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Just got back from a quick lunch break, first one i've had in 6 months not at the desk. I'm a 25yro quant trader/geek at a well known hedge fund in NYC and I pull in around $250k-$500k, all in, depending on the year. I was just at a bar downtown and this well known 23yro actress came in (not going to say who). Not knowing she was THE actress, I told her she looked like a gorgeous famous actress when she and her friend sat near me. (HINT: She was in a popular spy tv series) I know I know, you think i'm fucking crazy.

For about 15 mins she never revealed who she REALLY was and we just talked for a bit. I was in a pretty nice suit and she asked me where I worked and if I was one of those "tech start up boys, rags-to-riches" type thing before telling me she worked in "entertainment". I said no, I worked in finance.

So anyways, still not knowing who she really was, I asked for her number. She gave it to me. Didn't want to be bullshitted, I called her right then to make sure it was legit and so she had my number as well. Then I got up to leave... and some nearby NYU college kids started hounding her like asking her for an autograph and shit. She turns to me and smiles then looks away and im walking out the door like HOLY SHIT.

SO.....tell me right now that was all some upcoming reality show where actresses try to land dates with normal people. but what the fuck was that? would a famous actress really consider some up-and-coming finance asshole like us?

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  • In reply to Edmundo Braverman
    AndyLouis's picture

    Edmundo Braverman:
    AndyLouis:
    Edmundo Braverman:
    AndyLouis:
    Edmundo Braverman:
    Closest I ever got was banging an extra on Titanic.

    my opinion of you just went down, shouldnt have admitted that

    I'm just talking about actresses. You wanna talk famous lays? I spent a pretty hot weekend with Leona Helmsley when she got out of the can in '94. Did her at a Motel 6 just to show her who was boss.

    this lady? http://www.judiciaryreport.com/going_to_the_dogs.htm

    yeah you the boss

    Yeah, she didn't look as hot as she does in those photos when I did her, but still...

    here's her in the can, pre-eddie, double ms for you
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leona_Helmsley

  • swagon's picture

    BEYONCE OR BUST BRO

  • solb22's picture

    Ok OP. I'm going to bite.

    I decided I'm not going to post why or how I know what to do..or specifically what you should do (you can PM me for that). But remember this. First-most famous people do not date other famous people-contrary to belief (but they DO date important/powerful people-and that definition can change depending on the person). Second-most famous people have friends who are not famous but again are important/powerful.

    PM and I'll give you some background stories and what you should do here specifically-but you can pull this off in any numbers of ways if you remember that she (at the moment) assumes you are just as fun/rich/popular as her other guy finance/tech start up friends (yes she has friends like this already).

    Last note-if she hasn't given you her full name (or it is different from her stage name)-never acknowledge you know who she is until a full night out at the least! And when you do find out-shrug it off like "I knew you looked familiar-too bad I don't watch spy shows." She will feel more comfortable hanging out with you as a person and not as a famous actress.

    Good luck bud

  • BlackHat's picture

    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building. Ended up getting her number and going out for a drink a few times. I think "famous people" like having a normal connection to people but it became pretty clear there was no chance of anything happening, especially when she moved out of the city not too long ago. I think in a way though people in entertainment and whatever are drawn to Wall Street guys so it's definitely not impossible. I also didn't know who she was until a buddy of mine told me when he saw me with her. Go for it man.

    I hate victims who respect their executioners

  • In reply to solb22
    swagon's picture

    solb22:
    Ok OP. I'm going to bite.

    good advice, but will SHE bite? that's the question...

  • In reply to BlackHat
    swagon's picture

    BlackHat:
    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building.

    funny celeb hookup story of my own - I googled "anna kournikova" and her pictures gave me a boner

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  • In reply to swagon
    Mike98989's picture

    swagon:
    BlackHat:
    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building.

    funny celeb hookup story of my own - I googled "anna kournikova" and her pictures gave me a boner

    This. SB.

  • In reply to swagon
    Proposition Joe's picture

    swagon:
    BlackHat:
    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building.

    funny celeb hookup story of my own - I googled "anna kournikova" and her pictures gave me a boner

    Seriously considering buying some credits to SB for that one.

    I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe

  • In reply to swagon
    JeffSkilling's picture

    swagon:
    BlackHat:
    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building.

    funny celeb hookup story of my own - I googled "anna kournikova" and her pictures gave me a boner

    SB'd

  • In reply to BlackHat
    Nouveau Richie's picture

    BlackHat:
    Funny story of my own - I lived relatively close to a well-known actress and happened to see her every once in awhile leaving my building. Ended up getting her number and going out for a drink a few times. I think "famous people" like having a normal connection to people but it became pretty clear there was no chance of anything happening, especially when she moved out of the city not too long ago. I think in a way though people in entertainment and whatever are drawn to Wall Street guys so it's definitely not impossible. I also didn't know who she was until a buddy of mine told me when he saw me with her. Go for it man.

