Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+20 Buy a small business and lose all the money  CEO in PE - LBOs
+20 MDs don’t know how to wipe their own ass, much less use PowerPoint  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎Soros_ dukeblue2019
+20 Eileen Gu flipcup
+20 Rule #6: Court attention at all costs Intern in IB - Gen
+20 there’s a lot of upvotes because this is a common sentiment shared by basically every junior employee Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 Idk man to each their own. As some people have mentioned the culture is just different over there and people have different mindsets around careers and life overall. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+20 Will let you guys know how this goes unchartedTAB
+20 Ivey Western  Intern in IB - Cov
+20 “Superfan” after I openly admit the banks mediocrity, haha. The straw man argument on “every single UBS post being misinformation” is excellent too. Really great job deflecting my neutral statement. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 lol get over it Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+20 Fuck you asshole bigpoppa123
+20 The real lesson here is to never stop grinding. Banking was keeping him alive Amazon Prime
+20 I hope they all get fired. This was so incredibly cringe. Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+20 Psyop guy believes everything is great at UBS. People upvoted because they can relate Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+20 Every time I meet an EB kid I immediately fall on my knees and cream my pants Intern in Consulting
+20 congrats on queens Analyst 2 in ER
+20 UBS - BYOM (bring your own meal), $1 to heat it up in the company microwave  Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+20 . Associate 1 in Consulting
+20 train your periph Intern in IB-M&A
+20 PWP better buck up or shut up buddy shits not sweet in the Upper Midwest. Them boys from Piper will Get after they ass on God InvestmentMonkeyBanker
+20 Why does it bother you so much? It's a 21 year old that is brand new to the industry (and the real world), and trying to understand how they can perform better. overandout
+20 Interested! I'm male but you girls will get over it Intern in IB - Cov
+20 MD at a BB top coverage group here. This post really showed me how much of a go-getter you are. Wanna start tomorrow? aerotyne_international
+20 Prospect in IB-M&A
+20 Stifel back office Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+20 Commenting on your comment to be clear... VP in IB-M&A
+20 Spot on. The Americas IB numbers are straight up embarrassing at this point. Intern in IB - Gen
+20 Look I’m happy to give thoughts but there is a base level of effort I’d expect you to put in first. These funds aren’t really “smaller,” are located all over the place, and have wildly different strategies. flipcup
+19 Thanks to Trump. UBS hates this and is just trying to avoid the $100k fee. And i’m sure theyll try to find loopholes. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 Senior VP in RE - OtherWhy isn’t she involved in the family business? IsItREPE
+19 There’s a midlevel in one of the coverage groups who made multiple death threats to analysts  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 It’s technically not Union Bank of Switzerland anymore UBS literally stands for nothing! Intern in IB - Gen
+19 DO NOT REDEEM THE DCF! Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+19 Yeah you don't need to include the statistical analysis component, for L/S that's not what you're going to be focusing on to make a call in most seats unless you're quant heavy. PrivateTechquity 🚀🚀🚀
+19 Congrats on UBS Proud_Monkey
+19 The blatant racism is unbelievable. Trump really opened the gate to a bunch of retards. Analyst 2 in HF - Event
+19 I think the measure of a person is not what they have achieved, but how much rejection and failure they can take, and keep moving forward. Keep your head up, and don’t quit. roastedplantains
+19 Hi I’m the intern. Your takes are straight cap since I was bussin updates and deadlines while you were busy being a chopped unc. My work is sigma not sloppy and I juggle staffings no problem. Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Wrote you some deep thoughts but this damn app crashed on me. Lesson learned. Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 I always think these things don’t matter once you’re on the desk but then people like you exist on wso, lol Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Holy shit, they can actually unionize  Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+19 The only value in UBS is the wealth management franchise, it's effectively a WM with an IB bolted on to it that was initially supposedly serve it's HNWI clients, which sounded like a good idea for about 5 minutes. Analyst 2 in PE - Other
+19 Dude that mf was overweight too. JPM is nasty for hiring her.  That video is gonna follow her for the rest of her life.  Analyst 3+ in IB - Gen
+19 Comment to avoid bot CovenantLite
+19 Anything to get a raise 😂 burner18363737728
+19 I wouldn't even mind a Republican being President. Both established political parties are completely insane, especially when it comes to their Foreign Policy. Sharky286
+19 It’s a protected Saturday, get back to work. The fake internal memo isn’t going to write itself!   Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 Maybe we should put you 1st on the list of most shit-talking VPs 🤣 Hags28
+19 JEC is how we got fake guidelines that no one follows. Go Team! Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 Centerview girl got 7 figure settlement for 3 months on the desk. Maybe people with legitimate grievances should push back. Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Happy to share some insights. FutureCEO3
+19 Another woman hater here ^  Anonymous Monkey
