Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+35 The end of your link being “utm_source=chatgpt” is killing me local_finance_bro
+35 Woooooosh Associate 3 in CorpDev
+34 I thought 2026 was supposed to be the year. Everyone was saying “survive in 25” so wtf is it for 2026? Eat a bag of dicks in 26? Ralph Lauren
+34 SB this post if you think MV is doing a bad job  MS this post if you think MV is doing a good job  Intern in IB - Cov
+34 Day-to-day is making voodoo dolls of PE associates then responding to questions like "Hey I know the business is hundreds of millions of EBITDA but can you bridge the MoM increase in other SG&A? Principal in CorpStrat
+34 Rowing man, you should be looking to grow as much as possible in these years and high level sports are an awesome way to do that if you take it seriously. Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+34 Build a cost per f*** model project it out over five years then discount back to present value - the cost of hinge premium Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+34 Before I got into IB, I remember seeing 3 young guys in their early 20s also (probably analysts) at Mr Purple in NY staring at their phones sitting by the pool with a bottle wearing vests and deal sleds and not talking to Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+34 financeax
+34 Congrats on Tidal Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+34 The Co-President Investment Bank about to carpet bomb the analysts and just zero out all of their bonuses Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+34 This all absolutely sucks and I’m sorry, but frankly working on your wedding/honeymoon and during family emergencies is largely on you — you need to learn how to say no. Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+34 Associate 2 in IB - RestrGo get laid intern how's the hairline bud Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+34 lkfdshfkhask: johnny_quest007
+34 I also believe petites are the future Intern in IB - Gen
+34 bros a cat Analyst 2 in PE - LBOs
+33 My username is CharlesCheeseI've been a member for 3 years and 11 monthsI really enjoy your contributions to this site CharlesCheese
+33 Congrats on GPT premium. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+33 You’re asking people who can’t even leave a job that gives them heart failure Intern in IB-M&A
+33 What the fuck is this A7777
+33 See, I would buy this explanation if it wasn’t for the fact that Trump explicitly said, in writing, that the nonfarm payroll data was intentionally and maliciously manipulated to make him look bad. Jack's Smirking Revenge
+33 This comment section might be the most sexist, racist, and nastiest I’ve ever seen. Nothing wrong with Asian American women / female bankers lol Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+33 Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+33 every moderately successful finance person is paying to subsidize like 15 people.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+33 I’m not gonna lie you’re probably fucked. mrjackpots
+33 “Himself 2.0” you sound like the most insufferable person to work for OAT 😂😂 Assistant in Acct - Audit
+33 Foreign concept to wso, lol Intern in IB - Gen
+33 You may be completely missing the point of this post. VP in PE - LBOs
+32 I was in the ringer for ~17 months for recruiting. Started November 2022, Ended briefly March 24, started back up from July - October 24. Gold-ManSacks
+32 you need retards to boss the arrogant AN2s around and show them how it’s done Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+32 Freak the fuck out it’s over Intern in IB - CB
+32 Before you quit, start pushing back hard. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+32 Damn, that sucks. *Sips coffee in LMM, working 40 hours/week, $450k total cash comp VP in PE - LBOs
+32 This is actually a good thing, you want a CEO who has that dawg in them.  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+32 u chopped sorry Associate 1 in PE - Other
+32 MF  Would summarize the overarching trend amongst Associates at my shop as "increasingly disillusioned". Reasons why:  Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+32 you probably would have done well on the buy-side about 200 years ago l.12
+32 just ask her out already man Prospect in IB-M&A
+32 Managing Director in IB-M&A reformed
+32 Hear me out, If you are willing to go down market, I think you would be surprised with your background how few hours you could work. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+32 Nobody should get preferred treatment but everybody should get a minimum floor that respects basic human biology. Doctors say we need 7-9 hours of sleep per night.  Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+32 You should really seek some help, it is not normal to be this obsessed with your ex-employer.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+31 Commenting to try and get the post more visibility -- i personally have no concrete advice, but wanted to wish you the best. It is quite noble for you to keep your family in mind. Keep fighting.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+31 Most helpful VP Prospect in IB-M&A
+31 Current Canadian at Evercore. Here is what is fact and what is largely speculation:Here is what is fact:  Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+31 Let’s say you have an uncle named Bob. Bob asks you to lend him a fork. Twenty minutes later, Bob creeps up behind you and uses the fork to stab you in the butt. Prospect in IB - Cov
+31 Somebody get this guy staffed ASAP Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+31 I'm convinced Ozymandia has burner accounts boosting their posts because I can't imagine such an egregious take getting 5+ SBs. We don't even know if the shooter could've legally owned a gun at this point. iercurenc
+31 Walked into office early one morning to a desk with 3, empty white Monsters on top and a sleeping intern underneath. It was his first week. rolo25
+31 If you ever wonder why people are so anti-immigrant in the comments, maybe you should check your attitude.  Swashbuckler