    Dammit BH, as if we (the WSO-chat community) didn't already have reason enough to believe you're secretly (on your way to becoming) The Most Interesting Man in the World! Kudos.

  • In reply to Boreed
    Johnny Ringo's picture

    Boreed:
    Upskirt snapshot or it didn't happen.

    LOL SB +1

    Eventus stultorum magister.

  • Tommy Too-toned's picture

    i got trolleyed by D-Wade and LeBron in Miami one time....and I'm a dude.

    Just proves to everyone that celebs go for normal guys

  • In reply to Tommy Too-toned
    Nouveau Richie's picture

    Tommy Too-toned:
    i got trolleyed by D-Wade and LeBron in Miami one time....and I'm a dude.

    Just proves to everyone that celebs go for normal guys

    Don't let LeBron go down on you unless you're into choking.

  • FinancialNoviceII's picture

    Good stuff Swagon and Nouveau.

    Two questions:

    1) Spy series ended - as in finished its run for the season or completely ended? (Only series I can think of is Alias & Chuck thats completely ended)

    2) Who did you say she looked like?

  • SECfinance's picture

    This guy is a 25 year old quant who makes 250-500K?

  • Cookies With Milken's picture

    Nah it's just that smokeshow is too vague, generic and impersonal. I prefer a more personal and direct approach like:

    1. I mean... I'd probably still hit it.
    2. I'd hit it
    3. She'd get it
    4. dat ass
    5. KRUSSSHHH ITTT

  • melvvvar's picture

    melvvvar gets sloppy seconds or it didn't happen

  • In reply to Cookies With Milken
    Febreeze's picture

    Cookies With Milken:
    Nah it's just that smokeshow is too vague, generic and impersonal. I prefer a more personal and direct approach like:

    1. I mean... I'd probably still hit it.
    2. I'd hit it
    3. She'd get it
    4. dat ass
    5. KRUSSSHHH ITTT

    10. I'd rape her

  • In reply to melvvvar
    swagon's picture

    melvvvar:
    Newspeak:
    Jennifer Garner? Alias?

    no you big dummie jennifer garner is 52 years old


    so what? the lemon party dudes were even older but they managed to find love

  • Toronto's picture

    Bro ask her out to dinner. And being friend zoned by a celeb is never a bad thing lol

  • In reply to GoodBread
    ZHeyd7's picture

    GoodBread:
    In before cool story bro.

    This.

    Also, if true story, quit posting on here and try to call her like a boss.

  • In reply to SECfinance
    Virginia Tech 4ever's picture

    SECfinance:
    This guy is a 25 year old quant who makes 250-500K?

    Haha, yeah, "depending on the year." That's a big range for about 3 years of work. Anyway, not material to the story. :)

  • heister's picture

    Iz gots Cohens #, what now.

    Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

    Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

  • Bondarb's picture

    Anybody can sleep with/date anybody so of course its possible. Back in the day I think Tara Reid was going out with a dude from bear Stearns...and this was back in the early 200s before she lost her looks and became a joke. In some ways her career mirrors bear stearns now that i think about it...but anyway not to get off topic... My only decent celebrity story is that i once got very drunk with Kirsten Dunst and a few of her friends at Gemma the restaurant in the bowery hotel....this was in her pre-rehab days and she was really fukked up and looked horrible. More like a burn-out hippie-type girl then what she looks like in the movies.

  • luccabananas's picture

    This is why you don't call back on the same night. Don't be this guy.

  • Febreeze's picture
  • melvvvar's picture

    you amateurs. if the chick is willing to bang you it doesn't matter if you wait 3 hrs, 3 days or 3 fortnights to call back.

    OP, go split this cockholster in half and make some good use out of your god-given sex rod.

  • wannabeaballer's picture

    I'm surprised you didn't recognize Angela Lansbury until she left the bar. Did her phone number have a street address in it and require the help of an operator to function properly?

  • In reply to melvvvar
    Johnny Ringo's picture

    melvvvar:
    Newspeak:
    Jennifer Garner? Alias?

    no you big dummie jennifer garner is 52 years old

    i'd still tear dat asss up

    Eventus stultorum magister.

  • In reply to melvvvar
    Johnny Ringo's picture

    melvvvar:
    Newspeak:
    Jennifer Garner? Alias?

    no you big dummie jennifer garner is 52 years old

    i'd still tear dat asss up

    Eventus stultorum magister.

  • In reply to cooldurg
    adapt or die's picture

    cooldurg:
    Why'd you throw your comp in there?

    HAHAHA... he was just adding a data point for all the college kids to go crazy over

  • pawsoffmymoney's picture

    I'm betting my job on that it was Fonseca. he said she was 23. fonseca is 24. close enough. one of them is lying about the age for anonymity.

  • Proposition Joe's picture

    It wasn't Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice was it?

    I'm like one of them marriage counselors. Charge by the hour to tell some fool he needa bring some flowers home. Then charge another hour telling the bitch she oughta suck some cock every little once in a while. Keep a marriage strong like that. -Prop Joe

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