Forget the Buyside, Ima Stay in the Sell-Side Trenches and Keep it BUSSIN' on yall! BLAM BLAM BLAM

Edit: This was a horrendous word salad. TL;DR: I went from Accounting to FP&A to IB and then got a PE offer but got tired of fucking around so I'm staying in IB

For all of these reason, I aint runnin' bruh. BIG told me in shootouts to stay low and keep firin'. So that's what Ima do. Ima get back in those trenches, load the clip up and keep it BUSSIN' at yall brothas daily!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM BUCK BUCK BUCK!! KEEP FIRING BOYS!!!!

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It was quite the word salad indeed, before the edit. Nonetheless, I enjoyed hearing your story. Good job man !

 
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I mean I like this energy more than "Wah wah wah I wanna quit"

 
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My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All while I am still collecting coins Trying hard to save the girl Obstacles, I'm jumping hurdles I'm growing up to be a big boy

I battle with the evil ways I travel far and try and save Sorry, but your princess isn't here I take a rest, I push the pause Level up and move along In hopes that the next stage, I will clear I fucking passed, asshole

I'm just trying to keep from dying

It's just a game that we play, and for heaven's sakes Looking for a better way to play it Life is for keeping score and forevermore Stop complaining and start changing it

 
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Over there, over there, send the word, send the word over there.  And the banks are coming, the banks are coming, the drums are pounding everywhere.  So beware, say a prayer, send the word, send the word over there.  He'll be over, he's coming over, and he won't come back 'till it's over over there. 

If you don't know this reference, you're not a patriot.  

 

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