Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+28 Dawg you work in corpfin in a T3 city, nobody is coming for your job😭😭 Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+28 Guys, time to look at real estate not as a career path and industry and more of a skill set on asset intensity along with other skills you are developing. I said this during the better times and especially now.  odog @digitalimmortality.com
+28 If that’s the case, even ChatGPT knows you should stay away Prospect in IB - Gen
+28 Would love for a bank to have the balls to go to a jury trial. Jury would be insane in NYC and the jury would hand the analysts $1bn and derive that amount based on vibes alone Associate 2 in IB - Gen
+28 Yes, you autist. Message him. Keep it cool. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+28 OP tried to do a "top-tier BB (think GS/MS/JP/UBS)"  Research Analyst in ER
+28 Alternatively if your dad becomes part of the admin you can skip MD and become CEO before 30. VP in PE - Other
+28 Nah if you this slow you aint "good" Analyst 1 in PE - Other
+28 JPM Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+28 do not redeem  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+28 Intern in IB - Gen
+28 If you're going to cheat and you're already making good money, get a 21 year old Eastern European sugar baby from DUMBO House instead of a stressed out 7/10 MBA associate girl Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+28 Okay you have a big dick bro, we get it Intern in IB - Gen
+28 I hear Wells Fargo Anchorage branch is looking for people just like you! Prospect in IB-M&A
+27 God, mentioning M&Ms reminds me of my old MD who was obsessed with the smurfs. He had a huge jar of only blue M&Ms on his desk all the time. And how did he get this? VP in PE - LBOs
+27 This the level of delusion I aspire to have spudrmonke
+27 A serious relationship? Miracle1111
+27 “Associate hates me because I deprioritize their work…  how can I get them to stop hating me…?” are you retarded?   Works at Citigroup
+27 What you see as false deadlines may be them building in lead time so that they can refine your work product before it gets to seniors M Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+27 The wealthy elite have made billions off the backs of abusing analysts. Over last decade tens dead (Mental health/Drugs/Stress), hundreds hospitalized, maybe thousands hospitalized. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 "I was knee deep drowning in wet pussy" These are the sentences that bring me back to this website. anonanonymous
+27 This reminds me of the time I accidentally ended up in bed with Jessica Alba. I too did not fully understand what I had gotten myself into, but like REPE, she was both gracious and exciting.  IsItREPE
+27 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+27 Watch the episode of the Soprano’s where Meadows boyfriend picks up the check then decide BigChimpin86
+27 average Booth associate Intern in IB - Cov
+27 You have a cap of 85k H-1B visas a year, in a country of 350 million people. Associate 2 in Consulting
+27 MDs would violate the Geneva conventions to get an extra million in fees  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+27 first congratulations, you can update your username Intern in IB-M&A
+27 Hands down the most regarded comment section. Y’all are just incels 😭🥀 kr15001
+27 FWIW my 2 cents is it’s unprofessional / shows a lack of judgement to post specific peoples names on an online forum, unless they are a public figure. asdf1248
+27 On Monday, just come in early and sit in the MD's chair. Say to him, "I am the MD now." You will go down as a legend. HarvardMD
+27 Please don't waste her time Tracer85
+27 Looks like a 10/10 but the non-target school is an immediate 10 point penalty resulting in a score of 0/10 Good luck lil bro Amazon Prime
+26 Congrats on meal stipend! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Paid in what? Chuck E. Cheese tokens? Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+26 Well first, congrats on Lazard. Let’s bump that puppy down to EB tier 2 along with Moelis and PWP, thanks. Second, go get laid intern. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+26 good post. basically be a submissive cuckold and you will flourish. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+26 It seems like this content is not included in my knowledge base. I'm sorry, but it looks like this may be out of my ability to answer... maybe some of the links below might help? WSO Monkey Bot
+26 6 YOE in nyc. I worked with plenty of “H1Bs” and turns out they aren’t that different to you and me. Hungry to do well and wants to make money... cowleycrackheadd
+26 Smoke Frog for resurrecting roles  Prospect in IB - Gen
+26 Not cool to single this kid out, totally below the belt. Anyone who knows ball has seen something exactly like this play out 1000s of times. Prospect in IB - Gen
+26 congrats on making it to sixth sentence without letting every one know you go to Harvard! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+26 Retirement - sure, ok. The real underlying reason is that Canada is over. There are no actual businesses to even advise, which is why most "boutiques" are either business brokers or junior miner ECM merchants. Search Fund Enthusiast
+26 Given how centerview folded in their case, I think analysts have more power than they realize Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+26 Everyone talks and complains about price gouging, avoiding PE owned business because quality sucks, prices are sky high, and we should all spend our money locally - and talks about how CoL is sky high. kvaradona
+26 "I don't really take shit from people"- Managing Director in IB-M&A VP in PE - LBOs
+26 60+ tabs sounds like a skill issue on your part. What are you trying to do model out how many times your residents flush the toilet. larry david
+26 Okay so you’re currently working 50/hrs a week for $0. That is not smart. A job title of analyst/chief of staff paying $65-80k is also not smart.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+26 "To be honest, I don’t really like Poland or Polish people" who starts off with this? st8ble
