Diligence List Overload
I'm in corp dev at a small cap public company. Under exclusivity for a small shitty company, sub $50M EV, and I'm pretty much the only person doing the bulk of the diligence on a tight timeline. Seller doesn't have a real banker, but an "advisor" who thinks he's the shit; he's a total moron and a blabbermouth. He's never worked as an investment banker. Lately, he's pushing on my diligence asks, and, I could probably live without some of the stuff, but it's so benign that I'm dumbfounded and think he's either 1) hiding something or 2) even stupider than I thought. Well - the last ask I had, he got all hot and bothered about it and he decided to send a note to an SVP above me and told them to "have a talk with me" about how I was being inappropriate (mind you - the specific ask in question actually came from legal). So - I've decided to retaliate in the form of diligence overload. He doesn't have a team to support so I'm just going to fuck him over with a hell of a lot more diligence asks than I ever intended to make or will ever use. Fucker also dropped all my asks from last Sunday on Friday afternoon. Any ideas/lists of extra business/strategy diligence asks to help me push this along? Dude started dicking around with the wrong monkey…
Lol you’re so real for that
The lengths you go to to convince us that he's the bad guy lead me to believe you're the one in the wrong here....
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