Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+28 Unions only start when/if there are large abuses of their employees. Could be the case too Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+28 Congrats on PJT M&A Intern in IB - Cov
+28 I hear Wells Fargo Anchorage branch is looking for people just like you! Prospect in IB-M&A
+28 Okay you have a big dick bro, we get it Intern in IB - Gen
+28 Deep rooted insecurity stephen4056
+28 JPM Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+28 Intern in IB - Gen
+28 OP tried to do a "top-tier BB (think GS/MS/JP/UBS)"  Research Analyst in ER
+28 If you're going to cheat and you're already making good money, get a 21 year old Eastern European sugar baby from DUMBO House instead of a stressed out 7/10 MBA associate girl Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+28 Yes, you autist. Message him. Keep it cool. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+28 good lord these “why aren’t analysts fratty” posts are so fucking annoying LOL. Shmova_Mendoza
+28 I think too many people are jumping to the conclusion that headcount will be eliminated. Was it eliminated when the industry moved from paper to Excel? PEanon
+27 FWIW my 2 cents is it’s unprofessional / shows a lack of judgement to post specific peoples names on an online forum, unless they are a public figure. asdf1248
+27 The wealthy elite have made billions off the backs of abusing analysts. Over last decade tens dead (Mental health/Drugs/Stress), hundreds hospitalized, maybe thousands hospitalized. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 Anyone that doesn't say Option 1 is an actual moron. gufmo
+27 MDs would violate the Geneva conventions to get an extra million in fees  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 God, mentioning M&Ms reminds me of my old MD who was obsessed with the smurfs. He had a huge jar of only blue M&Ms on his desk all the time. And how did he get this? VP in PE - LBOs
+27 average Booth associate Intern in IB - Cov
+27 What you see as false deadlines may be them building in lead time so that they can refine your work product before it gets to seniors M Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+27 “Associate hates me because I deprioritize their work…  how can I get them to stop hating me…?” are you retarded?   Works at Citigroup
+27 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+27 You have a cap of 85k H-1B visas a year, in a country of 350 million people. Associate 2 in Consulting
+27 Watch the episode of the Soprano’s where Meadows boyfriend picks up the check then decide BigChimpin86
+27 This reminds me of the time I accidentally ended up in bed with Jessica Alba. I too did not fully understand what I had gotten myself into, but like REPE, she was both gracious and exciting.  IsItREPE
+27 Associate 1 in PE - LBOsVP in PE - LBOs PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+27 You guys keep voting Republican and then Republicans keep increasing the debt. CRE
+27 Given how centerview folded in their case, I think analysts have more power than they realize Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 "I was knee deep drowning in wet pussy" These are the sentences that bring me back to this website. anonanonymous
+27 Santander is basically Credit Suisse. Many groups moved over there instead of staying with UBS once CS collapsed. So, good culture, good people, great experience.  chasejames677
+27 do not redeem  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+27 Please don't waste her time Tracer85
+27 You will be a Piper intern then IBIBIBIB123
+27 On Monday, just come in early and sit in the MD's chair. Say to him, "I am the MD now." You will go down as a legend. HarvardMD
+27 congrats on making it to sixth sentence without letting every one know you go to Harvard! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 first congratulations, you can update your username Intern in IB-M&A
+27 Hands down the most regarded comment section. Y’all are just incels 😭🥀 kr15001
+26 "I don't really take shit from people"- Managing Director in IB-M&A VP in PE - LBOs
+26 Everyone talks and complains about price gouging, avoiding PE owned business because quality sucks, prices are sky high, and we should all spend our money locally - and talks about how CoL is sky high. kvaradona
+26 Continuing to log in to this website  CRE
+26 At UBS, targets, semi-targets, and non-targets all go hungry  Intern in IB - Gen
+26 60+ tabs sounds like a skill issue on your part. What are you trying to do model out how many times your residents flush the toilet. larry david
+26 Asian girls from NYU Stern think Hinge is a networking app for IB  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 Oh god why did I click this thread dukeblue2019
+26 Well first, congrats on Lazard. Let’s bump that puppy down to EB tier 2 along with Moelis and PWP, thanks. Second, go get laid intern. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 as accurate as my first dcf Intern in IB-M&A
+26 The gap between target and non-Target is the most interesting part of this. EllyEquity
+26 Allow me to offer profound life advice based of my first six weeks of working FT.... Women didnt want me but my 60 year old balding MDs do, so now I feel the warm and fuzzy inside  Associate 3 in CorpDev
+26 UBS fucked over half of their 2022 intern class who had signed return offer contracts and were supposed to start in July 2023. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 It seems like this content is not included in my knowledge base. I'm sorry, but it looks like this may be out of my ability to answer... maybe some of the links below might help? WSO Monkey Bot
+26 Congrats on Forvis Mazars KageSelly
+26 6 YOE in nyc. I worked with plenty of “H1Bs” and turns out they aren’t that different to you and me. Hungry to do well and wants to make money... cowleycrackheadd
