Highest Ranked Comments In The Last Year

+398 Found the analyst Prospect in IB - Cov
+291 He asked meal stipend not bonus nooneinparticular
+223 Been a sinking ship ever since they rejected my SA application  Intern in IB - Gen
+166 congrats on indian Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+152 Yeah I guarantee nothing happens to NYC Jews or the "finance community" as a result of this. CRE
+146 Im the VP who posted. 1) Never commented on whether the number is good or bad, just posted the number, other people opined. So you're talking out of your fucking ass. VP in IB - Gen
+142 Gettin no girls huh  UCTreeHugger
+135 i have allergies in the spring and i’ve been fine. don’t listen to this guy Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+127 i fucking love this site man anonf0fty
+125 This is what no sex does to a man tedwards128
+111 Wells Fargo Charlotte is paradise. You get paid stupid money relative to the COL, so you can actually afford a huge crib and a boat. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+104 How about you get some motion before dating. BuySideIntern
+97 go outside pls _-
+97 just put the deck in the bag big bro Intern in CB
+97 Western Investment Club members on suicide watch rn Prospect in CorpFin
+97 Shut up goy. It is an honor to take an Israeli's work every Friday. We must all strive to sacrifice for Israel Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+96 Hit her with: 😂 Consultant in Acct - Other
+95 JimmyJon88 Associate 3 in IB - Gen
+93 Am a male btw yes16688
+93 My hope had always been that by the time AI became capable of fully replacing junior and mid-level bankers, I would have made it to ED or MD, where the focus is more relationship-driven, but now I realize GS under Blankfein
+87 Make a copy and study it enough to put on your own resume as deal experience. Intern in IB-M&A
+86 Reply all to the chain and say “Not sure I’m needed here - Thx.” KageSelly
+85 Not sure what is more insane really: the fact that kids were not only raped but murdered and no one has been arrested, the fact that Trump’s name appears more in the Epstein files than Jesus’ name appears in the Bible, the CRE
+81 bro respectfully u work in consulting 😹😹😹 babaganoosh342
+80 I bet if Buffett was 20 today, he would be spending time making the same lists. bravo! Research Associate in AM - FI
+79 800k at 24… bro just ask your parents for more money Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+77 you average white straight men think everyone is out to get you, when the entire bank looks like you simplifiedclap
+73 I know this is a stretch but would you consider a current IB Associate 2 applicant for this role? Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+73 See, this fucking post is exactly why nobody takes women seriously Associate 1 in PE - Other
+72 My heart goes out to him … poor guy forcibly got his sucked God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers Associate 1 in PE - Growth
+72 At an EB (EVR, CVP, etc.), not sure how bad the hours are considering i had a seizure and cant remember anything Intern in IB-M&A
+72 haha loser Prospect in IB - Cov
+70 Analyst 2 in IB - Covwhat’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to an analyst?  idont even know their names Jaded Rainmaker
+69 Ur buddy’s uncle sounds like a retard Associate 2 in IB-M&A
+68 Anonymous Monkey: Full-times, can you chime in? Yeah I’m a full time so I can shed some light here…. Get fucked pussy Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+67 All that just to flex your $2m carry payout. crazylifechoices
+66 Anonymous Monkey: any insight into exits?  Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+66 E) smash and then ghost  GS under Blankfein
+65 Thanks for checking in ur good bro Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+64 she getting her walls destroyed at Sig Chi this weekend bro just work shit out w your current lady. grass aint always greener bucko Intern in IB - Cov
+64 Public equities/quant don't involve control of the company. We get in and out to make whatever our investment thesis was and, setting aside the handful of activist funds, we never have a seat at the table. Quant in HF - Other
+63 I fuck with this kid. Complete disdain and contempt for those around him and stops at nothing to contribute to the demise of his compatriots. Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+62 So I've done this exercise for my own career / am a lateral from one of these places and the short answer is "probably none." The consensus career-earnings maximizing path is to seek out leanly staffed midlevels at rocket- flipcup
+62 bro footnoted his own comment SomeCaliberTalent
+62 Broadly agree with your take. Nothing too surprising, you just realized that the Wizard of Oz is actually just some MD tweaking a debt schedule. Director in IB - Restr
+62 Hey man, I read your post and it resonated with me. I want to share something I think you need to hear from someone - you're being way too hard on yourself, and you're not cooked. 和平
+61 Probably Ozymandia—he became an expert in four-unit, rent-stabilized Bushwick brownstones, which has given him the time to focus on this site and promote his fetish for socialism  Principal in RE - Other
+60 Fairly standard for the industry - at my shop, if we leave our desk to take a dump, we need to provide a relevant Teams status ("ghost poop / no wiping required, back in 5min" vs. "messy multi-wipe, need 20min"). Associate 3 in PE - LBOs
