Hey Guys,
Today was a brutal day, that's for sure. Let's have a few laughs. My corporate finance class is broken up into teams and we have to come up with a team name. Do you guys have any suggestions for a funny group name? We will be doing a lot of modeling with Excel and material of the like. Thanks a lot everyone and good luck with everything!
Mike
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I'll be the first to come up with the most obvious name possible:
The Trained Monkeys
Haha, that's pretty good. Thanks for the quick reply! I'll definitley keep that in mind.
Other ideas:
HHG: honestly, honest guys
The Number Wizards
Future viewers
We can see dead people (ok, sorry, will stop now)
the unemployed
models and bottles Bankers do it with excel
Whitestone Group.
Morgan Sachs
All great ideas guys!! Keep 'em coming!!
bump...(I need this for tomorrow!)
I like HHG: Honestly, Honest Guys, The Unemployed, and the Trained Monkeys
Masters of the Universe, Alt+Tab
BearCovia Lyman
Blackberry Baboons?
Ctrl+Z Palin's Kids Spreadsheet Monkeys The BSDs White Knights Corporate Raiders The BrickBreakers
We Make it Rain Wasting Your Money Team BearMan and Brother Sterns.
Alphaholics Anonymous.
Get it? They try to add value, you straight create it!
Bernanke's Army -> BA for short BareNaked Short Sellers -> my favorite
Circular Reference
Wow, there are some nerds in here.
How about you call yourselves the Fussy Puckers.
Team "Crash-alot"
Also, I agree with the King.
Dow-N Jones
Kings of the Universe
Dow pwner 5000
We Do Models.
I like the earlier suggestion of #REF!. It's PC enough for a class while still being amusing, relevant and witty.
"Vaule" Add
what did u end up choosing?
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