A present for anyone who has ever worked with spreadsheets

I probably should research iBOasis more thoroughly to check that someone has not already posted this link, but I'm too busy with important MD-type stuff and can't be bothered. (See definition of "execuhole" in attached link.)

http://www.juiceanalytics.com/weblog/?p=317

I am sure there are some other definitions you little monkeys could add to this list, no?

Happy spreadsheeting!

TED

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Seriously.

Check out theallnighter if you want to see some funny banking stuff.

I think that was geared towards true nerds who work in statistics.

 
TEDThere's a great big world out there ...
Thankfully there is, that way I can find funny stuff to read, because that link sure wasn't it.
 

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