Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+48 Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+48 Imagine this: You’ve just closed a $25M EV sell-side deal for an eastern Tennessee waste management company. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+48 Reply  with a “pls fix” tryyuav
+48 Watch your mouth kid Netanyahu's Greatest Soldier
+47 Most humble PE associate on WSO Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+47 Tell Mike to bounce on it crazy style  Principal in HF - Event
+47 When you get to FT the state school kids are going to steal your lunch and put you in a locker.  TechBanking
+47 We tend to be a lot more qualified than American candidates. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+46 I think you’ll make a great father lesbiangirlscout marketsigma
+46 Managing Director in IB - Cov
+46 Yeah, except that Trump cut funding to BLS surveying so he clearly isn't interested in any kind of greater accuracy. boomerslayer
+46 Mods this guy has sex ban him Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+46 2/100 is not 0.5% buddy. You might wanna ditch the IB dream and go Big 4 given ur quantitative skills  sifter107
+45 Sorry man, I only know the best for back office, good luck with the search! Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+45 Bro is the associate BallStateUni
+45 Alright I’m going to give a quick history lesson / fun fact because a lot of people don’t realize how close knit biotech banking is. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+45 fellas, is it gay to date women? Intern in Consulting
+45 The retardation of this administration knows no limits 8'Banana_Stacker'2
+44 I think unspoken rules-wise just use common sense. But I think looking back on everything. I would do these things to secure a return offer. asi123
+44 Bros getting frame mogged by the ASU frat leader Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+44 GS under Blankfein FailedInFinance
+44 Holy victim mentality  Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+44 Age: 23YoE: 0.5Role: IB Analyst in NYCCash Comp: 110k with mid bucket bonus (not explicitly told this but I fell asleep before comments came last night) so let's say 150k  Prospect in IB-M&A
+44 Most senior MDs sat in the printing room their entire internships, now they're asking for timed LBOs lol Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+44 That sign off was so tough bro. Chills. Summer Associate in HF - Event
+44 Can someone explain why the fuck this country is so obsessed with Israel and constantly helping Israel? We love Israel more than our own citizens  dukeblue2019
+44 Bro shut the fuck up. You made $200K working 60 hours a week in fucking missouri. i’m in nyc getting bent over 100 hrs a week for half that and eating eggs out of a mug. ExcelSexcel
+44 Couldn't disagree more, place is filled with insufferable bots  VP in IB - Gen
+44 my big4 inches (in)to your mom Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+43 How the fuck would this affect recruiting? Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+43 Holy shit ur a loser Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+43 knowing whats going to move tomorrow is kind of your job Research Analyst in HF - Other
+43 Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+43 Bc the j*ws run the banking industry lol. Shabbat Sholom XD Intern in IB - Cov
+43 Ok so when I was a little bit younger (25), I met my now wife and we had only been dating a few months when Valentine's Day rolled around. Associate 3 in CorpDev
+43 Ask chat kareyez
+43 Anonymous Monkey: Shut up goy. It is an honor to take an Israeli's work every Friday. We must all strive to sacrifice for Israel KageSelly
+42 Uncle went to Stanford for UG on a full ride. Had a very humble lower class background so this was not through connections, it was from outworking the competition. Associate 3 in CorpDev
+42 Brainrot.  VP in PE - LBOs
+42 This isn’t gen z attitude, its entitled ivy brat attitude. Try talking to non targets. jamesDimon999
+42 hope this story makes you feel better while watching the homeless shit GS under Blankfein
+42 I’d leave once you’re 9-12 months in. Generally, that’s an acceptable point where you can start interviewing without pissing off boomer interviewers. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+42 congrats on your H-1B visa WeezyWizzard
+42 financeax
+42 Associate Consultant in Consulting
+41 kinda cheesy but you can't find a way out if you don't believe there is one. everyone that chooses this career path is optimizing for prestige, money, or knowledge at the expense of their mental health. Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+41 Exactly. overandout
+41 Don't expect many comments on this one - if it's not about the unfairness of DEI to non-targets, most on WSO aren't interested Ldncitygirl
+41 This is next level hangxiety  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+41 UC Irvine absolutely crushing it this year with a few people landing Big 4 tax internships Associate 1 in CorpFin
+41 Sorry boomer, we WILL cut you out of your own shop Associate 1 in PE - Other
+41 I really hope he wins. I'll support any voting decision that hastens the flight of top financial firms & corporations to MIA/DAL and accelerates the decline of NYC/SF. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+41 Least autistic Wharton student jefferiesdotd - dead on the desk
+41 10pm every day is still late lol. Are they staffed on different things? Are they leaving the office to go wfh? This reads like you’re an insufferable hardo that’s mad someone isn’t suffering as much as you. apetrynamakeit
+41 Vast majority of people in IB don’t believe in God and treat other people like shit.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+41 Are you really questioning if Dr. Rahm A Dik In Mah As is an alias tied to a fake identity.  Let's not question the Dean of Cognitive Healing @ Harvard. That is a prestigious title. jacobcrawford
+41 Excellent culture in and out of the office, very friendly EDs. Definitely a lot of asians/indians/arabs there but heard its okay bc they dont smell like curry. Culture wise, they love basketball players Prospect in IB-M&A
