When I sit too long my ass sweat mingles with poop particles in my anus causing my pants to smell pretty bad once I get up from my chair. Anyone else relate?
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Haha, learn how to wipe your ass clean. Don't just shit and split
Yeah, it's been a slow day for me too
Take a fucking shower dude damn...
hahahahaha i just lol'ed.
+1 SB
...As did I. Now I have to explain to everyone what I'm laughing at.
Thanks a lot...
but +1 for you as well
Baby wipes.
next time ...after wiping your ass ...you better clean it with water as well lol
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Literally.
dude don't use toliot paper just use the shower bc you don't want to waste trees
Um, then you're using superfluous energy and contributing to global warming, bro. What you SHOULD have suggested was to use just your hands to wipe - you'll save trees, prevent global warming, and feel better about yourself. And when you give that firm, soiled handshake, people will know you truly care about the environment.
h20 will b around forever and does the OP really want to be wishing wiping and wanking all while wonderfulling wooping his wanker
LMAO. Thanks for the laugh, but I suffer from a similar problem. By butt once smelled like big foots dig
Dont be alarmed by your swamp ass because there is an easy solution or should I say process.
Now you are dry, smelling fresh and ready to tackle the day. Congrats.
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