Here's a good article written by this chick who was a "star analyst" at MS. Some harsh realities here. Also, not surprised she quit. She was a star analyst and probably not very social and not the most street smart. She gets overworked and quits. Wall Street thrives off of juicing brilliant yet stupid monkeys for all they've got and then letting them go because they don't have the client interaction skills required to bring in new business.
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I can't even comprehend how hot that girl is. The fact that she is of the same ethnicity as me is a bonus. I want this woman.
Buy her book.
You're a Parsi?
tftf
Im def buying that book... gonna go first shelf too
She as a BA from Dartmouth and an MBA from Wharton
She should have tried harder in school
nah BBA from texas masters dartmouth mba wharton
Did you guys even read the article? This girls sounds like a huge bitch. First slide - "Someone made a seriously offensive and ignorant racist joke". Apparently the most "seriously offensive and ignorant" racist joke she's heard recently is a stereotype that all Mexicans are named Jose or Mario. After her associate made the "joke", she reported him to HR with a negative performance review.
I wonder what she'd think about the things I'm sure get said behind her back at Morgan Stanley.
Other examples of the "crazy" (!) things she saw on Wall Street: 1.) An analyst pulled several all nighters, and due to stress, his doctor ordered that he stay home for a week. 2.) Everyone blamed all their errors on the copy center. 3.) "A rival analyst did little to no work, but schmoozed well and outperformed almost everyone" 4.) People spent money on models and bottles.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES - NO WAY! CRAAAAZZY!
This
Agreed, im latin and found it just a joke, whoever finds it offensive needs to grow up!.
"An Indian woman at the firm apparently was still accustomed to the bathrooms in India, so at work, she would put her feet on the toilet seat and squat over it.
Nina heard it rumored that she was fired because she used to squat on the toilet."
Hahahahaha
There are very few better reasons to fire someone than standing on the toilet.
Who the fuck figured out that this girl was pooping like that? Someone here turd hitting the water and didn't see any legs...
F*** that holier than thou shit. go start an orphanage
Some of this stuff is pretty weak.
None of this stuff qualifies as "crazy". Chick sounds boring.
One time at band camp....
this chick seriously needs to ride some cock, her estrogen levels must be over the roof seeing how she bitches like this. Shes lucky her superiors (literally) sent her to a spa. I would've sent her to clean my dishes and make me a sandwich.
She's trying to sell a book to non-banking people. A pretty boring one at that. Of course she'll over-exaggerate and sensationalize certain things. Real monkeys will know better than buy that piece of garbage, of course, but looks like it might be a hit amongst high school seniors.
Let's not forget the Alessandro "Bankster" Machi crowd from Deal Breaker as well...
I dunno about this, a lot of her stuff seems rather tame, weak and laughable at best. I saw crazier things during my SA stint but haven't written a book yet.. Hmm.. talk about exit opportunities, huh?! Maybe she couldn't get into business school or PE and figured this was the best way to make some money..
This was so anticlimatic its ridiculous. Chick isnt even hot.
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