+26 Family businesses are complicated SF_Giants
+26 good post. basically be a submissive cuckold and you will flourish. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+26 What you’ll find is students have all the smart sounding ideas rehearsed thanks to AI but don’t actually understand any of them. Stick around for the QnA and you’ll see what I mean. war dog
+26 Make your own coffee + meal prep + insider trading AnnonymousMonkey
+26 WSO posters defending murder by cop   IsItREPE
+26 No Homo Capital Partners TechnoDemon
+26 "Great to meet you. I'm looking at your resume, let's start by telling me why join our team over Evercore M&A?" barclayscalgarydemon
+26 Informal “Union Quiz” (10 Questions) 1. Control of Work Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 Congwats on Dodge & Cox Intern in IB - Restr
+26 Congrats on meal stipend! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Not cool to single this kid out, totally below the belt. Anyone who knows ball has seen something exactly like this play out 1000s of times. Prospect in IB - Gen
+26 You really fell for this PaulAllenIsInLondon
+26 Your banks aura ranking is not the reason the 2/10 on Hinge isn't texting you back Gold-ManSacks
+26 Fair enough. Let's cut the platitudes and buzzwords.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+26 Is this what bankers pretending to work 80hrs a week actually do? Prospect in IB - Cov
+25 It’s so over. The only thing that can save us is a merge with the US. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 invest it all in a groundbreaking revolutionary ai calendar app  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 TLDR: WLB is overrated if you don’t know what to do with your time when you’re not working for the man. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 Me watching my 21 year old self accept the UBS offer  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Got raped during my performance review, it was awesome Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Since 2020-2022, interns have gotten legitimately dumber / more useless every year. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 Pls don't gain any further self-awareness. Keep that nose to the grindstone instead. My portfolio performs better with slaves of capital. Thx VP in IB-M&A
+25 I guess it’s worth mentioning that grass is green and the sky is blue big bro Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 Guess the non-revenue generating ex Barclays MDs ate the bonus. Better luck next time!  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Get drunker than him Consulting Brute
+25 im happy for u / sry that happened Research Analyst in HF - Other
+25 With AI, the role becomes more and more administrative Associate 3 in IB - ECM
+25 The year is 2027. Analysts are struggling under 90 hour work weeks, because UBS intentionally underhired analysts by 50% to save money (AI can do all the work, your toxic shitbag seniors say). It’s 9:30 pm. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Idk, this just seems like sophomore mental masturbation to me Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Which incel hit the original post with monkey shit? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 Steal his Zyns. That’s what I would do to the VP I hated. He would leave his Zyns and vape on his desk and I’d cheef that shit when he would leave Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Just get married, scientifically proven women's sex drive disappears after they get a ring.  kiltedlowlander
+25 The analyst or the people who you spoke with at the EB likely referred other kids over youThe BB analyst isn't responding because you got dinged for whatever reason and the person can't do anything for you Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there isn't a direct mention of removing WSO AI comments entirely. WSO Monkey Bot
+25 Congrats on not believing women should vote! Intern in IB - Gen
+25 This is incredibly gay, delete this or at least remove your identifying info. You haven't even been in spindle for a month bro. Intern in IB - Cov
+24 Something tells me this wasn’t lil bros first new years crying about girls VP in PE - LBOs
+24 This is the greatest news in Wall Street. Hope UBS has success and other firms can also unionize. All workers deserve protections and being able to lobby as a collective is a powerful thing.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 you are an idiot and you deserve to be treated as such. shitty mentality which will get you a shitty outcome. winners are winners. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 Thanks! I saw this. You can delete this now. Prospect in IB - Cov
+24 Or maybe you weren't invited, nerd Partner in IB - Gen
+24 no shot this gf is real lmao DTOWN34
+24 LGP, TPG, Arini, Crescent… with looks at plenty of names like SL, TB, BX, ECP, Oaktree, Ares, Silver Point, GA, Carlyle, HIG, Citadel, KKR, ISQ, Bain, EQT, CD&R, Genstar… Know LA has consistent good looks Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Title: “The Integration” Summer Associate in IB - Cov
+24 reach out to an Alumni pal - no one gives a toss about some tryhard asians at a grammar school after their parents forced them to go kumon and study for the 11+ at 6yo Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 Hope they unionize. In the 80s 90s and 00s they used to pay for everything while you got comped enough to build real wealth. Now they don’t even want to pay for your dinner while you work slave hours. Fuck em.  Associate 1 in IB - CB
+24 which fund? publicly traded? would love to short it HFPM15
+24 No it’s not smart. This whole war is stupid and was poorly thought out. Devils Advocate
+24 Analyst 1 in IB - Cov