As we are asking whats the best hairstyle to shoes for an ib analyst. I think it is appropriate to state the type of woman we should have.
1)Sophisticated 2)Trophy girlfriend 3)Other
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I want a nice, down to earth girl who I can chill with at the end of a long week...
Don't we all. But with a slammin body, to go with that relaxed attitude.
Why not go for it all - sophisticated, trophy-like and other? You shouldn't just settle for a single nice trait.
Oh, and unless you've already got a girlfriend, you're probably not going to get one as an analyst, what with your sweet banker "lifestyle" (read: Saturday isn't much different than Tuesday in the office).
I already got one. This thread was just to add ffor the other ib threads we been having.
You certainly need both a trophy as well as someone who's sophisticated. Let me expand this thought.
You want someone who knows the difference between Monet and Manet and can articulate the themes of Jacques-Louis David's "Oath of the Horatii" while looking stunning in a conservative, yet sexy, dress at a museum fundraiser or party.
You want someone with whom you can relax on a beach (on a rare August day off) while comparing the Iguazu Falls to Victoria Falls to Niagara Falls while sporting a slim bikini that reveals a perfect body that will be heading back to your place afterwards.
You want someone who you can take to dinner at the 21 Club, can choose a great port while opining on the strengths and merits of Imperialism, who will then go back to your place to screw your brains out like a closet whore after a striptease deserving of an award.
If someone who fits the above exists, feel free to drop a line.
Nice! I'd like that with a side order of fries, a Bentley GT, a vineyard in the south of france, and extra ketchup please!
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lol, random99 is such a virgin faggot
Agree with mark klein MD
One with a nice ass, dresses well and has a lot of patience
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