Hilarious Banker Blows Tinder Date
I just watched this and died laughing, so I thought I'd take a quick break from my vacation and share it with you guys. This guy is the PERFECT banker tool. And good news: it's about to become a series. Enjoy:
I just watched this and died laughing, so I thought I'd take a quick break from my vacation and share it with you guys. This guy is the PERFECT banker tool. And good news: it's about to become a series. Enjoy:
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Lost it at "I work in PWM".
Same, that was a great line - he really drew it out too, like he was speaking with a toddler.
great mind think alike: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/local-attraction-pilot-thought-yo…
I also enjoyed it :-)
I fucking love this dude haha.
@"WallStreetOasis.com" Sorry bro! I did a quick check for a duplicate post and didn't find anything.
C'mon I beat both of you guys to it! http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/goldman-sachs-meets-tinder
This is great.
Which one of you candy-assed Goldman PWM jerkoffs is throwing monkey shit?
Can't watch it at work, but I trust the integrity of your post.
This made my day. That guy is a great example of a tool.
"I mean, is it a lot of sexual stuff?"
Loved how he called it Timber the whole time.
What was funny or great about that? They only called it Timber due to legal reasons stated in the beginning of the video. Or am I missing something?
PWM...See this is the result of choosing GS PWM over JPM IBD...
Painfully awkward, love the "Fi-Nance" drop. Fitting.
Yeah, that was probably the first time I laughed out loud. FIH-NANCE.
Gotta respect how many classic banker bro-isms they cover in a twenty minute video. Also funny to hear Trent come close to saying "Tinder" before catching himself. Love the self-referential joke.
i went to high school with this chick...god she was hot
She's cute.
Was waiting for him to whip out a business card, "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."
no need for american psycho references...unoriginal and crappy
WOW, this was so well done! Jesus H. Christ, I know like 20 of this guy.
Edit: There's also an episode 2. Not finance based, but fellow urban-dwellers can definitely still identify. Good stuff.
//www.youtube.com/embed/MSSQJ3dPPCQ
Who is cuter, the girl in the first video or the second?
I would say #2 hands down.
I, too, am blind in both eyes.
Agreed #2 very much my type
I loved the second part, thanks for sharing.
I have a friend exactly like this guy. Been single his entire life. Now I know why!
I'm a little confused about the title of this thread. She wasn't even a banker (or hilarious).
I see what you did there. :)
Apologies, fat finger phone moment monkey shit.
Hilarious.
Awesome. lol'd at the Chelsea Clinton line "She keeps it surprisingly tight, tighter than you'd think"
I lost it at $2mm minimum
@"Edmundo Braverman" Damnit I had a feeling you'd see this and post it. My thread never got any views so I'm glad you did. Funny as shit, laughed a few times out loud which is saying a lot. "I work in fiNANCE"
Oh my god. This is so accurate.
That steak ain't rare at all.
Holy shit, I started crying in laughter around the time he said, "Do you grow your own weed, too?" LOL!!!! I'm completely heterosexual but I'm completely in love with this guy's character!!
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Started laughing at the "I was in her line of sight for like 45 mins". What a douche, but we all know one of these. Hilarious! Tonight I'm going to order a tini and tell people that I work in FiNance... see what happens.
Oh, you don't drink 'tinis?
Hilarious.
I had to watch it again, hilarious.
Wow, I'd love to watch a while series of these.
So it's official that "fih-NANCE" is douchy, right? Ill trust you guys on that. Our CFO (former banker) says it that way and I think of LSO every time he does it.
All of my finance professors in school pronounced it the douche way of fih-nance. I could never bring myself to pronounce it that way, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's technically the "correct way"--at the very least I think it's a pseudo-British pronunciation.
Never heard any (fellow) Brits say fih-nance, only ever on some American content. It's finance all the way.
Yeah, all of my professors pronounced it like that also. You can speed it up Fi-NANCE and it sounds less douchy and airy. I suppose when you get a PhD in the subject you want it to sound a little more high brow.
I think (and I may be completely wrong) that the academic discipline is fi-nance, while the profession/industry is finance.
lol my brother actually chills with this guy
Holy cow. Just watched the second video. The girl looks 90% like my girlfriend. I'm definitely going to show her this video.
Classic bar across the street from your house move.
I think I saw this guy at the last WSO meetup
Seems to me like the chick blew it (or didn't), not the banker.
You would know. You blow everything (everyone).
This is one of the best things I've ever seen. +1 SB
I'm going to be late to work because I couldn't stop watching this.
Uncle Eddie just made my weekend
I love how the banker doesnt know he is being made fun of. Very funny overall video
haha
Excellent!
this is old news
I don't understand what's so funny, he was the perfect gentleman.
She was sooo lucky to have spent time with a guy who's so down to earth and humble. Very common for us fi-nance types....
I think she's quite rude. A guy pays for dinner, he deserves something.... at the very least just the tip
This was hilarious, thank you for posting.
I actually met a GS PWM guy that acted just like this guy and two others who were actually down to earth ppl. Funny.
This may be obvious but this is not real, right? (feel dumb even asking but on the off chance....)
I was thinking the same thing
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