, women make themselves uncomfortable. yes, women have way too much power.

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
 
xgozax

literally everything makes women uncomfortable. fat people make women uncomfortable. frankly, women make themselves uncomfortable. yes, women have way too much power.

No way. Really?

 

You're falling for the classic "Survivorship/Reporting-Bias" error of statistical reasoning: You think women have all the power because in the rare situations they do it tends to be widely publicized. However, I can assure you that for every instance where a woman reported a man for a real or perceived mis-behavior and action was taken against the man, there are dozens and dozens of instances where absolutely nothing was done, or the woman's career was put in jeopardy for complaining. You simply don't realize this because by virtue of being a silent phenomena these instances where the man gets off don't "survive" or make it into the sample set that the public widely knows about.

Understanding and anticipating the existence of this statistical phenomena can help you in your career on the street as your interpret data and do backtests, as well as keep you from making rash judgements that will negatively impact your personal life. Take it from a quant. 

nicole
 

not an intern but a trading clerk:

while trading in the pit, one of our clerks went to grab all the traders lunch like most days. he got hit by a taxi on his way back (he was not severely injured but was noticeably limping).

he still delivered each trader their lunch in the pit (note that food was not allowed on the CME floor at the time so he had to sneak it past the security guards). hands down best clerk ever

 

Smoke show of an intern we had, who was batshit crazy (no surprise here), went out on the city every night. After staying out on yachts with 40 year old divorced bankers/lawyers till 6AM every morning doing all sorts of behavior she'd stroll into the office at 9ish. Since the manager was too busy and also happily married (not wanting to play with fire here, after all) she was left to her own devices. To go along with those DSLs and phat booty this girl had balls of steel. She'd sleep in conference rooms and on the couch in the women's bathroom for hours on end to make up for lost sleep - not that she didn't get enough time under the sheets. There were days she didn't show up to work, most mentionably when she went to Italy with one of these said suits. The best part? She bragged about getting away with murder yet bitched about not getting any responsibility.

She came to a happy hour once and within 15mins of my two buddies showing up she flat out propositioned them for a threesome. Some are just born wild.

 

one of the female interns during my sophomore internship teased our VP into verbally and seriously saying that he would sleep with her on the last day of our internship despite having a family and 2 kids. some ppl cant keep their dick in their pants

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

dicks are meant to free-wheel. never forget pants are a societal construct and not what nature intended...

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

ah yes, I am familiar with this specimen and they are the fuel of life my friend. you want to prove you are an alpha? survive a few of these ladies and you have achieved permanent BSD status; there is nothing the markets can throw your way that comes even close to the level of insanity you need to deal with these women! hell, being robbed with a gun pointed at your head will make you yawn once you've battled these mighty hexenbeasts and lived to tell the tale.

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG