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don't forget the add ons "Mr (last name), VP in Consumer Retail, Corporate Investment Bank, New York, New York

 

Yes, but you also have to put his/her pronouns in parentheses afterwards. For example:

"Good Morning, Mr. Crocket, CFA, He/Him/His. How may I suck you off today?"  

 

Weirdly enough I think it’s safer to just go First Name. I guess the real boomers wouldn’t mind the Mr. but just remember they’re called by their first name by 22 year olds every day, so I don’t see that there’d be any distinction to them. I can tell you like VP and below, we always have a good laugh when we get an email like that. Even funnier as a woman when you get the “Ms.” with the added kicker of ambiguous marital status.

 

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