+41 Moelis HR making threads on WSO Associate 1 in PE - Other
+41 Intern in IB - Gen
+41 But remember guys, if you get a private equity offer you become public enemy number 1. Yes, the same firms that overwork all of us have the audacity to call us “unfaithful” if we dare to think about an exit. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+41 I think front office banking roles are actually some of the most insulated from AI disruption and junior bankers actually stand to benefit from this technology. VP in CB
+40 Not only do Asian guys work the hardest, they are also the cutest.   Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+40 When I received my offers from them Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+40 Gonna give a detailed response here / left the bank somewhat recently over many concerns I had. Retired in IB - Cov
+40 My bank is decently ranked, good list. Intern in IB - Gen
+40 Congrats, you sold your soul. You saw an opportunity and you capitalized. Just remember that it’s suicide to come out about this. Nobody can tell you what to do now. rolo25
+39 Actually yeah you're so fucked, the boy you were seeing is going to tell his dad who is going to tell all the banking MDs (who obviously all know him at every bank) about this random underage girl drinking at his house. Research Analyst in ER
+39 If I went on the internet and googled fat midget latina getting golden shower by autistic danish gay party clown and hit enter I'd see a lot of fat midget latinas getting golden showers by autistic danish gay party clowns. Intern in PE - LBOs
+39 younger generation needs to push the older generation out and pull each other up. we've been screwed with housing and gone are the days of the rank & file at banks / PE firms making actually good $. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+39 Notice how several male juniors have passed away in the recent past but it took a white DEI Beckie to just suffer from anxiety and lack of sleep for it to be contested in court.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+39 I think what society needs is less racism and more sexism. Racism is just silly. I grew up in the 1990s and people got along. It wasn't until the 2010s that all this racial division became a thing. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+39 Analyst 2 in IB - Gen Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+39 First, yes - having a stronger periph will maximize your return offer odds. It's the ultimate indicator of being able to effectively juggle many tasks. Prospect in IB-M&A
+39 Start a charity and use your experience with data analysis + problem solving to actually make other people’s lives easier. OverleveragedUnderappreciated
+39 So much tension… you know what you need to do  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+39 Nah that mother of a 4 year old girl was definitely a domestic terrorist, just like border barbie Kristi Noem said. Please reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.  PokerSlopWars
+39 Congrats on UBS mrjackpots
+39 If someone only paid me $90k a year yet made me pony up $30k per deal for buy in, I’d probably Luigi Mangione them.  CRE
+38 UBS = Uve been scammed Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+38 It’s not as crazy as it sounds. Wall Street has actually seen organizing before. Prospect in IB - Cov
+38 Well, no more segregation and queue jumping. Welcome to the new world, compete on your own merit.  Quant in HF - Other
+38 Congrats. Another $1T of the US economy cooked and oil prices raised to historical levels because illiterate mongrels like you think war is funny. DebitSuisse
+38 a lot younger than you, but hang in there man. reputations are sticky, and by the time bonus season rolls around people will have forgotten. most importantly, be kind to yourself. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+38 NEW POLL: MONKEY SHIT this post if you are enjoying your UBS GB experience, or SILVER BANANA this post if you are NOT enjoying it Analyst 3+ in IB - DCM
+38 I much preferred in-person superdays – both for SA and FT. Way more fun and easier to connect with the bankers when I can shake their hand instead of wave over teams. Incoming Analyst in IB - Restr
+38 We had a similar situation with the Anchorage mayoral election but deal flow wasn't changed. lucien_de_montclair
+38 People love to throw shade at IND/FIG for being sweatshops, but the culture in GS Healthcare is genuinely one of the most toxic and unsustainable groups and somehow escapes the same level of scrutiny. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+37 Congrats on Volkswagen Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+37 if you care about this you are an incel  financialrepublic
+37 Damn where are all of the WSO Pedo Protectors? I see someone is already out here throwing anonymous monkey shit in defense of Epstein.  PokerSlopWars
+37 You're not a bad analyst, you're in a bad group. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+37 Companies have been increasingly treating applicants and employees like shit for years.  CRE
+37 Lmao you found a girl in Harvard/MIT, that I assume is pretty enough for you to date her, actually cares about spending time with you, likely willing to try and make it work, is only a couple hours commute from NYC, and yo Prospect in IB - Cov
+37 So about those Epstein files... CRE
+37 Most intelligent MD crispycoconutrolls
+37 Corp_titanHer tires spun when aimed directly at him: attempted lethal force. CRE
+37 Jeet fatigue Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+37 We're not gay. We're just tired of all the b1tching and nagging (like in this post). Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+37 I’m Jewish and in banking. I recognize, in the context of the current political environment this may be “controversial” but am just going to be as objective as possible. Couple reasons why. Prospect in IB - Gen
+37 "I was "the most qualified applicant they have ever seen"." You also think the stripper really liked you? Associate 1 in PE - Other