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you are a faggot; stop joking about this. you are the one being made fun of. you are the one here who is actually obsessed with being "fratty as shit." we are laughing at you. not with you.

 
zala rulesyou are a faggot; stop joking about this. you are the one being made fun of. you are the one here who is actually obsessed with being "fratty as shit." we are laughing at you. not with you.

someone's got their panties in a bunch. did you not get a bid freshman year?

 
patekphilippe

someone's got their panties in a bunch. did you not get a bid freshman year?

frats are a middle-class substitute for secret societies, eating clubs, gentlemen's clubs, etc. get it through your fucking skull, you desperate striving dork.

 

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