Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+26 The gap between target and non-Target is the most interesting part of this. EllyEquity
+26 "Great to meet you. I'm looking at your resume, let's start by telling me why join our team over Evercore M&A?" barclayscalgarydemon
+26 Your banks aura ranking is not the reason the 2/10 on Hinge isn't texting you back Gold-ManSacks
+26 WSO posters defending murder by cop   IsItREPE
+26 Associate 1 in PE - LBOsVP in PE - LBOs PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+26 No one gonna say it? The real reason London has gotten so much worse in recent years? Aight  analyzinganalyst
+26 Retirement - sure, ok. The real underlying reason is that Canada is over. There are no actual businesses to even advise, which is why most "boutiques" are either business brokers or junior miner ECM merchants. Search Fund Enthusiast
+26 Marco Valla. Hope this helps!  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+26 Dm me with your work email, I’ll send you some slides I could use help with am_5
+26 60+ tabs sounds like a skill issue on your part. What are you trying to do model out how many times your residents flush the toilet. larry david
+26 Congrats on meal stipend! Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Based on the most helpful WSO content, there isn't a direct mention of removing WSO AI comments entirely. WSO Monkey Bot
+25 im happy for u / sry that happened Research Analyst in HF - Other
+25 Damn really just got my comment posted as a post by someone else. Didn't know there were credit thieves for WSO comments, too. Intern in IB-M&A
+25 heck yeah WF on top. My friends who made fun of me for picking Wells are prob kicking rocks at BNP Paribas right now.  Works at Wells Fargo and Company
+25 Pls don't gain any further self-awareness. Keep that nose to the grindstone instead. My portfolio performs better with slaves of capital. Thx VP in IB-M&A
+25 Grinding juniors for pointless shit is our craft  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Crazy development from the firm whose associates were telling candidates to be ready in April/May Intern in IB - Cov
+25 With AI, the role becomes more and more administrative Associate 3 in IB - ECM
+25 Hopefully not because of seniors who don’t respect analysts physical and mental health or wellbeing inshallah  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+25 No longer even the illusion of fairness and merit. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+25 No. Hope this helps😊 monkey_nuts
+25 They have practice deliverables, up very late at night to finish sneakymonkeyib
+25 Steal his Zyns. That’s what I would do to the VP I hated. He would leave his Zyns and vape on his desk and I’d cheef that shit when he would leave Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+25 Idk, this just seems like sophomore mental masturbation to me Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Fair enough. Let's cut the platitudes and buzzwords.  Mastery 7 IB Shitter
+25 If I’m you, I’m taking the bulge bracket offer and running. millerbruce554
+25 The year is 2027. Analysts are struggling under 90 hour work weeks, because UBS intentionally underhired analysts by 50% to save money (AI can do all the work, your toxic shitbag seniors say). It’s 9:30 pm. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 Clearly a talent of this caliber shouldn’t be wasted in RX investment banking, or—god forbid—M&A or coverage. Paul_Owen
+25 good post. basically be a submissive cuckold and you will flourish. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+25 Somebody get this guy staffed ASAP Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+25 To All the Incoming Interns: A Rebuttal from someone who was just in the Trenches Prospect in IB - Cov
+25 The only known of leaving IB / PE is that you will have more time and control of your schedule. What you choose to do with that time will largely determine if you are happy with that decision or if you regret it.  Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+25 Raymond James First Year Mid-bucket $49,000 charleshlewis
+25 That's the joke man Prospect in IB - Gen
+25 invest it all in a groundbreaking revolutionary ai calendar app  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+25 The type of crashout that occurs when bro couldn’t get off the iu Kelley waitlist Intern in IB - Cov
+25 At UBS, targets, semi-targets, and non-targets all go hungry  Intern in IB - Gen
+25 Which incel hit the original post with monkey shit? Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+25 Got raped during my performance review, it was awesome Intern in IB - Gen
+25 I guess it’s worth mentioning that grass is green and the sky is blue big bro Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 The analyst or the people who you spoke with at the EB likely referred other kids over youThe BB analyst isn't responding because you got dinged for whatever reason and the person can't do anything for you Prospect in IB-M&A
+25 Guess the non-revenue generating ex Barclays MDs ate the bonus. Better luck next time!  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Hopefully we hire another ex Barclays guy or gal as CEO. What has been the issue at UBS in the Americas? Simple: not enough Barclays. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+24 Informal “Union Quiz” (10 Questions) 1. Control of Work Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+24 Marco Valla lost the Barclays leadership competition that occurred in 2023 at Barclays because Barclays most senior leadership didn’t think he had what it took to lead the bank. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Freak the fuck out it’s over Intern in IB - CB
+24 Keep your ear to the ground for opportunities before you want to make a change and start networking and applying immediately once you decide to. It will almost always take longer than you expect it to.  CRE
+24 Does TMT really have 0 revenue? Managing Director in PE - LBOs
+24 Something tells me this wasn’t lil bros first new years crying about girls VP in PE - LBOs
+24 can someone kick this rahma dickinmyass mans from this site - always spewing some random nonsense that rarely ever makes sense lollololol
