Hooked up with the wrong person

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So I've been thinking about this for a while now and kinda wanted to get your opinion on this. I was a SA at a top BB last summer and wanted to go FT at EB(EVR, LAZ, PJT) so I didn't care about anything and ended up hooking up with an Associate from a different group. Turns out I didn't get into EB and received FT from my BB and now I am about to start this fall. I don't know how to handle the awkwardness especially after that Associate added me on LinkedIn 2 weeks ago. We are not in the same group but I think I'll be seeing him once we go back to the office.

PS. We both are guys and straight (at least I am) and I have a girlfriend and I don't know what to do about this whole situation.

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
May 9, 2020 - 2:28am

How are you straight if you hooked up with a dude?

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  • CEO in Other
May 15, 2020 - 3:34am

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May 9, 2020 - 10:56am
doobry666, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Someone took the advice to play the "LGBT+ card" a bit too seriously.

Appreciate the dedication and commitment, tho.

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
May 9, 2020 - 3:14pm

I think we're all thinking it, but nobody has explicitly asked... I'm sure it was a new experience for you. I'm straight, and not homophobic, so I've certainly been curious:

What did it feel like when you tried to sit down the next morning?

May 10, 2020 - 4:59am
Bruno-Araujo, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Analyst 1 in IB-M&A:
How are you straight if you hooked up with a dude?

You've made my day!!!

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
May 9, 2020 - 2:32am

Dude it's more common than you think and just pretend nothing happened at least that's what HR told me

May 9, 2020 - 2:34am
taradiddle, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Did the same thing bro

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May 9, 2020 - 2:39am
C8, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I think the other guy should give you a silver banana.

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May 9, 2020 - 3:12am
Corporate Raider, what's your opinion? Comment below:

tea

"Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent."

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May 9, 2020 - 2:42am
6969, what's your opinion? Comment below:

its not gay if you have your socks on

seriously just be cool about it. You would not believe how many people have hooked up in your office/friend groups/social circles that you would never have guessed; people are good at covering things up. We've all made some questionable decisions while drunk - it's totally normal if you both pretend its normal. I've personally hooked up with 2 of my friends in my closest circle while drunk and hooked up with a professor at my college before I was accepted (never had class but ran into them at a social function) and nobody knows anything about anything

May 9, 2020 - 2:49am
6969, what's your opinion? Comment below:

honestly just don't worry about it - you're probably fine. If he does become VP, it will be good for your career. However, don't piss him off or offend him - that could be bad for your career. You can't change the past, just be chill about things now and don't worry too much.

May 10, 2020 - 2:23pm
6969, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Get a kneepad for gardening - except this time, you're sucking seed and not planting it

May 9, 2020 - 2:58am
impin, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Curious how you explained that to your girl. Either way I think you should move on or tell your girl the truth. Especially if you're working together with him

May 9, 2020 - 3:15am
6969, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I would advise against telling your girl - if you hooked up with a girl you're best to avoid telling her about it imo, with a guy its 10x worse because people still have terrible stigma against bisexuality (not saying you are) but there's still so many girls who think any guy who has hooked up with a guy are 100% gay and not straight. Most girls aren't cool with it, they think you're gay, and might want to break up. So be cautious and smart.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
May 9, 2020 - 10:01am

for the first time EVER, you are dropping solid knowledge and wisdom while also mentioning getting fucked in the ass.

May 9, 2020 - 11:06am
Shaynepunim, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Do NOT tell the girl!!

If it was nothing, and you're trying to minimize it, don't give it any air time. You aired enough here, got it off your chest, vented, DONE.

Over. Next. Accept the LinkedIn, be polite, in 2 minutes he'll know you have a girlfriend (who knows nothing), and it's history.

Do NOT tell her.

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
May 9, 2020 - 5:43am

First I thought you are a dude hooked up with a female associate,..

Then read this sentence "I think I'll be seeing him once we go back to the office" I thought ohhh so you're a female intern...

And then this sentence "We both are guys and straight (at least I am)"...what the fuck lolololol

  • Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
May 9, 2020 - 1:22pm

It's high time that drunk office hook-ups included LGBTs. Jack accidentally banging Karen from compliance or whoever is so 20th century.

