Bankers, when do you have the time to...
take a shit? Seriously though, from what I've been hearing it's pretty rigorous. How am I going to keep bodybuilding when I SA this summer? I may have to up the test to 700mgs/week.
take a shit? Seriously though, from what I've been hearing it's pretty rigorous. How am I going to keep bodybuilding when I SA this summer? I may have to up the test to 700mgs/week.
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just bring a bowflex into the office no one gives a fuck
With all the money you will earn during your SA you can afford to eat protein bars all day. I suppose it's the only thing you can do to protect your muscles. I suppose it's not a good idea to bring in 3 tupperware boxen with rice and chicken each day, taking your time eating it while the analysts are busting their balls.
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