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Apr 29, 2014

Lost it at "I work in PWM".

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Apr 30, 2014

Same, that was a great line - he really drew it out too, like he was speaking with a toddler.

Apr 29, 2014

great mind think alike: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/local-attrac...

I also enjoyed it :-)

Apr 29, 2014

I fucking love this dude haha.

Apr 29, 2014

@"WallStreetOasis.com" Sorry bro! I did a quick check for a duplicate post and didn't find anything.

Apr 30, 2014
Edmundo Braverman:

@WallStreetOasis.com Sorry bro! I did a quick check for a duplicate post and didn't find anything.

C'mon I beat both of you guys to it! http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/goldman-sach...

"My dear, descended from the apes! Let us hope it is not true, but if it is, let us pray that it will not become generally known."

Apr 29, 2014

This is great.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."

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Apr 29, 2014

Which one of you candy-assed Goldman PWM jerkoffs is throwing monkey shit?

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Apr 29, 2014

Can't watch it at work, but I trust the integrity of your post.

Apr 29, 2014

This made my day. That guy is a great example of a tool.

"I mean, is it a lot of sexual stuff?"

Apr 29, 2014

Loved how he called it Timber the whole time.

May 1, 2014

What was funny or great about that? They only called it Timber due to legal reasons stated in the beginning of the video. Or am I missing something?

Once I did bad and that I heard ever. Twice I did good and that I heard never.

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Apr 29, 2014

PWM...See this is the result of choosing GS PWM over JPM IBD...

I think- therefore I fuck

Apr 29, 2014

Painfully awkward, love the "Fi-Nance" drop. Fitting.

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Apr 29, 2014

Yeah, that was probably the first time I laughed out loud. FIH-NANCE.

Apr 30, 2014

Gotta respect how many classic banker bro-isms they cover in a twenty minute video. Also funny to hear Trent come close to saying "Tinder" before catching himself. Love the self-referential joke.

Apr 29, 2014

i went to high school with this chick...god she was hot

Apr 29, 2014
gmt2108:

i went to high school with this chick...god she was hot

She's cute.

Apr 29, 2014

Was waiting for him to whip out a business card, "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."

"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."

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Apr 30, 2014

no need for american psycho references...unoriginal and crappy

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

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Apr 30, 2014

WOW, this was so well done! Jesus H. Christ, I know like 20 of this guy.

Edit: There's also an episode 2. Not finance based, but fellow urban-dwellers can definitely still identify. Good stuff.

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Apr 29, 2014

Who is cuter, the girl in the first video or the second?

I would say #2 hands down.

Apr 30, 2014

I, too, am blind in both eyes.

May 4, 2014

Agreed #2 very much my type

May 9, 2014

I loved the second part, thanks for sharing.

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Apr 30, 2014

I have a friend exactly like this guy. Been single his entire life. Now I know why!

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Apr 30, 2014

I'm a little confused about the title of this thread. She wasn't even a banker (or hilarious).

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Apr 30, 2014
DickFuld:

I'm a little confused about the title of this thread. She wasn't even a banker (or hilarious).

I see what you did there. :)

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May 4, 2014

Apologies, fat finger phone moment monkey shit.

Hilarious.

Apr 30, 2014

Awesome. lol'd at the Chelsea Clinton line "She keeps it surprisingly tight, tighter than you'd think"

Apr 30, 2014

I lost it at $2mm minimum

Apr 30, 2014

@"Edmundo Braverman" Damnit I had a feeling you'd see this and post it. My thread never got any views so I'm glad you did. Funny as shit, laughed a few times out loud which is saying a lot. "I work in fiNANCE"

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Apr 30, 2014

Oh my god. This is so accurate.

Apr 30, 2014

That steak ain't rare at all.

May 1, 2014

Holy shit, I started crying in laughter around the time he said, "Do you grow your own weed, too?" LOL!!!! I'm completely heterosexual but I'm completely in love with this guy's character!!

May 1, 2014

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May 1, 2014

Started laughing at the "I was in her line of sight for like 45 mins". What a douche, but we all know one of these. Hilarious! Tonight I'm going to order a tini and tell people that I work in FiNance... see what happens.

May 1, 2014

Oh, you don't drink 'tinis?

Hilarious.

Apr 29, 2014

I had to watch it again, hilarious.

May 1, 2014

Wow, I'd love to watch a while series of these.

So it's official that "fih-NANCE" is douchy, right? Ill trust you guys on that. Our CFO (former banker) says it that way and I think of LSO every time he does it.

May 1, 2014

All of my finance professors in school pronounced it the douche way of fih-nance. I could never bring myself to pronounce it that way, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's technically the "correct way"--at the very least I think it's a pseudo-British pronunciation.

May 10, 2014

Never heard any (fellow) Brits say fih-nance, only ever on some American content. It's finance all the way.

Offshore liffe

Apr 29, 2014

Yeah, all of my professors pronounced it like that also. You can speed it up Fi-NANCE and it sounds less douchy and airy. I suppose when you get a PhD in the subject you want it to sound a little more high brow.

May 1, 2014

I think (and I may be completely wrong) that the academic discipline is fi-nance, while the profession/industry is finance.

May 1, 2014

lol my brother actually chills with this guy

May 1, 2014

Holy cow. Just watched the second video. The girl looks 90% like my girlfriend. I'm definitely going to show her this video.

May 1, 2014

Classic bar across the street from your house move.

May 1, 2014

I think I saw this guy at the last WSO meetup

May 1, 2014

Seems to me like the chick blew it (*or didn't*), not the banker.

May 2, 2014

You would know. You blow everything (everyone).

May 2, 2014

This is one of the best things I've ever seen. +1 SB

May 2, 2014

I'm going to be late to work because I couldn't stop watching this.

May 2, 2014

Uncle Eddie just made my weekend

May 2, 2014

I love how the banker doesnt know he is being made fun of. Very funny overall video

May 2, 2014

haha

May 3, 2014

Excellent!

"The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer."

May 3, 2014

this is old news

May 4, 2014

I don't understand what's so funny, he was the perfect gentleman.

She was sooo lucky to have spent time with a guy who's so down to earth and humble. Very common for us fi-nance types....

I think she's quite rude. A guy pays for dinner, he deserves something.... at the very least just the tip

May 5, 2014

This was hilarious, thank you for posting.

May 6, 2014

I actually met a GS PWM guy that acted just like this guy and two others who were actually down to earth ppl.
Funny.

May 7, 2014

This may be obvious but this is not real, right? (feel dumb even asking but on the off chance....)

May 24, 2014

I was thinking the same thing

May 7, 2014
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Gie Hannesson

May 9, 2014
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"A modest man, with much to be modest about"

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