  • Prospect in AM - Equities
May 9, 2020 - 6:06am

I'm 100% straight and sck dck because im comfortable with my sexuality

  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 9, 2020 - 9:43am

actually am quite surprised and happy to see that most people aren't bashing him for being gay but are actually helping him out

  • Prospect in Other
May 9, 2020 - 1:09pm

it's 2020 boomer, no one cares if you're gay

May 9, 2020 - 10:08am
tom bernard, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Mr.JoeBaskin:
PS. We both are guys and straight (at least I am) and I have a girlfriend and I don't know what to do about this whole situation.

They had us in the 1st half, not gonna lie

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
May 9, 2020 - 10:30am

Look I'm sorry but if you're attracted to other men in the slightest and then acted on it, you must tell your girlfriend. What someone said earlier about girls not being cool with it is true, but you might be surprised. My situation is the reverse and it's always been better to be honest than have people find out from someone else (worst case). P.S. straight people don't have sex with the same sex. They almost always stay in the top region lol. Might want to reconsider your definition of "straight"

May 12, 2020 - 3:31pm
mbathrowaway3456789, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Analyst 1 in IB - Gen:
P.S. straight people don't have sex with the same sex. They almost always stay in the top region lol. Might want to reconsider your definition of "straight"

Might want to upgrade your understanding of human sexuality to v.2020

Apr 8, 2021 - 4:01pm
Credit Swish, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Yeaahhh no, you're not straight if you're having gay sex. If you can be straight while having gay sex then I can identify as gayLGBTQ and benefit from their hiring initiatives even though I only have straight sex

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
May 9, 2020 - 2:13pm

what in the whole fuck...between the story, the replies, everything. Not knocking you but in what world would you just hook up with a guy if you're straight. Also, is hooking up with dudes a normal thing (this thread kinda makes it seem that way)?? What is going on hahah

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May 9, 2020 - 2:23pm
chumpchimp, what's your opinion? Comment below:

How do you think the non-targets manage to sneak their way into IB?

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
May 9, 2020 - 2:29pm

It's more common than you think. You never had an MD/VP ask you stay late night to "work" on a deal during your intern days ?

  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 9, 2020 - 3:52pm

Yeah man NYU has such a big frat presence on campus

  • Prospect in 
May 9, 2020 - 3:08pm

For all the gays out there in banking.

Do you guys use Grindr to sleep with guys in other divisions of the banks? and do you not find it awkward if one blocks you and you have to work with them?

does the app even work in most offices? Would you advise against using it? it is like the only way I meet people because I am not out

are the LGBT network just another way to meet many peeps and sleep around like in uni.

Also an incoming intern, how do i strike a balance between making a max out of grindr and doing good work.

TBH sex is kinda my drug. so do analyst work so much that they dont have a regular sex life?

May 9, 2020 - 5:06pm
MavIB, what's your opinion? Comment below:
Mr.JoeBaskin:
PS. We both are guys and straight (at least I am) and I have a girlfriend and I don't know what to do about this whole situation.
That hilarious af. It's time to go see a doctor my friend.
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May 9, 2020 - 8:03pm
BBCinIB, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Dude, I sucked my cousin's dick when I was younger. No big deal. We're as normal as can be, don't even talk about it during the holidays.

  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 10, 2020 - 2:11pm
BBCinIB:
Dude, I sucked my cousin's dick when I was younger. No big deal. We're as normal as can be, don't even talk about it during the holidays.

Yo wtf is happening to this website? I can no longer tell the blurred line between sarcasm and reality... We really are in a recession lol

  • VP in PE - LBOs
May 9, 2020 - 9:59pm

Reminds me of something funny that happened to me once

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  • Associate 1 in IB - Cov
May 9, 2020 - 10:17pm

Would you say he used your face as a target? or was it more of a non-target

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
May 10, 2020 - 7:34am

OP now that you've succeeded with a lowly associate you're ready to up your game and try it with the MDs! Good luck

  • Intern in IB-M&A
May 10, 2020 - 2:15pm

Yeah dude, both of you most certainly are not "straight". No one accidentally hooks up with a dude themselves unless there is some underlying homosexuality within. Straight up.

