Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+21 @UBS_Superfan Can you share a nonbiased view on what it’s actually like working there? Prospect in IB - Cov
+21 Congrats on not believing women should vote! Intern in IB - Gen
+21 Congrats on Bain Intern in Consulting
+21 They mistreat their analysts so much that they create fake rules for staffing best practices, so that the analysts feel protected by the “rules”. Then just wipe their ass with them and completely ignore them Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 Landing on the moon vs. not having air conditioning. I’m picking red white & blue all day baby. VP in PE - LBOs
+21 I remember when I used to think Eastdil was the end all be all. Then I found out Eastdil is just a bunch of brokers who call themselves investment bankers in a giant circle jerk. RECorp54
+21 I should think executing citizens and prosecuting law firms might be slightly more concerning, and frankly that’s the tip of the iceberg. Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+21 The kids are not alright.  ballsdeep singh
+21 [Intro] Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity... To build the biggest bank you ever wanted... one merger... Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+21 Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+21 what an odd post… MS, Citi, Bofa, Barc, DB also not on this along with literally every EB bar EVR Intern in IA
+21 He is a victim that needs to be believed. This survivor deserves dignity. Where are all the social justice warriors now  VP in IB - Cov
+21 Great topic and has not been discussed before HFPM15
+21 Most (insert hot) girls in their early/mid/nowadays even late 20s truly care about traveling, eating at nice restaurants, and going to fun high-end events. Think all things fun. AnonymousMonkious
+21 Giving Beta MD “I overwork my juniors for no reason energy” Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+21 The law and public support is on the side of junior bankers. From NY AG website: Federal labor law protects workers who engage in concerted activity from employer retaliation. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 I assume young fella was asian? Principal in CorpStrat
+21 How many more dead analysts and associates do we have to see? The only way we can prevent employees from dying is to take back power ourselves. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 Lol you guys are some fucking dickwads, kid is hustling out here Teller in Non-profit
+21 I think this effort would receive widespread support among junior bankers, the financial media, and the general public.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+21 Or maybe you weren't invited, nerd Partner in IB - Gen
+21 Analysts doing Q&A now… site is cooked  Assist. VP in RE - Comm
+21 Two cheeks of the same ass, no big difference  Intern in IB-M&A
+21 Dude created 5 anon accounts, spam upvoted and replied to himself all in under 30 minutes 😂 nice work! Intern in IB - Gen
+21 Its crazy how people are so spineless that they don't push back even when they're on the brink of death. Grow a pair and stand up for yourself. Prospect in IB - Cov
+21 least disgruntled UBS employee Intern in PE - LBOs
+21 Never realized everyone on here hailed from working class backgrounds! Managing Director in IB - Gen
+21 wetlamplord
+21 Don't think it'd hurt to lateral, but feel like the playbook is kinda shifting away from the trad LME centric mindset. Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+21 This is absurd Intern in IB - Cov
+21 Tough love - you’re being entitled and difficult. You knew what job you were taking and clearly every interviewer was concerned that you wouldn’t want this Tier 2 geo (hence they repeatedly asked you).  SaaSChimp
+21 Think my bank gives us 2 protected reels breaks, not sure if it applies to interns. Once u get Associate promo tho they install a monitor dedicated to reels so u don't need to leave Intern in IB - Gen
+21 This would never work, it’s a prisoners dilemma situation with hundreds of people to replace your seat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 VP in PE - LBOsReply all, pointing out the errors you found in the deck. Congratulations: you’re the analyst now. CharlesCheese
+21 Prospect in IB - Restr
+21 Delta Force is more impressive imo. Pro Veritate
+21 Thanks GPT weezyfbaby
+21 Well said brother. Cant believe this forum is genuinely this racist / xenophobic. Kids, if you can’t beat out an international kid to get an offer, consider this, Assistant in Non-profit
+21 If this is UBS, it's probably because that's her bonus theg3ntlem4n
+21 That's not what ironic means, retard.  Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+21 Because half of America would rather give a fat, criminal pedophile infinite power than admit they were conned. Soros_
+21 Picture this: it’s Sunday morning. You stayed up late yesterday watching the BYU football game. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 No one spoke anything about entitlement. International kids work hard, usually harder to be able to overcome to hoops I already referred to, apply and get the jobs that’s all. No one said anything about entitlement. wsomyfc64
+21 JEC was started by UBS pre merger when management actually considered junior opinions and really cared about juniors career. Now it’s just a scam Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Chill out and go back to Mumbai buddy Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 I think it's clear you need to talk to somebody bro and also heavily consider leaving the industry Prospect in IB-M&A
+21 UBS analysts used to get dinner after 8. Now the perk is watching an MD pull disappearing deal flow out of a hat while your dinner disappears. Prospect in IB - Gen
+21 I think about what kept me coming back to this community and it was the people. Rabbit
+21 Triggered-elitist-nepo spotted Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 "....will probably get me to make a TC of 300-400K by age 35...." "....understand if I should just accept the fact that I probably will never be a high-earner...." Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+21 If anything, this helps cause you don't need to go to school. Just network tank_monkey
