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Dumb blonde, "Is that shirt from England?"

Harvadians look, an opportunity to observe an Eli female in her natural habitat

"humblebrag^4"

Hey babe, let me be your white knight for the night

we have a combined IQ of 650, with 4 phds and 3 masters split between us 4, how hard can it be to talk to a lady?

"So there was a truck outside of Boston College selling knock off Harvard merchandise"

"Would you like to hear more about 'bulge brackets'?"

"...are you going to finish drinking that?"

"So yeah, you're giving me that look that I get when I talk to women about quant stuff."

Lynn Tilton raising money at Harvard Club.

Guys, remember what GSElevator said, "Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them..." Let's do this.

"So ... did you hear that us HBS guys have mad swagger?"

When southern women go to Harvard.

Hey girl, how would you like to ride the Harvard train?

Blonde: "Get your FT offer, and then we'll talk."

"860 BN in assets under management..." the quadruple alliance harmoniously whispers as they inch closer to the woman.

We put the bulge in bulge bracket.

How far do you think we need to "Lean In" in order for Sandberg to notice us?

Now that's a working woman. Last in line gets a discount.

"hey blonde chick, can we buy you an "H-bomb"? it's like an irish car bomb but with more douche"

"William, either you step up to the plate and protect your blood line or we're all going to have to bang your sister."

i'm just here for SBs.

Blonde : "And which one of you gentlemen may be Brady4MVP?"

"With game theory, we all get laid!"

gentlemen, the key to attracting the right woman is to make sure that you have a wingman (and as overachievers, we must have wingMEN!). The next step - stare longingly into her eyes to send a polite message of interest

Do you wanna put the "V" in Veritas, baby?

Brady's entire worldview summarized in one picture.

Brady? That you?

Nash Equilibrium Fail

"If one of these guys tries to pay me in fucking stock tips again..."

All else equal, go with the URM.

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God, they just ooze swag. She doesn't even stand a chance

Governing dynamics, gentlemen. Governing dynamics. Adam Smith...he was wrong.

All four of them must like them apples.

Looks like even Elle Woods comes to the Queen's Head

Target acquired.

"I was just hoping you would give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian..."

Now, play your cards right tonight, and we'll show you a real "bulge bracket".

"Sorry boys, I'm already a member of the Penn'15 Club"

"She must be one of those other models we hear about..."

One of the guys: "Should've stayed in NY. Hard to stand out by dropping the H bomb here in Boston."