Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+22 I get that DEI is stupid and H1B has been abused, but this shit is so annoying. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+22 LOL this is exactly how you know MAGAs are retarded. And what’s even sadder is a MAGA in “high finance.” The users on here are supposed to be the cream of the crop I.e. anon1019
+22 “What time are you coming into the office tomorrow” on a Friday gagagagavabanau
+21 [Intro] Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity... To build the biggest bank you ever wanted... one merger... Associate 3 in IB - Cov
+21 I don’t see cocaine on here Works at Barclays
+21 This is what no sex does to a man Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 Congrats on UBS! Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 “How am I working on a $1.5B sell-side as the only analyst? Are you retarded? Pussy ass Morgan Stanley…” S-tier content right here hustle247
+21 Adding a realistic one to keep this thread grounded SM HF, 4 YOE but first year at this shop. We are up 50%+ $150k base + $150k bonus Last two years (C/M/P pod) Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 He is a victim that needs to be believed. This survivor deserves dignity. Where are all the social justice warriors now  VP in IB - Cov
+21 Anonymous Monkey: G0ldmanSacks
+21 Picture this: it’s Sunday morning. You stayed up late yesterday watching the BYU football game. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Lol you guys are some fucking dickwads, kid is hustling out here Teller in Non-profit
+21 A sad but honestly pretty common thing nowadays. Competition seems to be the name of the game for college students. Not just in finance. usernameladiesman217
+21 Because half of America would rather give a fat, criminal pedophile infinite power than admit they were conned. Soros_
+21 pov every french office Intern in IB-M&A
+21 Fear not, ex-incoming EVR Bankers. Left Lane Associates is hiring and deal flow is HOT. Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+21 What has happened at UBS over the past 5 years is nothing short of a movie plot. Looking forward to watching the film when it’s out, hope they cast someone cool as the lead! LendingFanatic1
+21 what an odd post… MS, Citi, Bofa, Barc, DB also not on this along with literally every EB bar EVR Intern in IA
+21 The law and public support is on the side of junior bankers. From NY AG website: Federal labor law protects workers who engage in concerted activity from employer retaliation. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 UBS analysts used to get dinner after 8. Now the perk is watching an MD pull disappearing deal flow out of a hat while your dinner disappears. Prospect in IB - Gen
+21 I think it's clear you need to talk to somebody bro and also heavily consider leaving the industry Prospect in IB-M&A
+21 Analysts receive work orders. Analysts complete work orders and follow the exact standards, formats and colors for doing so Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Well that’s one way to make a junior hurry up on their deliverables Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 Tough love - you’re being entitled and difficult. You knew what job you were taking and clearly every interviewer was concerned that you wouldn’t want this Tier 2 geo (hence they repeatedly asked you).  SaaSChimp
+21 WSO posts you can smell part 2 Associate 1 in PE - Other
+21 Everyone in office got hit, that's true. Senior VP in RE - Comm
+21 HF or not, you got issues dawg😭😭😭😭 Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 Sounds like you are just a chud. You finally have time in the evenings and you are now realizing you have no friends or bitches. lemickey
+21 For 2023 GTP class, UBS deferred the start date of Americans by 7 months and paid them less (and promoted them later) while keeping internationals start date the same. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+21 The kids are not alright.  ballsdeep singh
+21 Yeah shit fruity ash man Dave's Mildest Chicken
+21 I remember when I used to think Eastdil was the end all be all. Then I found out Eastdil is just a bunch of brokers who call themselves investment bankers in a giant circle jerk. RECorp54
+21 Two cheeks of the same ass, no big difference  Intern in IB-M&A
+21 How many more dead analysts and associates do we have to see? The only way we can prevent employees from dying is to take back power ourselves. Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 If anything, this helps cause you don't need to go to school. Just network tank_monkey
+21 JEC was started by UBS pre merger when management actually considered junior opinions and really cared about juniors career. Now it’s just a scam Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 I think short bathroom rotations with a small key or a pipe might be better than your stack reddemon
+21 "....will probably get me to make a TC of 300-400K by age 35...." "....understand if I should just accept the fact that I probably will never be a high-earner...." Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+21 I honestly love this... natural selection at its finest. Prospect in IB-M&A
+21 They mistreat their analysts so much that they create fake rules for staffing best practices, so that the analysts feel protected by the “rules”. Then just wipe their ass with them and completely ignore them Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 The first 6-12 month honeymoon period is really something Principal in HF - Event
+21 I think this effort would receive widespread support among junior bankers, the financial media, and the general public.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+21 Never realized everyone on here hailed from working class backgrounds! Managing Director in IB - Gen
+21 Aso1Middle$75k Definitely going to leave. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 VP in PE - LBOsReply all, pointing out the errors you found in the deck. Congratulations: you’re the analyst now. CharlesCheese
+21 My recent gripes with UBS: Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+21 Triggered-elitist-nepo spotted Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Most (insert hot) girls in their early/mid/nowadays even late 20s truly care about traveling, eating at nice restaurants, and going to fun high-end events. Think all things fun. AnonymousMonkious
