Friend got me my JPM offer
This post was a bad attempt at a joke. Sorry to anyone this may have inconvenienced. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mar 08, 2023Mar 08, 2023
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Comments (26)
Congrats bud! Hard work pays off!
What job did your friend get?
Del
Good job on big mouthing the firm name of the person who you paid to impersonate you. Can tell why you had to pay $3K for the job and couldn't do it yourself😭
If this isn't a troll post, then for the sake of not getting identified I'd remove the company name.
Del
Ethics and morals out the window lmdao.
just diverse candidates doing diverse tings
This is BB investment banking. Now pay your unemployed non target friend the base salary to do the job for you while you clip the end year bonus without doing any work. Pure arbitrage.
Only downside is it's JPM so the end year bonus might be ~15k but the hourly rate will be great.
This has to be a troll. When you do the background check you'll have to use your ID, when you set up Teams/VPN accounts you'll have to use your ID, etc. the list goes on.
If you're being serious you're going to get blacklisted from the industry if you continue and there very well may be legal consequences as well. Drop out or renege your offer before it's too late.
Array
If this is true, you better get your buddy a nice bottle of something. Especially before you get fired for being unable to do the job.
Our firm will be investigating. We record all hirevue sessions, and will be comparing faces.
This is awesome if true but I would delete
i highly appreciate the con you pulled but you're flying too close to the sun by bragging like this. mentioning the firm name and the name of the firm your friend will be at is moronic.
remember guy, a crime is only perfect if no one knows it happened
What did it say it looks like it got removed
"Bad attempt at a joke"
Lmao ok
"Calm down bro it's just a joke"
We will be conducting a thorough investigation. We are starting to catch on, and have an idea of who it is...
What did he say it was removed
nah I'm just joking lmfao, this person deleted it and I'm not sure if he's joking or not - for his sanity I can't say.
Complete dumbass. Congrats damn near exposing yourself by posting firm name.
Self snitching doesn't just plague Young Thug I guess lmao
Dw I gotchu guys (since I already had a screenshot when I sent this to chat shit @ my boy at JPM)
"Hey everyone, recently I received my JPM offer without ever having talked to my firm. I go to a target but decided to pursue very recently so my behavior/technicals aren't great. So I have a friend who looks a lot like me, where you couldn't tell a difference unless you were trying to. I paid my friend 3k to do my hirevue and super day, contingent on him getting me an offer. I didn't come here to boast, but to say it's possible to get into IB by manipulating the whole process. I wish you monkeys the best with your recruiting."
TBD soon if it's a joke or not
lmao following for shits
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