I suggest you seek professional help because you are bi at best which is no problem, I just think you need a real outlet other than WSO. This is me being honest, and being from LA so I have seen your kind a lot. It's doing you, your gf, your family, and friends no good if you are deep in the closet and think that this situation is normal. What you did is not heterosexual behavior. Please seek the right outlet and I can 100% say WSO is not it.

However, I'm 85% convinced this is a troll attempt, so job incredibly well done here.

May 10, 2020 - 4:43pm
IBERST, what's your opinion? Comment below:

So I was reading this an was like "well if this person added oyu, probably not a big deal... plus this happens somewhat often, c'est la vie, you'll be fine."

Then you hit us with the "P.S." and I am LOSING it

If this is real, buddy you got more important life stuff to figure out than just a workplace hookup. Good luck with your can of worms.

  • CEO in Other
May 10, 2020 - 11:31pm

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May 11, 2020 - 5:11pm
Winnfield, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I hadn't visited WSO in ages (a little too old, first made my username over a decade ago).

I missed this kind of trolling.

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May 12, 2020 - 2:31pm
thebrofessor, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I just realized something. you did this last summer and are posting about it...9 months later? I have several questions

  1. what did you end up telling your girlfriend, if anything
  2. has this proven to be a one time thing or did you enjoy it so much you've gone back to the well
  3. who was top (v important)

if this is a troll, 10/10.

if this is not a troll, don't sweat it. I had 2 friends mess around with the same sex in/after college after having exclusively hetero relationships. one is back to being hetero (after a weird marriage to the same sex) and the other now has a higher same sex body count (likely was gay all along). both are happy, so I guess what I'm saying is, whatever makes you happy, do it.

May 15, 2020 - 11:34am
Dan Egan, what's your opinion? Comment below:
thebrofessor:
one is back to being hetero (after a weird marriage to the same sex)

You can't hit us with that and not gives us a backstory

May 13, 2020 - 4:10pm
CloseMinded, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Well this certainly changes how I will read future posts regarding BB.... Jokes aside if your seriously seeking guidance I would consider all the work it took to get to this opportunity, and try to move pass it. If you both really are attracted to women and somehow really just made mistakes then it shouldn't really matter. Hopefully he is as concerned about this as you are about it. I would absolutely address the subject before your working together to make sure your on the same page. If he isn't on the same page that doesn't make him a sexual predator you just have to tell him where you stand.

If your on the fence that certainly will thicken the plot, but regardless avoidance isn't going to make this go away., If your that worried have a couple of drinks before you make the call to discuss, apparently that really helps you relax....j/k..... There's no section in the U4 to report bicurious encounters, so keep it professional and carry on.

May 14, 2020 - 10:52pm
dracolnyte, what's your opinion? Comment below:

your gf: you cheated on me with my slutty gf didn't you? you: no your gf: how else can you explain the HIV? you: my associate, Dan your gf: oh....

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May 15, 2020 - 2:26pm
fuwad84, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Listen Joe, do not sweat it for a second longer. Most of your wallstreet colleagues, associates, drinking buddies, and the folks responding here are likely gay. How else would you describe the constant, daily anal pounding ya'll receive during work hours?

May 16, 2020 - 7:21am
TheBuellerBanker, what's your opinion? Comment below:

WTF? You were straight, and hooked up with a guy, and now are facing an awkward work hookup conundrum? I have been there with a chick before but jesus in the slight chance this isn't a troll, I would just say cruise and grind status quo on the work, not the bro, and gtfo so you can leave this nightmarish scenario

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Sep 22, 2020 - 3:04pm
harshbask, what's your opinion? Comment below:

are you sure you are straight? you just don't do something like that even if you are so drunk. just sayin'

  • Intern in PropTrad
Sep 22, 2020 - 4:45pm

And then guys on here wonder why girls aren't interested in them or in a long-term relationship...I don't think any decent woman is going to want you now ... Yuck!

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Nov 26, 2020 - 12:41am

Ahhhh yes, playing the LGBT+ card! Worked like magic for me as well, although giving head to an associate who just pulled a back-to-back all nighter and haven't took a shower in 2 days wasn't so easy.

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Dec 2, 2020 - 1:44pm

lol

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