+21 Likely India H1B who enabled this abuse by their bootlicking abilities Intern in IB - Gen
+21 For someone that worked at a top HF, you don’t seem to have basic intelligence and thought. Smoke Frog
+21 Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+21 Congrats on 5’8! bigrat
+21 I said wife, not boyfriend. Associate 2 in S&T - Comm
+21 This would never work, it’s a prisoners dilemma situation with hundreds of people to replace your seat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+21 Another brand new account trying to fish for hate comments. The alts are pretty obvious man Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 Great topic and has not been discussed before HFPM15
+21 Thanks GPT weezyfbaby
+21 Shit yeah, we should honestly get in touch with mamdani’s office as he is the most pro-union mayor NYC has ever had and the majority of people in this city would love to make an example of the big banks. Intern in IB-M&A
+21 least disgruntled UBS employee Intern in PE - LBOs
+21 blueyellowpink
+21 unless you’re retarded you’ll be able to place from any of these schools without much difficulty. I personally would pick USC but that’s because I’m a degen who would want to get wasted every weekend. Dont overthink it Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+21 Delta Force is more impressive imo. Pro Veritate
+21 I invited a girl over to watch a movie, and when she asked if I REALLY just wanted to watch a movie I lied and said yes. She's on her way over. Principal in HF - Event
+21 What are you even arguing about? My  point is that this war that we started is pointless and leaves the US worse off. Do you want to take the opposition side? anon1019
+21 wetlamplord
+21 It’s cheaper to hire foreigners and they are easier to control.  Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+21 This is absurd Intern in IB - Cov
+21 Tldr is this is a matured industry. What finance was in the 80's is what Tech was in the 2010's and will be what whatever else is the next big wave in 10-20 years. Gold-ManSacks
+21 Think my bank gives us 2 protected reels breaks, not sure if it applies to interns. Once u get Associate promo tho they install a monitor dedicated to reels so u don't need to leave Intern in IB - Gen
+21 Its crazy how people are so spineless that they don't push back even when they're on the brink of death. Grow a pair and stand up for yourself. Prospect in IB - Cov
+21 For all that is holy keep it professional until you leave for the buyside. If she reciprocates ask when you leave. Remember - she wanted the return offer, there is a good chance she was just working to get it. Associate 2 in Private Credit
+21 That's not what ironic means, retard.  Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
+21 see below for the collated 2025 analyst bonus data mainly from the WSO 2025 Analyst Bonus megathread along with a few other pages/threads. I also incorporated the perks and benefits rankings from this thread  The_Paymaster
+21 @UBS_Superfan Can you share a nonbiased view on what it’s actually like working there? Prospect in IB - Cov
+21 The irony of using ChatGPT to respond to a post warning of internet brainrot-based social anxiety  CRE
+20 Psyop guy believes everything is great at UBS. People upvoted because they can relate Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 I've been thinking about this recently now having the benefit of 10+ years in credit / distressed across all flavors of liquid performing to illiquid distressed / private equity. Principal in HF - Event
+20 MD at a BB top coverage group here. This post really showed me how much of a go-getter you are. Wanna start tomorrow? aerotyne_international
+20 A lot of it seems to be engagement bait and 2-3 people posting the same things repeatedly. Check any comment on the most recent unionization post. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Look I’m happy to give thoughts but there is a base level of effort I’d expect you to put in first. These funds aren’t really “smaller,” are located all over the place, and have wildly different strategies. flipcup
+20 there’s a lot of upvotes because this is a common sentiment shared by basically every junior employee Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 Interested! I'm male but you girls will get over it Intern in IB - Cov
+20 Rule #6: Court attention at all costs Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Ivey Western  Intern in IB - Cov
+20 It's been a hot sec since I've seen a true value adding comment like this from a VP - sincerely  Associate 2 in IB - Cov
+20 “Superfan” after I openly admit the banks mediocrity, haha. The straw man argument on “every single UBS post being misinformation” is excellent too. Really great job deflecting my neutral statement. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Commenting on your comment to be clear... VP in IB-M&A
+20 It never ceases to amaze me how there are so many ways to make a buck and you are stuck thinking you can’t make real money unless in IB/PE/HFs. Analyst 1 in Consulting
+20 PWP better buck up or shut up buddy shits not sweet in the Upper Midwest. Them boys from Piper will Get after they ass on God InvestmentMonkeyBanker
+20 Eileen Gu flipcup
+20 Do you know how much shit would have to go wrong for an ED in LevFin to be able to access bank accounts in the Retail division of Chase? nutmegger189
+20 Buy a small business and lose all the money  CEO in PE - LBOs
+20 MDs don’t know how to wipe their own ass, much less use PowerPoint  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 It’s a scam and they have absolutely no power.  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 Sorry to break it to you, but once you hit VP at a BB/EB you have to sign your soul over to Baal at Little St James or Bohemian Grove and officially join the Deep State. VP in IB - ECM
+20 First year analysts expected to give up every waking hour of their lives but can’t even afford to live without roommates. Masters of the universe my ass   Intern in IB - Gen
+20 I hope they all get fired. This was so incredibly cringe. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 This reply tells you all you need to know about this guy Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+20 You’re fine. Just make sure your resume isn’t highlighted when you send it out tomorrow. Assist. VP in Risk Mnmgt