Good job on big mouthing the firm name of the person who you paid to impersonate you. Can tell why you had to pay $3K for the job and couldn’t do it yourself😭

 

This has to be a troll. When you do the background check you’ll have to use your ID, when you set up Teams/VPN accounts you’ll have to use your ID, etc. the list goes on.

If you’re being serious you’re going to get blacklisted from the industry if you continue and there very well may be legal consequences as well. Drop out or renege your offer before it’s too late. 

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Complete dumbass. Congrats damn near exposing yourself by posting firm name.

Self snitching doesn't just plague Young Thug I guess lmao

 

Dw I gotchu guys (since I already had a screenshot when I sent this to chat shit @ my boy at JPM)

“Hey everyone, recently I received my JPM offer without ever having talked to my firm. I go to a target but decided to pursue very recently so my behavior/technicals aren't great. So I have a friend who looks a lot like me, where you couldn't tell a difference unless you were trying to. I paid my friend 3k to do my hirevue and super day, contingent on him getting me an offer. I didn't come here to boast, but to say it's possible to get into IB by manipulating the whole process. I wish you monkeys the best with your recruiting."

TBD soon if it's a joke or not

 

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