+31 I only see my net worth going up between $300-400K a year, including savings and increase in value of PA  Associate 3 in CorpStrat
+31 Would u mind telling me ur bank and group to make sure I don’t ever join it? Intern in IB-M&A
+31 Really going through all that to try to bait “congrats on citi” replies? VP in PE - LBOs
+31 It stems from one main idea: fear of losing jobs (or making job markets more competitive) and the shift of elite economic status to east and south asians. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+31 All good lil bro. Still got time before KPMG kicks off. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+30 . Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+30 Yes. If he’s shown some improvement and is receptive to feedback it’s worth keeping him for that. Remember he’s 6 weeks into the job  Ignore intern I’m a 3rd year asso  Intern in IB-M&A
+30 I was asked if I was working part time when leaving at 1:30am so there's always worse Intern in IB-M&A
+30 Ordering milk is fine — just don’t ask the alum if they’re ‘harboring any enemies of the state.’ That’s generally frowned upon in coffee chats. DealFlowDan
+30 Cool bro go put the fries in the bag somewhere else then Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+30 FBI is not even close to high test. You’re spending your days chasing another man who makes more money than you. Intern in IB - Gen
+30 I moved here because, well, I had to leave the States, but I picked Thailand because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know? And when I got here, oh I was like kid in a candy store. Angus Macgyver
+30 Are you a woman?  VP in PE - LBOs
+30 Not exactly sure how we got to the point of comparing UBS to magicians assistant. If I was a magician’s assistant I’d be pretty offended to being compared to UBS. thelegend272829
+30 Affair with his wife is the real answer here  PM in HF - Event
+30 I think BoyWithRizzz recommends to avoid if you have any other option Gokagolover
+30 French Orchestra kvaradona
+30 Congrats on the offer Works at Deutsche Bank
+30 No. Enjoy the underclass. Analyst 3+ in IB - Cov
+30 I moved to Chattanooga a few years back and couldn't have made a better choice. lucien_de_montclair
+30 People see through this stuff, not gonna work anymore. I’ve been in multiple round table discussions where after we were explicitly told by HR we couldn’t hire the “non diverse” candidate. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+30 Congrats on UBS! Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+30 >she is quite liberal >long distance Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+30 because there are smart people from other schools?  Coastee
+29 You can either 1) post this on a dump like reddit where you will get plenty of “amerika bad” sympathy points, or 2) invent a time machine and ask this question pre-1776 when we may have cared. VP in PE - LBOs
+29 The Bible explicitly condemns usury. Today you'd interpret that word as meaning exorbitant interest, but back in the day the Catholic Church interpreted it to mean any sort of financing / interest. VP in PE - Growth
+29 The strongest legal case would revolve around analyst misclassification under the Fair Labor Standards Act (29 U.S.C. §213(a)(1)). Summer Associate in IB - Cov
+29 Did you do compliance training at all? Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+29 Does FGLI mean fucking ugly? Associate 1 in PE - Other
+29 They have practice deliverables, up very late at night to finish sneakymonkeyib
+29 Sir thank you for taking the time - I would like to know how many bathrooms are on the floor  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+29 agree god bless our beloved asians GS under Blankfein
+29 It's all a function of how much money you make. If you're a top .1% in a hedge fund, you make more money than any pro athlete. If you're a .1% in tech, you're likely worth hundreds of millions of dollars.  usernameladiesman217
+29 I hear you. I'm a white male born and raised in rural US, went to college, moved to New York. I didn't immediately get into banking at first. It absolutely sucked, I had to pivot around. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+29 Ok but when can I say nigga in the workplace again? iercurenc
+29 If true, this is disgusting behavior and an abuse of power… if the gender roles were reversed this would be on the front page of the WSJ.   Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+29 Do not listen to this guy. You are not in the wrong at all for not giving the bank name. Intern in IB - Cov
+29 Can always count on MMPM for some boner response on literally every post Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+29 FastNotSoFurious
+29 Ignore title, but just about to make it through my analyst years. A number of items as you have listed above worked for me. Made some internal rules that I followed. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+29 I see quite a bit of hate on this one and feel obliged to tell some US folks to go fk themselves, respectfully.  FinnesseGod
+29 Tadpole trying to give life advice over here lmao Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+29 No more segregating people based on the color of their skin. Feels good man. brianplord
+29 First they took away the blockbuster deals And nobody said anything because we were “leaning into strategic dialogue” with the right clients Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+28 Nah if you this slow you aint "good" Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+28 Nancy Pelosi Gold-ManSacks
+28 Intern in IB - Gen
+28 If you're going to cheat and you're already making good money, get a 21 year old Eastern European sugar baby from DUMBO House instead of a stressed out 7/10 MBA associate girl Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+28 Alternatively if your dad becomes part of the admin you can skip MD and become CEO before 30. VP in PE - Other
+28 Yes, you autist. Message him. Keep it cool. Associate 1 in IB - Gen