+21 I invited a girl over to watch a movie, and when she asked if I REALLY just wanted to watch a movie I lied and said yes. She's on her way over. Principal in HF - Event
+21 What has happened at UBS over the past 5 years is nothing short of a movie plot. Looking forward to watching the film when it’s out, hope they cast someone cool as the lead! LendingFanatic1
+21 Analysts receive work orders. Analysts complete work orders and follow the exact standards, formats and colors for doing so Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 I honestly love this... natural selection at its finest. Prospect in IB-M&A
+21 Well that’s one way to make a junior hurry up on their deliverables Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 The irony of using ChatGPT to respond to a post warning of internet brainrot-based social anxiety  CRE
+21 A sad but honestly pretty common thing nowadays. Competition seems to be the name of the game for college students. Not just in finance. usernameladiesman217
+21 WSO posts you can smell part 2 Associate 1 in PE - Other
+21 Aso1Middle$75k Definitely going to leave. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 I think short bathroom rotations with a small key or a pipe might be better than your stack reddemon
+21 For 2023 GTP class, UBS deferred the start date of Americans by 7 months and paid them less (and promoted them later) while keeping internationals start date the same. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+21 Likely India H1B who enabled this abuse by their bootlicking abilities Intern in IB - Gen
+21 My recent gripes with UBS: Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 Analyst 1 in IB - CovSeriously. This thread is a load of crap and anyone who truly grew up with nothing would NEVER pose this question.  NoEquityResearch
+20 Not at either firm but could speak from my own experience and 20+ years on Wall Street.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+20 No - you have less time, are likely in worse physical shape, and your self confidence is being attacked on a daily basis by insecure balding VPs and partners. Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+20 Interested! I'm male but you girls will get over it Intern in IB - Cov
+20 Another brand new account trying to fish for hate comments. The alts are pretty obvious man Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+20 The real lesson here is to never stop grinding. Banking was keeping him alive Amazon Prime
+20 . Associate 1 in Consulting
+20 Congrats on layoff Prospect in IB - Gen
+20 Every time I meet an EB kid I immediately fall on my knees and cream my pants Intern in Consulting
+20 It never ceases to amaze me how there are so many ways to make a buck and you are stuck thinking you can’t make real money unless in IB/PE/HFs. Analyst 1 in Consulting
+20 Alright - this is something I can speak to here, but I think I can do it a bit differently (and perhaps more from experience). I grew up in West Virginia and Kentucky, but spent most of my childhood in the latter. Manager in CorpStrat
+20 It's been a hot sec since I've seen a true value adding comment like this from a VP - sincerely  Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+20 MDs don’t know how to wipe their own ass, much less use PowerPoint  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 Spot on. The Americas IB numbers are straight up embarrassing at this point. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 train your periph Intern in IB-M&A
+20 What are you even arguing about? My  point is that this war that we started is pointless and leaves the US worse off. Do you want to take the opposition side? anon1019
+20 lol get over it Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+20 its the keeping up jones attitude. IB, traditionally, is for people who went to K-12 private, then expensive private school. Rolex, caviar, etc. From that elitest perspective, Texas is a laggard. monkey_money_000
+20 Can confirm we have the DEI malarkey Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 You sounds like a pretentious fucking prick. Take the stick out of your ass and accept that these kids are just as good, if not better, than you if they got to the same desk. Intern in PE - LBOs
+20 Why should you have a say over how a private profit-seeking non‑government enterprise decides how to arrange its own affairs? GS under Blankfein
+20 I agree Isaiah. I've been fairly politically moderate over the past 10 years I've been old enough to vote. I've voted for democrats, republicans, and libertarians. kiltedlowlander
+20 Only positive thing to happen at UBS in recent months is UBS is no longer taking international candidates. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 MD at a BB top coverage group here. This post really showed me how much of a go-getter you are. Wanna start tomorrow? aerotyne_international
+20 Look I’m happy to give thoughts but there is a base level of effort I’d expect you to put in first. These funds aren’t really “smaller,” are located all over the place, and have wildly different strategies. flipcup
+20 Commenting on your comment to be clear... VP in IB-M&A
+20 I said wife, not boyfriend. Associate 2 in S&T - Comm
+20 Prospects these days be playing 4D chess nontargetmarket
+20 Eileen Gu flipcup
+20 Buy a small business and lose all the money  CEO in PE - LBOs
+20 Hate tech bros  swe2ibd
+20 UBS showing up to Midwest bake-offs with all Asian bake-off teams… not a winning strategy Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+20 “Superfan” after I openly admit the banks mediocrity, haha. The straw man argument on “every single UBS post being misinformation” is excellent too. Really great job deflecting my neutral statement. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 I hope they all get fired. This was so incredibly cringe. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 UBS - BYOM (bring your own meal), $1 to heat it up in the company microwave  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen