Just told my uncle I was a "sigma male"

Recently I've been making a ton of money on cryptocurrency, especially Shiba Inu, Dogecoin, Cumrocket and Titcoins. I cashed out and wanted to turn it into passive income by selling courses, so I bought a Hugo Boss suit, fake Rolex and rented a Maserati to take dozens of pictures with, then started scamming people on TikTok and Instagram by selling courses.

So my big shot banker uncle unfollowed me on Instagram, which pissed me off, I confronted him like an alpha male, he said some boomer shit about privacy or whatever, so I essentially said "fuck you, I'm a sigma male, not Dom Torretto, I don't need family".

Basically I'm scared that I ruined my relationship with him because I need him to land me an internship if this sigma course selling grindset thing doesn't work out an I have to be a cuck at Goldman.

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Your uncle sounds like a jealous little bitch.  He should be yeeted for your success. 

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
 

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family is everything

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