Name WSO's New Newsletter

Fellow Primates, 

I thought it might be fun to get the communities opinion of what we should call a new free daily newsletter that we plan to launch in the coming months. 

The idea is that it will give the readers a short snapshot of the stock/crypto/alternative investment markets and serve as a fun way to get more knowledgeable on the day to day action. 

It will include sections like "What's Ripe?", "What's Rotten?" "Data Monkey Says..." etc etc.  overall be a really fun way to stay up to date on all the major moves.

In keeping with the WSO Monkey/Banana theme, I figured we could have some fun and the community could maybe help name it....some initial ideas I had:

  1. The Peel

  2. Peel Back

3.  What's Ripe?

4.  Daily K+

5. Monkey Darts

6.  WSO Alpha (premium sub could be WSO Alpha+)

7.  Alpha Bites

  1. ???

Please vote in the comments OR please leave any suggestions you have below.



 

I like this, The Wall Street Jungle would be sick. WSJ by WSO

 

This is dope.

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Heard Through The Banana Tree

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Yknow what, I don't even like this anymore

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Wall Street Jungle, agreed with above poster it’s good name. Though might lead to copyright issues so not sure if good to go with from that point of view. May need to consult a copyright lawyer

 

Sorry. I can try to pare back all posts completely. I hope all is well. Best wishes to you and all by you

 

Interesting initiative. I agree with the other posts where good recommendations were made. I would also like to add if there will be geographical division; like European news, USA news, it would be interesting to name them after the monkey type which solely belongs to that country.

 

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