+60 I’m sure it felt good to type this and post it…. VP in PE - LBOs
+59 Not average white man. Every high performing man hates DEI. These high performing men 90% of the time happen to be white / Asian / Brown. DEI and its supporters can rot in h*ll. Free loaders!  Senior VP in IB-M&A
+58 Let the VP work on it while you are tied up with the books VP in IB - Cov
+58 We get it bro. You probably grinded to get into "H," and, probably five minutes after your admittance, you went online searching for "H" merch (see what I did there). Prospect in IB - Gen
+58 Given that she is an associate at BofA, she could probably use the extra money. meatrocket
+58 Purely for girls ngl, short and long term samspink
+57 Prestige is a social mechanism that signals those that can be trusted in a society to fill high responsibility roles and were filtered to fill those roles. Lawyers fit this. Doctors fit this. Politicians fit this. GS under Blankfein
+57 Watch your mouth kid Anonymous Monkey
+56 This country used to be great. Now a 3 martini brunch gets you reported to HR. Philly Special
+56 Intern in IB - Gen
+55 Well, that's what happens when you make the process so heavily favored towards those who spend most of their free time on linkedin or technical work. usernameladiesman217
+55 I was testing you to see if you knew  Prospect in IB - Cov
+55 White and Asian male juniors do most of the work and get treated like shit  Associate 1 in IB - Cov
+54 U guys not sayng the bank are genuinely retarded Prospect in IB-M&A
+54 You fucking dumbass Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+54 I am both racist and an incel Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+53 Is it a payslip for ants Associate 1 in PE - Other
+53 Everyone at the knicks bars while EVR kids are grinding on day 3 of training 🥀 Intern in IB - Gen
+53 congrats on micropenis VP in IB - Restr
+53 I don’t actually think nepotism is inherently bad. CapTableTriage
+52 God do you incels ever shutup? I’m not a fan of DEI either but holy shit it’s a new post every week about this  Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+52 Found her war dog
+52 no life but accurate Prospect in IB-M&A
+52 you're below my gpa cutoff sorry Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+52 very ignorants and prideful comment. we have no idea what level of stress caused that reaction or the age it occurred. [email protected]
+51 No AI, but I think there's just a general consensus that recruiting has gotten exponentially more difficult in the past few years - at this point the only tangible advice we've gotten (from alumni) is to just keep sending Prospect in IB-M&A
+51 This sounds like like a general health issue more so than something to do with the job. Issues set in at like… week 3 of 3-4 hours of sleep a night asdf1248
+51 Christmas Day and bro is looking at JPM's commercial banking class Research Analyst in ER
+51 The part where the dude said "we're not lawyers, we're investment bankers and we saw you coming a mile away 🥶" was probably the most accurate part I say it to my wife's divorce lawyer every time. Gold-ManSacks
+50 Can't have deal toys if the bank never closes a deal. Non-issue. Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
+50 pretty different to my girlfriend and wife - the two dont know abt each other Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+49 Congrats on Barclays Intern in IB - Gen
+49 Intern in IB-M&A
+48 That sign off was so tough bro. Chills. Summer Associate in HF - Event
+48 Dollars still green nerd Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+48 Alright I’m going to give a quick history lesson / fun fact because a lot of people don’t realize how close knit biotech banking is. The_Biotech_Banking_Expert
+48 Reply  with a “pls fix” tryyuav
+48 Imagine this: You’ve just closed a $25M EV sell-side deal for an eastern Tennessee waste management company. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+47 I wouldn’t be complaining on here if she was Intern in IB - Gen
+47 I think you’ll make a great father lesbiangirlscout marketsigma
+47 We tend to be a lot more qualified than American candidates. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+46 Sorry man, I only know the best for back office, good luck with the search! Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+46 Mods this guy has sex ban him Analyst 1 in IB - Restr
+45 Couldn't disagree more, place is filled with insufferable bots  VP in IB - Gen
+45 fellas, is it gay to date women? Intern in Consulting
+45 The retardation of this administration knows no limits 8'Banana_Stacker'2
+45 Bro is the associate BallStateUni
+45 That stifel rejection must be stinging Intern in S&T - FI
+45 Congrats to all the Piper analysts who can finally tell their Evercore peers that they work at an EB now as well Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+44 stanford prison experiment only dreamed of seeing this level of power derangement from faux social roles. "should my intern get a return" brother you are a first year analyst, you format appendix slides, smile and nod Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
+44 GS under Blankfein FailedInFinance
+44 Consolidating the figures reported in this thread and via DMs through August 9, 2026. Will update this comment as more figures are reported. ──────────────────────────── The_Paymaster