+24 Just get married, scientifically proven women's sex drive disappears after they get a ring.  kiltedlowlander
+24 ur cooked i can't lie Intern in IB-M&A
+24 Oh, this is a topic I can definitely talk about. So, for context, I majored in applied math and stats in college, and part of that was doing some ML classes and ML research. usernameladiesman217
+24 Title: “The Integration” Summer Associate in IB - Cov
+24 It's worth noting, a lot of people just like continuity. usernameladiesman217
+24 It’s ironic that housing is so expensive in NYC, while 25% of people get heavily subsidized rent via rent control and public housing. You’re working 90 hour weeks to pay for Shanequia and her 3 kids to live in Harlem. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+24 The amount of nonsense and racism coming from undergrads in this forum is sad. wsomyfc64
+24 "I don’t really like Poland or Polish people" I hope the Poles send your ungrateful ass back to Russia Associate 1 in PE - Other
+24 This is the greatest news in Wall Street. Hope UBS has success and other firms can also unionize. All workers deserve protections and being able to lobby as a collective is a powerful thing.  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+24 Is the sharing your experience and what led you to quit UBS in the room with us now? Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+24 Lehman people doing Lehman things Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 show her whiplash, she'll understand Intern in IB-M&A
+24 Zero: shower at the gym, use the restroom at work, and uber eats Cava/Chipotle/SweetGreen for every meal, so no need for water. Paul_Owen
+24 Intern did have a seizure during summer of 2023. Was carted out on a stretcher. Radio silence from seniors, although one PMD did visit her in the hospital. throwaway_321
+24 FWIW my 2 cents is it’s unprofessional / shows a lack of judgement to post specific peoples names on an online forum, unless they are a public figure. asdf1248
+24 UBS is worse  Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 It’s so over. The only thing that can save us is a merge with the US. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+24 which fund? publicly traded? would love to short it HFPM15
+24 Thanks! I saw this. You can delete this now. Prospect in IB - Cov
+24 Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+24 Yes Works at CPP Investments | Investissements RPC
+24 Congrats! I recently graduated HBS and am working in PC. A couple thoughts.  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+24 Imagine any of these things happened here to us In the USA and how we would feel, "Just a thought" Learn some history first, you are not worthy of the Gekko username kiddo: dutchduke
+24 Hope they unionize. In the 80s 90s and 00s they used to pay for everything while you got comped enough to build real wealth. Now they don’t even want to pay for your dinner while you work slave hours. Fuck em.  Associate 1 in IB - CB
+24 No it’s not smart. This whole war is stupid and was poorly thought out. Devils Advocate
+24 This is so damn true! Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+23 Ask her what are the 2 numbers that follow 4 and 5 goldmanworker
+23 UBS Reveals Bold New Strategy: Aim for Lucky Number 23 in U.S. Banking Rankings New York, NY – June 2025 VP in IB - Gen
+23 I encourage you to read the lawsuit. His dad was a USMC vet that regularly beat him and his mom. Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
+23 PJT glaze needs to stop. They have one great group and are average everywhere else (in comparison to the other EB's in S). Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+23 Honestly, I disagree with the other poster. I’ve dealt with exactly what you describe and no amount of money would have ever made me want to stay. If the culture truly sucks, leave. Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+23 JEC as effective as MV making UBS the #6 bank in the Americas  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+23 They’re completely different jobs and careers. Principal in PE - LBOs
+23 Gotta toss your mom's box up in B Tier at least Abusement Park
+23 UBS-CS integration was ok, not optimal but survivable. It’s brining in ex-Barclays leadership to humiliate, fire, demote, and abandon existing CS people who decided to stay and UBS people Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+23 Not OP but I can guarantee you that maybe 3% of the work he’s ever been asked to do was “genuinely urgent / live deal incoming deadline” type of work. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+23 If you are suffering at UBS, just remember you are still incredibly lucky. You should now use that incredible luck that got you into IB, and pair it with good decision making and get the f out Managing Director in IB - Cov
+23 Crazy uptick of spam, fake advice, political trolls, etc. Like bro we just wanna complain about our jobs. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+23 And then the MD screamed out “this is MAGA country.” VP in PE - LBOs
+23 Lmao is the strategy at UBS just replacing their revenue generating MDs with non-revenue generating MDs?   Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+23 Yea that’s just not true at all, but keep copeing brother. School prestige isn’t just about impressing the sluts in the West Village bars, there’s a lot more. Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+23 no shot this gf is real lmao DTOWN34
+23 Call me dramatic but I think its just so malicious. They know 99% of the interns WILL freak out and are unprepared, they are doing this as sort of like a "We Caught You! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+23 Did you consider asking to be laid off? Might be a good idea for those who want out of this place but with a softer landing. Analyst 3+ in IB - DCM
+23 You make less than a 1st year analyst in the US currency converted. If I was 29 with that pay trajectory I would be making this coping post too  gangmusic
+23 Step 1: get 30% support and unionize Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+23 holy shit can you fuck off already Investment Analyst in VC
+23 Path to unionization:  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+23 Congrats on striking out! managingintern4