+19 Saying this while Asians are carrying what is literally the whole of the Tech industry on their backs is crazy cmon now Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 MOE should be bottom in its own tier Intern in IB-M&A
+19 This is Mamdanis NYC. At 2 am, if an MD doesn’t like the size of the logos on a logo splash page then either: A.) they can fix it themselves, or  B.) they can go fuck themselves Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 Lol please quote us in freedom dollars brother. You shouldn’t have taxed us so much if u wanted us to use ur retarded currency. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+19 Article on how to form a union: Link  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+19 I am sorry, but You will eat the bugs, own nothing, and pay more tax.You will fund the couple who never worked, their benefits hoard, and their flat next door.You will be told this is fairness. Prospect in IB - Gen
+19 Missing WF Anchorage teller position   Analyst 1 in IB - CB
+19 You make valid points but... don't flatter yourselves.  To the aggregate masses, Private Equity is way too small, incomprehensible, and impersonal to be the real Boogeyman. Nouveau Richie
+19 Short answer: barriers to entry were removed and the audience expanded dramatically, which naturally dilutes the quality over time. This is not unique to WSO. Hugh Myron
+19 second this... as someone who didn't come from that elitist background that you described, I feel like I belong in my seat and deserve it way more than the kid who went to hotchkiss or collegiate Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+19 moderateinvestor
+19 antenna.strand5b Managing Director in IB-M&A
+19 Read through that thread and solid thread. Do you know if the meal stipends going away? Did they make any announcement, or to be announced at a later date? Prospect in IB - Cov
+19 You spoke to “several analysts” and concluded every single UBS post is misinformation because it doesn’t match your narrative sample size of (likely) zero? That’s a bold research strategy Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 asdf1248This sounds like like a general health issue more so than something to do with the job. Issues set in at like… week 3 of 3-4 hours of sleep a night Associate 3 in CorpDev
+19 To be clear, the problem in those groups is not only because of H1Bs - it’s because presence of H1Bs remove the only mechanism that would normally force the bank to fix it: market pressure from workers who Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+19 Pretty callous take man. Regardless of legal arguments, those lads did something really nasty and shouldn’t be let off the hook. Can’t really consent when you’re force-fed k also  rocinante555
+19 UBS is #19! Yes! We beat Gugg and PWP! MonkLookingForKeyToIB
+19 Nice seeing UBS next to JPM, think your boy is cooked Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+19 do you go outside much Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+19 If you want to break into IB in London as a German/French/Italian Guy, the only chance you have to land interviews is to accumulate internships in continental Europe like crazy. Prospect in IB-M&A
+19 Not at either firm but could speak from my own experience and 20+ years on Wall Street.  Managing Director in IB-M&A
+19 everything youre describing is exactly why i dont have a real job.... working REALLY sucks hf job sucks too but it sucks marginally less than a real job Research Analyst in HF - Other
+19 Your boss just posted here too lol Prospect in HF - Other
+19 Handing out free superdays to anyone that can beat my evo skeleton barrel + clone cycle deck Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
+19 1099 engagement..? What’s the bonus a voucher to Aldean’s? KageSelly
+19 Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+19 she wants u bro follow her home Intern in IB - Cov
+19 Cuz I’m interning there Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Banks hire internationals because 1) they are  cheaper (exempt from social security and Medicare taxes) and 2) they can’t say no to anything.  weezyfbaby
+19 Yes, when I think of humane labor practices, I think of the south! VP in PE - LBOs
+19 Does your mom work at JPM in Lev Fin as an executive director? johnnypython
+19 You remind me of me almost 20 years ago.  When I was age 24 - 32 year old, my dad had a stroke then vascular dementia, and eventually died after 8 years. odog @digitalimmortality.com
+19 It’s not like you can shitpost about the deals they are on Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+19 one helpful trait to develop early on is the ability to stay emotionally detached from certain critical outcomes out of your control and not come across as if you have a chip on your shoulder... Investment Analyst in HF - Event
+19 You’re probably just weird Intern in IB - Gen
+19 Genuinely have to stop worrying about which bucket you’re in - it will just drive you insane faster. liquidiot
+19 full name as your user is wicked Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+18 Goddamn you’re one miserable bastard StrategyChimp
+18 what is in the air in stanford that none of its undergrads are normal people Prospect in Consulting
+18 is your mom single? Intern in IB-M&A
+18 generating alpha48291 Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+18 Zero substance in this comment - love it when people call her dumb without any substance  ChompCHOMPS 39819
+18 I hear you, the highs are high but tbh the grass truly is greener here. Also, it’s very group, and even individual, specific. VP in PE - LBOs
+18 If it went to trial, Centerview would 1) lose the trial 2) take a black eye to their reputation as a firm  Consultant in RE - Comm
+18 I used to work at an institutional investment manager in the Bay Area. We stopped re-upping with them after Fund XI. My understanding was there were concerns with leadership. Director in RE - Comm
+18 They are trying to get a job, what do you want them to do? You didn't network when you were interviewing? Associate 1 in IB - Cov