+26 Is this what bankers pretending to work 80hrs a week actually do? Prospect in IB - Cov
+26 Congwats on Dodge & Cox Intern in IB - Restr
+26 "Great to meet you. I'm looking at your resume, let's start by telling me why join our team over Evercore M&A?" barclayscalgarydemon
+26 At UBS, targets, semi-targets, and non-targets all go hungry  Intern in IB - Gen
+26 Ah, the classic ‘merit’ line as if merit exists in a vacuum. The same target school pipelines, family connections, and unspoken preferences are somehow not ‘special treatment’? Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+26 The gap between target and non-Target is the most interesting part of this. EllyEquity
+26 Oh god why did I click this thread dukeblue2019
+26 Your banks aura ranking is not the reason the 2/10 on Hinge isn't texting you back Gold-ManSacks
+26 WSO posters defending murder by cop   IsItREPE
+26 No Homo Capital Partners TechnoDemon
+26 No one gonna say it? The real reason London has gotten so much worse in recent years? Aight  analyzinganalyst
+26 Associate 1 in PE - LBOsVP in PE - LBOs PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+26 Fair enough. Let's cut the platitudes and buzzwords.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+25 I guess it’s worth mentioning that grass is green and the sky is blue big bro Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 With AI, the role becomes more and more administrative Associate 3 in IB - ECM
+25 The type of crashout that occurs when bro couldn’t get off the iu Kelley waitlist Intern in IB - Cov
+25 What you’ll find is students have all the smart sounding ideas rehearsed thanks to AI but don’t actually understand any of them. Stick around for the QnA and you’ll see what I mean. war dog
+25 If I’m you, I’m taking the bulge bracket offer and running. millerbruce554
+25 Pls don't gain any further self-awareness. Keep that nose to the grindstone instead. My portfolio performs better with slaves of capital. Thx VP in IB-M&A
+25 Just get married, scientifically proven women's sex drive disappears after they get a ring.  kiltedlowlander
+25 That's the joke man Prospect in IB - Gen
+25 im happy for u / sry that happened Research Analyst in HF - Other
+25 The only known of leaving IB / PE is that you will have more time and control of your schedule. What you choose to do with that time will largely determine if you are happy with that decision or if you regret it.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+25 The year is 2027. Analysts are struggling under 90 hour work weeks, because UBS intentionally underhired analysts by 50% to save money (AI can do all the work, your toxic shitbag seniors say). It’s 9:30 pm. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 invest it all in a groundbreaking revolutionary ai calendar app  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Which incel hit the original post with monkey shit? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 Informal “Union Quiz” (10 Questions) 1. Control of Work Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there isn't a direct mention of removing WSO AI comments entirely. WSO Monkey Bot
+25 UBS fucked over half of their 2022 intern class who had signed return offer contracts and were supposed to start in July 2023. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 Steal his Zyns. That’s what I would do to the VP I hated. He would leave his Zyns and vape on his desk and I’d cheef that shit when he would leave Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Me watching my 21 year old self accept the UBS offer  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Got raped during my performance review, it was awesome Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Guess the non-revenue generating ex Barclays MDs ate the bonus. Better luck next time!  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Idk, this just seems like sophomore mental masturbation to me Intern in IB - Gen
+25 The analyst or the people who you spoke with at the EB likely referred other kids over youThe BB analyst isn't responding because you got dinged for whatever reason and the person can't do anything for you Prospect in IB-M&A
+24 Yes Works at CPP Investments | Investissements RPC
+24 This is the greatest news in Wall Street. Hope UBS has success and other firms can also unionize. All workers deserve protections and being able to lobby as a collective is a powerful thing.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 It’s so over. The only thing that can save us is a merge with the US. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 you are an idiot and you deserve to be treated as such. shitty mentality which will get you a shitty outcome. winners are winners. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 No it’s not smart. This whole war is stupid and was poorly thought out. Devils Advocate
+24 Something tells me this wasn’t lil bros first new years crying about girls VP in PE - LBOs
+24 UBS is worse  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 which fund? publicly traded? would love to short it HFPM15
+24 "I don’t really like Poland or Polish people" I hope the Poles send your ungrateful ass back to Russia Associate 1 in PE - Other
+24 Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Express how impressive it is that they are investment bankers and not real estate brokers and you should be fine. Analyst 1 in RE - Comm
+24 It's worth noting, a lot of people just like continuity. usernameladiesman217
+24 reach out to an Alumni pal - no one gives a toss about some tryhard asians at a grammar school after their parents forced them to go kumon and study for the 11+ at 6yo Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 no shot this gf is real lmao DTOWN34
+24 Thanks! I saw this. You can delete this now. Prospect in IB - Cov
+24 Title: “The Integration” Summer Associate in IB - Cov